Words in your work?

[Stainless]

What are some words or terminology used in your work, heres a couple in my field which is construction;
Proctor Method
Marshall Method
Feel free to post with the meaning or let everyone google it.

[riverrunner1984]

"What a winner"
"Are you a Dumb Shit"
"You have got to be kidding me right"

Im a baby sitter most of the time lol

[HB Vic]

You're fired 😳

[McRib]

Rig it right the first time
low line pull
gradient resistance
rolling resistance
chain bitch
End roll.

just a few.

[Eli]

Word in commonly use and are used by people in my profession are

Oral discovery
Dictate
Sanction
Your Honor
Bar




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[HB Vic]

Word in commonly use and are used by people in my profession are

Oral discovery
Dictate
Sanction
Your Honor






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What about scratch that? Lol

[Eli]

What about scratch that? Lol

Strike that not scratch...I like to say strike that


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[Stainless]

If I call dispatch and order a cat this is what would show up;26475

[314joey]

Mine are boring...................

Wait a minute, I'm on hotboat.
I'm cleaning the pool filter
Cleaning up Rowdy's poop
I'm at the dock on the boat
I'm walking Rowdy


and to think I used to run a 100 million dollar company, WTF happened.

[Paul65K]

ROIC (Return on Invested Capital)
Capacity Utilization
Workforce efficiency
Fill Rate
Performance to Contract
WTF Was He/She thinking???

That pretty much covered it for me :D

[Eli]

Mine are boring...................

Wait a minute, I'm on hotboat.
I'm cleaning the pool filter
Cleaning up Rowdy's poop
I'm at the dock on the boat
I'm walking Rowdy


and to think I used to run a 100 million dollar company, WTF happened.

Hilarious!

Tell us some words you used when you weren't working so hard ;)


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[HB Vic]

Strike that not scratch...I like to say strike that


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I embellish :D

[Stainless]

Wacker

[Eli]

Wacker

What a coincidence I use that word at work too...just never in writing ;)


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[Eli]

I embellish :D

;)


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[Havasu Party Bus]

Brown nose
Kiss ass

[Stainless]

What a coincidence I use that word at work too...just never in writing ;)


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There is a difference in wacker and whacker...

[Eli]

There is a difference in wacker and whacker...

Like I said we don't write it ;)


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[HB Vic]

Please come in to my office.
Please get out of my office.

[Eli]

Have a seat you're now being charged $$ for my billable hourly rate. Leaving already?


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[HB Vic]

Who hired you??

[YoPengo]

Cloisonné
Cast Zinc
Die Struck
Photo Etched


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[AZKC]

What are you lifting?
Whats it weigh?
How many times a day do you use it?
Whats it going on?

4 things you ask somebody buying a liftgate.....

Yawn....

[Stainless]

Blade
26482

[riverrunner1984]

Blade
26482

Seems like you are in a really cool line of work!
Would be fun to drive some of those beasts!

[Stainless]

What are some words or terminology used in your work, heres a couple in my field which is construction;
Proctor Method
Marshall Method
Feel free to post with the meaning or let everyone google it.

BTW, Proctor is a component of a soil compaction test, it is the unit weight of 1 cubic foot of soil compacted to 100% given optimum moisture content. Marshall is similar except used in asphalt compaction testing. As far as I know they are named for the individuals that invented the tests.

[Stainless]

Seems like you are in a really cool line of work!
Would be fun to drive some of those beasts!
Thanks, believe it or not its kinda boring after a while. I used to operate cranes mostly, you dont develop bad backs and knees on them. ;)

[Eli]

BTW, Proctor is a component of a soil compaction test, it is the unit weight of 1 cubic foot of soil compacted to 100% given optimum moisture content. Marshall is similar except used in asphalt compaction testing. As far as I know they are named for the individuals that invented the tests.

You're always having conversations with yourself...this is one of the times I say

Wacky!


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[Stainless]

You're always having conversations with yourself...this is one of the times I say

Wacky!


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Whatever...:t_lowblow:

[Wheeler]

Joint's, butt's, crack, nail and screw.

[Napanutt]

Right of way
Shoulder
Closure
Mainline
Taper
Quadrant
Hold my shovel for me :D

[chevellesb406]

Real Time Optimization
Software Image
Market Penetration
"What's with you and the TPS reports"

[Stainless]

Hold my shovel for me :D

:hilarious:

[WESTERNAERO]

vector
datum
coordinates
surface feet
chip per tooth
thou
50 millionths
kellar
tangent
operator error
"You must be smarter than the machine, dumbass"
"Work smarter not harder"
"What in the holy fuck are you doing? Get out!"

[CampbellCarl]

That's fucked up...

Who fucked that up?...

How do we get it un-fucked?...

Can we un-fuck it today?...

Oh, fuck it!

[ChumpChange]

Lost Productivity Report aka Internet Monitoring.

[Eli]

That's fucked up...

Who fucked that up?...

How do we get it un-fucked?...

Can we un-fuck it today?...

Oh, fuck it!

Ever figure out how up un-fuck something please let me know. Thanks!


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[HB Vic]

Don't worry, we'll ship the contents of your desk to you via UPS ground.

[HB Vic]

I think you're due for a non-performance review.

[WESTERNAERO]

So, do you know why they put casters on tool boxes? Well you're about to find out, here's your last check.

[GRADS]

Sandbar Section
Make me a Mod
You are Banned
Alternate Screen Name
Ban Hammer again?

[HB Vic]

Sandbar Section
Make me a Mod
You are Banned
Alternate Screen Name
Ban Hammer again?

Now that's funny

[Bobby V]

Sprinkler head
Pipe dope
hydrostatic test
calcs
FM global
fitter
engineer
E permit

[Napanutt]

Sandbar Section
Make me a Mod
You are Banned
Alternate Screen Name
Ban Hammer again?

More like:

Why aren't the clothes folded?
My car needs to be washed!
The pool's filthy!
What's for dinner?
Chop chop!

:D

[ChumpChange]

------- Ratio

Feel free to put any word in front of ratio and that's what I do.

[Sharp shooter]

I made this video at work using my gopro. It demonstrates some of the words we use.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSjzaCU5Wug

[djunkie]

"Rodger that"
"10-4"
No I'm not a truck driver.

[GRADS]

------- Ratio

Feel free to put any word in front of ratio and that's what I do.

Fellratio :yikes:

[djunkie]

I made this video at work using my gopro. It demonstrates some of the words we use.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSjzaCU5Wug

I stuck my go pro in my machine with me last week. I need to upload it. It's highly exciting footage. :D

[Stainless]

I made this video at work using my gopro. It demonstrates some of the words we use.


That was cool Jerry, thanks for posting it. We are replacing the entire apron at Tucson, very close proximity to aircraft.

[Eli]

That was cool Jerry, thanks for posting it. We are replacing the entire apron at Tucson, very close proximity to aircraft.

I replace my apron once a year


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[djunkie]

Last nights words at work were "fuck fuck fuck fuck" when this happened. No I didn't do it. :D
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/27/2ugegy4a.jpg

[ChumpChange]

It's a nice day to sit outside and drink coffee. I think I'll call a customer.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/27/azarequ8.jpg

[Stainless]

Powder puff (tool)


CH3NO2

[Sharp shooter]

I stuck my go pro in my machine with me last week. I need to upload it. It's highly exciting footage. :D

Do it, I'd like to see it.

[Sharp shooter]

It's a nice day to sit outside and drink coffee. I think I'll call a customer.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/27/azarequ8.jpg

I pass by your building everyday being that you're right by the airport. Photo must have been on a windy day in Fontana. :D

[djunkie]

Do it, I'd like to see it.

I just turned my computer on for the first time in like 3 months. Let me see if I remember how to do this.

[Sharp shooter]

That was cool Jerry, thanks for posting it. We are replacing the entire apron at Tucson, very close proximity to aircraft.

Sounds like a major project!

[Brian]

Jerry,
Do you still have that video of when you pranked that one guy in your break room? I'm still trying to find someone to pull that on.

[Stainless]

Sounds like a major project!

Yea, it's 10 year phased. But Tucson only has 2 terminals. Easy airport for travelers.


CH3NO2

[HB Vic]

You want it when? hahahahaha

[Sharp shooter]

Jerry,
Do you still have that video of when you pranked that one guy in your break room? I'm still trying to find someone to pull that on.

Yeah, here you go. :D

This happened when I brought the gopro in to record some push backs including the one I just posted previously. A new sink had just been installed in the break room and someone had rubber banded the remote sprayer "on". I actually used the sink first but the sprayer was aimed wrong to get me. At that point, I aimed the sprayer and figured the gopro would make a perfect fixture by the sink while I proceeded to eat lunch. The odds that someone would happen along were pretty good. :D

So as luck would have it, Eddie cruises up and grabs his KFC out of the fridge and proceeds to wash his hands before eating. Eddie used to work construction so he appreciated the new sink and even says; "this sink is so beautiful, I think i'll take it home with me" (or something like that) and then zap, he's hit. :D:D:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc6Y42aqmUQ

[ChumpChange]

I pass by your building everyday being that you're right by the airport. Photo must have been on a windy day in Fontana. :D

Ontario. Yesterday after the rain.

[djunkie]

Here you go Jerry. Try and stay awake. lol
http://youtu.be/5nzXOPKNWBM

[HB Vic]

Can you pass a drug test?

[djunkie]

Can you pass a drug test?

Me????

[HB Vic]

Me????

No. But you seem paranoid lol

[djunkie]

No. But you seem paranoid lol

Maybe I should start doing some then. Lol

[Sharp shooter]

:thumbup:
Here you go Jerry. Try and stay awake. lol
http://youtu.be/5nzXOPKNWBM

That was interesting. You make it look easy. Looks like a dangerous job that with 1 slip you could be focked! Thanks for posting, I watched all of it.:thumbup:

[djunkie]

:thumbup:

That was interesting. You make it look easy. Looks like a dangerous job that with 1 slip you could be focked! Thanks for posting, I watched all of it.:thumbup:

Go back and look at post #52. One slip and thats what happens. Luckily I haven't done it yet.

[ChumpChange]

You want it when? hahahahaha

You want an answer right now? Declined. If you'll wait a day, then it might not be.

[Stainless]

Yeah, here you go. :D

This happened when I brought the gopro in to record some push backs including the one I just posted previously. A new sink had just been installed in the break room and someone had rubber banded the remote sprayer "on". I actually used the sink first but the sprayer was aimed wrong to get me. At that point, I aimed the sprayer and figured the gopro would make a perfect fixture by the sink while I proceeded to eat lunch. The odds that someone would happen along were pretty good. :D

So as luck would have it, Eddie cruises up and grabs his KFC out of the fridge and proceeds to wash his hands before eating. Eddie used to work construction so he appreciated the new sink and even says; "this sink is so beautiful, I think i'll take it home with me" (or something like that) and then zap, he's hit. :D:D:D



That was good SS!

[HB Vic]

Are you a current or ex-felon?

[HB Vic]

Are you on a work release program?

Do you have a valid drivers license?

Are you a legal citizen?


Wait; this thread is sounding identical to the Eli dating thread LOL

[Eli]

Are you a current or ex-felon?

This isn't the Dating Questions thread :no:

[Eli]

Are you on a work release program?

Do you have a valid drivers license?

Are you a legal citizen?


Wait; this thread is sounding identical to the Eli dating thread LOL


This isn't the Dating Questions thread :no:

That's hilarious!

[Eli]

Get out of my office I'm trying to post on HB…er…work!

[HB Vic]

Just because my door is open doesn't mean you can bring your problems to me. Lol

[ChumpChange]

Will a bankruptcy disqualify me?

[CampbellCarl]

Will a bankruptcy disqualify me?

From becoming our CFO? Yes, yes it will!

[ChumpChange]

Coffee is ready!

[Eli]

Wait what? But I just got here! And it's a long drive! Plus you still owe me dinner from the game!;)

Pokey, I know you don't do drugs but are you SMOKING CRACK? You own me dinner! Tom made you my bitch! How about Thursday, I know a great place they have the best home cooking style food. It's in Tarzana. We will pick you up in the RV and you and I can hang out on the top bunk and post on HB while my BIL drives. Deal? Don't say no, I'm the craziest kind of poop.
26511

[Eli]

Please get out of my office!!!! I don't have chairs for a reason!!!

[78Southwind]

Basically any Financial Planning 101 term...

Managed Money
Diversification
Asset Allocation
Asset Classes/Categories
Modern Portfolio Theory
Efficient Frontier
Risk Free Asset
Risk Premium
Inflation
Investment Policy Statement

I am trying to protect your money from yourself/emotions...;)

[28eliminator]

PAD
FF
CF4
CF-6R
Grade
Cut
Fill
Addendum
Stage code
Design Stage
16D
16 short
8D
CBC
UBC

All are closely associated with;

Ola
Como estas
Bien
No Bueno
Bueno
No comprende :D

[ChumpChange]

From becoming our CFO? Yes, yes it will!

From me lending you money as well! :D

[Stainless]

Snap tie
Whaler
She bolt
Hairpin
Cow bell
Post tension
Pre-stressed
Girder
Taper tie


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

Overdrive for a Jackrabbit
Post hole seeds


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

Guinea chaser


CH3NO2

[Eli]

Get the F*ck out of my office!!!!!


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[ChumpChange]

Have you seen my stapler?

[Stainless]

Get the F*ck out of my office!!!!!


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Did someone piss in your soup?


CH3NO2

[HB Vic]

Get out of my office I think I'm gonna get a phone call

[HB Vic]

Lunch is 30 minutes not 31, last warning

[ChumpChange]

Lunch is 30 minutes not 31, last warning

lol. Who times lunch?

You're taking a day off? Make sure you're checking your email and be available to customers.

[HB Vic]

You're very generous with my money

[Eli]

Ummmmmm wait, remember what else you said? Forgot? Ok I'll remind you! "Pokey, play you're cards right and I'll buy you breakfast too..;)


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Whoa! I said "play your cards right and I might let you buy me breakfast too"

So we on for Thursday? I don't mind if you flirt with other women when we are out ;)


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[djunkie]

Whoa! I said "play your cards right and I might let you buy me breakfast too"

So we on for Thursday? I don't mind if you flirt with other women when we are out ;)


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Pokey, that's code for "let's just be friends". Lol

[Paul65K]

Pokey, that's code for "let's just be friends". Lol
Hey Dave....did you look that up in the Urban Dictionary or are you speaking from experience??:rolleyes

In my case I been married so long that I can't even spell game never mind have any :D

[Eli]

Pokey, that's code for "let's just be friends". Lol

You remembered ;)


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[Eli]

Dispute
Damages
Liability
Punitive
Attorneys fees


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[HB Vic]

I'm going In Pro Per next time. I'm not scared :D

[djunkie]

Hey Dave....did you look that up in the Urban Dictionary or are you speaking from experience??:rolleyes

In my case I been married so long that I can't even spell game never mind have any :D

Experience. My wife tells me that every night that we get in bed. :rolleyes:

[Eli]

I'm going In Pro Per next time. I'm not scared :D

Judge Donner always said representing yourself in pro per is like take a knife to a gun fight ;)


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[Ziggy]

R/S
262
Lien release
Tissue
Title
Blue Book


From my POS T-mobile thingie

[78Southwind]

Pokey, that's code for "let's just be friends". Lol

Nothing wrong with friendship if there's benefits...that go along with the friendship. ;)

[djunkie]

Nothing wrong with friendship if there's benefits...that go along with the friendship. ;)

It's been brought up. It didn't work.

[RVR SWPR]

No matter what the cost,go to Oregon ASAP.

[Wheeler]

In other words, FWB?...;)


The Frankfurt Stock Exchange? :headscratch:

[Singleton]

What we are supposed to say:
Root cause
Business impact
Cost avoidance
Cost savings
Observation
Action plan
Management response

What I say sometimes:
Was he/she that stupid
They did what
Better call HR, going to have to 86 that employee

[Jet-Daytona]

Put more salt on those fries.
Flip those burgers faster.
Your coke machine is out if syrup.

[ChumpChange]

Lmao!!!

[Eli]

Stop interrupting me I'm working on my 28 gag order for the day and Paul's attorney is being difficult!


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[Stainless]

Lmao!!!

Where did JD go? :D


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

Where did JD go? :D

CH3NO2

Walmart?

[Stainless]

See post #112.. JD sighting...:wink:

Yea, that post has me stumped. :(


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

Yea, that post has me stumped. :(

CH3NO2

He works at McDonalds? The one inside of Walmart?

[Stainless]

He works at McDonalds? The one inside of Walmart?

Oh boy, hope HPB doesn't see this thread. :D


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

Oh boy, hope HPB doesn't see this thread. :D

CH3NO2

??? Is that like HPV?

[Stainless]

He works at McDonalds? The one inside of Walmart?

Shintoo flips burgers too? :D


CH3NO2

[Eli]

??? Is that like HPV?

No it's like HVP


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[LB247XS]

What ? You're the supervisor you handle it oh wait a minute you can't cause you're a f@#$ing idiot. How in the hell did you get that job.
I say that at least 4 times a week to my supervisor.

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[Paul65K]

What ? You're the supervisor you handle it oh wait a minute you can't cause you're a f@#$ing idiot. How in the hell did you get that job.
I say that at least 4 times a week to my supervisor.

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using TapatalkHow's that working out for you???

[LB247XS]

How's that working out for you???

Just fine I've been at this job for 16 yrs still going strong.

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[Paul65K]

Just fine I've been at this job for 16 yrs still going strong.

Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using Tapatalk16 years and working for a supervisor that don't get it......at least 4 times a week....Noted :rolleyes

[LB247XS]

16 years and working for a supervisor that don't get it......at least 4 times a week....Noted :rolleyes

No he hasn't been around that long thank god we have gone through 4 in my time span. Ah crap i meant to type 3 times big fingers on small keypad Carry on :D

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[Jefftowz]

Ferrari
Flat No Spare
Dead Battery
Lamborghini
Maserati
5.0...
My Friend
Phantom

[ChumpChange]

Ferrari
Flat No Spare
Dead Battery
Lamborghini
Maserati
5.0...
My Friend
Phantom

Careful. It's leased.

[314joey]

OK, here's a few


due diligence
detention calculations
impervious area
title commitment
easement subordination
non-refundable earnest deposit..................this is one of the most important.

[Eli]

OK, here's a few


due diligence
detention calculations
impervious area
title commitment
easement subordination
non-refundable earnest deposit..................this is one of the most important.

Sounds like a developer?


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[Eli]

Here's a few more


Go fuck yourself and that's my legal argument!
That's a FCRA and FDCA violation.



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[314joey]

Sounds like a developer?


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Bingo..............................X developer now, I sold the company before the 2008 crash.

[Eli]

Bingo..............................X developer now, I sold the company before the 2008 crash.

Score! I use to represent a few of them.


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[314joey]

Score! I use to represent a few of them.


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I was 49 yo when I sold it and people still ask me how I knew that it was coming, I tell them I'm not that smart, it's better to be lucky than smart.

[Eli]

I was 49 yo when I sold it and people still ask me how I knew that it was coming, I tell them I'm not that smart, it's better to be lucky than smart.

One of our clients filed BK but not because they weren't selling houses. The bank wanted payment of their $72,000,000 LOC in 90 days. Froze all their assets and I spent the next 6-8 months fighting off mechanics liens. It was a mess, the nicest group of people ever and it just sucked. The other is still in business.


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[314joey]

One of our clients filed BK but not because they weren't selling houses. The bank wanted payment of their $72,000,000 LOC in 90 days. Froze all their assets and I spent the next 6-8 months fighting off mechanics liens. It was a mess, the nicest group of people ever and it just sucked. The other is still in business.


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I was lucky almost everything we did was cash and any LOCs we had to get never had personnel guarantees for any of them, of course we never had any problems, but I'm not risking my stuff.

Any of the properties that needed financing the banks had deeds of trusts on them, they would have gotten the propety/development, but walk-away options for us, hey, I ain't no dummy.

[Eli]

I was lucky almost everything we did was cash and any LOCs we had to get never had personnel guarantees for any of them, of course we never had any problems, but I'm not risking my stuff.

Any of the properties that needed financing the banks had deeds of trusts on them, they would have gotten the propety/development, but walk-away options for us, hey, I ain't no dummy.

They are a very smart group. Not one late payment, they just didn't plan on their bank demand. Otherwise, they would still be here. The same bank did that to another client of mine and not construction related. It was terrible.


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[314joey]

They are a very smart group. Not one late payment, they just didn't plan on their bank demand. Otherwise, they would still be here. The same bank did that to another client of mine and not construction related. It was terrible.


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I've seen stuff like that happen and yes, it not pretty.

[ChumpChange]

They are a very smart group. Not one late payment, they just didn't plan on their bank demand. Otherwise, they would still be here. The same bank did that to another client of mine and not construction related. It was terrible.

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What bank? I can write pages on pages of stories like that. Generally from the major banks.

[Paul65K]

One of our clients filed BK but not because they weren't selling houses. The bank wanted payment of their $72,000,000 LOC in 90 days. Froze all their assets and I spent the next 6-8 months fighting off mechanics liens. It was a mess, the nicest group of people ever and it just sucked. The other is still in business.


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Was that the bank or was is driven by tighter government regulation/requirements......I seem to remember the government changing the rules on the banks during the crisis and this drover at least some of that behavior??

[Eli]

Was that the bank or was is driven by tighter government regulation/requirements......I seem to remember the government changing the rules on the banks during the crisis and this drover at least some of that behavior??

It was before the government stepped in, they had no justifiable reason except to say we can renegotiate the terms of the LOC so we are. It was a bad decision on the banks part. They left them crippled by making it so they can't sell their inventory and wanted the money. It went like this, we won't let you sell anything to pay us our $72mm but we want our money in 90 days. The developer filed BK and the bank lost most of the money. It broke my heart. The owners went from making over $250k a year in salary to dipping into their personal accounts to pay their employees. They were just the nicest guys.


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[2manymustangs]

I was 49 yo when I sold it and people still ask me how I knew that it was coming, I tell them I'm not that smart, it's better to be lucky than smart.

How could everyone NOT see it coming if they had their eyes open... :) I bailed out in 2000 when rate sheets from the banks were advertising up to 125% LTV...

You forgot les pendens in your list of terms, I learned that one from Dee Bax/Kaplan's/Scheidegger's... :)



My work terms :

Vtier
Vlan
4 node rac
release date
incremental code drop
build
ADBA/PDBA
SysAdmin
sy/ord/http/https traffic
Oracle patch
stubbed envrionment
simulated environment
PIE/FIE envrionment

[314joey]

How could everyone NOT see it coming if they had their eyes open... :) I bailed out in 2000 when rate sheets from the banks were advertising up to 125% LTV...

You forgot les pendens in your list of terms, I learned that one from Dee Bax/Kaplan's/Scheidegger's... :)

I knew it was getting bad when, without getting into politics when after the 2006 mid-term elections Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac started giving loans (no down payment loans and 110%) out to anyone and I mean anyone, it was the beginning of the end.

[Eli]

How could everyone NOT see it coming if they had their eyes open... :) I bailed out in 2000 when rate sheets from the banks were advertising up to 125% LTV...

You forgot les pendens in your list of terms, I learned that one from Dee Bax/Kaplan's/Scheidegger's... :)



My work terms :

Vtier
Vlan
4 node rac
release date
incremental code drop
build
ADBA/PDBA
SysAdmin
sy/ord/http/https traffic
Oracle patch
stubbed envrionment
simulated environment
PIE/FIE envrionment

Software development?

[2manymustangs]

Software development?

And testing from the front end (OEP-Order Entry Portal) to the bss/oss/rating/billing... End to end for TELCO's/Cable and satellite TV...

[Eli]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/28/3aqysu4u.jpg

You want me to sign ALL of these letters?


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[JBS]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/28/3aqysu4u.jpg

You want me to sign ALL of these letters?



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Are you back directly in the Legal game?

BTW Fuck banks :D

[314joey]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/28/3aqysu4u.jpg

You want me to sign ALL of these letters?


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I'm sure it's something that has to do with the government.

[Eli]

Are you back directly in the Legal game?

BTW Fuck banks :D

Yea fuck banks!

I don't understand what you mean??????


I'm sure it's something that has to do with the government.

Nope no governments


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[Paul65K]

I'm sure it's something that has to do with the government.
If you look closely this looks like a client disclaimer......don't ya think that will scare a few off :yikes:

[314joey]

If you look closely this looks like a client disclaimer......don't ya think that will scare a few off :yikes:

I wonder if this Eli's dating disclaimer.....................lmao

[Eli]

I wonder if this Eli's dating disclaimer.....................lmao

Yea and if you cannot understand it, please disregard and throw it away ASAP. ;)

[JBS]

Yea fuck banks!

I don't understand what you mean??????



Nope no governments


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I thought you were working the financial business

[Eli]

I thought you were working the financial business

I'm practicing law again, but I am working in the finance business in a different capacity that allows me to do both.

[gn7]

Judge Donner always said representing yourself in pro per is like take a knife to a gun fight ;)


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"I hestitate not to pronounce, that every man who is his own lawyer, has a fool for a client.
Henry Kett 1814

[Eli]

"I hestitate not to pronounce, that every man who is his own lawyer, has a fool for a client.
Henry Kett 1814

I agree!


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[gn7]

When somebody is looking for a certain person in the office:
Have you looked under Dave's(boss) desk?

[Eli]

When somebody is looking for a certain person in the office:
Have you looked under Dave's(boss) desk?

You didn't say that??


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[Stainless]

When somebody is looking for a certain person in the office:
Have you looked under Dave's(boss) desk?

Lmao, that gets used a lot where I work.


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

Where we goin for lunch?

[Stainless]

Where we goin for lunch?

You buyin?



CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

You buyin?

CH3NO2

We never hear people ask me that at work as they already know the answer. :D

[Stainless]

"I'd like to buy you for what your worth and sell you for what you think your worth"


CH3NO2

[78Southwind]

Hey new guy, slow down you're Union now. They're happy if we give them 75% work.

Pimps have a union?

[ChumpChange]

We'll have a working lunch......

[Wendi]

Foreclosure
Deed in Lieu
Short Sale
Cash 4 Keys
Appraised Value
Stated Income/Stated Assets
Full Doc
Stated Income/Verified Assets
100% LTV
Loan to Value
Neg AM
Note Buyer
Investor
Fico score
Credit report
Debt to income ratio
Not approved
Approved

[Wendi]

Now:
Can you scan this?
Did you print that?
What parts did we get?
You're accounts receivable not me.
You're receiving and shippping not me.
You need to know how to do this.
That's your job not mine.
Call and find out now!
Get in the room now!

[Wendi]

Hotboat.com

[Wendi]

Man I wish I had my old job back!

[SBS933]

Sure beats working for a living.

[Wendi]

Sure beats working for a living.

No actually it doesn't. I would much rather work, but most jobs only pay $10-$12 an hour these days.

[ChumpChange]

No actually it doesn't. I would much rather work, but most jobs only pay $10-$12 an hour these days.

Would you like fries with that?

[Wendi]

Would you like fries with that?

Hell not just fast food even secretary or coordinator. Even mortgage if you try to go back! The job market sucks I've been looking believe me.

[ChumpChange]

Hell not just fast food even secretary or coordinator. Even mortgage if you try to go back! The job market sucks I've been looking believe me.

Would you like another margarita?

[Eli]

Would you like another margarita?

I should've been a bartender! I think I could make a killing! Maybe I will do that on Friday nights. It's not like I have plans EVER! lol

[Wendi]

Would you like another margarita? :weirdo:.....

[ChumpChange]

:weirdo:.....

I thought I was giving you suggestions.

Have a doc signing in thirty so that is where my mind is at right now.

[Eli]

I thought I was giving you suggestions.

Have a doc signing in thirty so that is where my mind is at right now.

Your mind is on fries because you have a doc signing?

[Wendi]

I thought I was giving you suggestions.

Have a doc signing in thirty so that is where my mind is at right now.

I'm trying to lose weight not gain by drinking a margarita

[SBS933]

At 11:00 a.m. I hear, too late in the day to start anything new

[ptc]

Knock, Knock....


Mr. and Mrs. "John Doe"?

I am sorry to inform you that your son/daughter has given their life for this country.

[Tamalewagon]

Dodd-Frank :rolleyes

[Eli]

Consumer Credit Reporting Agencies Act

Fair Credit Reporting Act

[Tamalewagon]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/28/3aqysu4u.jpg

You want me to sign ALL of these letters?


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Yes Ma'am and please don't bother reading any of the material, it's just routine. Trust us. :D

[Tamalewagon]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/28/3aqysu4u.jpg

You want me to sign ALL of these letters?


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Yes Ma'am. Please don't bother reading the material, it's just routine. Trust me! :D

[hbchgirl]

Now:
Can you scan this?
Did you print that?
What parts did we get?
You're accounts receivable not me.
You're receiving and shippping not me.
You need to know how to do this.
That's your job not mine.
Call and find out now!
Get in the room now!

LOL!!! :LMAOsmiley:

[ptc]

Brotha got to get paid..:yes:
Dis be mi #1 bitch.

YEa and she is holding about 1000 yen!!!! about $9.80 USD..... you riding high on hog!!!!

[Eli]

Yes Ma'am and please don't bother reading any of the material, it's just routine. Trust us. :D


Yes Ma'am. Please don't bother reading the material, it's just routine. Trust me! :D

Actually, I need them to read the material…it lists all the stuff they need me for ;)

[Eli]

Preemption
Standing
Pleadings
Complaint
Get the fuck out of my office already! This ain't no booze cruise!


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[ChumpChange]

Wow. I guess I'll type some more:

Ratio
Depreciation
Insurance
Securities
Arbitration Clause
Bankruptcy
Interest
Tax Basis
Cash Flow
Hedge

[Eli]

Wow. I guess I'll type some more:
Arbitration Clause

We are forbidden from using that phrase without a four letter word preceding it ;)


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[Bobby V]

Why are you always sarcastic.

[ChumpChange]

We are forbidden from using that phrase without a four letter word preceding it ;)

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Why? Can't get paid that way? :D

[Eli]

Why? Can't get paid that way? :D

We still get paid.


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[HB Vic]

covenants - my least favorite word of all words, ever.

[Eli]

covenants - my least favorite word of all words, ever.

Oh gross! Property law was my cure for insomnia in law school!


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[riverrunner1984]

Telco
Central Office
PBX
VOIP

[ChumpChange]

covenants - my least favorite word of all words, ever.

Well that reminds me of "Reservation of Rights".

[Eli]

Factual allegations
Defamation
Slander/ per se
Libel


Just did some preliminary research :D

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[HB Vic]

Oh gross! Property law was my cure for insomnia in law school!


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It's my least fav word and the word my banker uses when he's feeling all puffy chested n shit :D

[Music to my Ears]

Clams
Doubling
Multi Track
Overdub
Stacking
Click Track
SMPTE
Variable Clix
Time Code
Streamers
Frack

[Stainless]

"Fuck You"


CH3NO2

[HB Vic]

"Fuck You"


CH3NO2

Lmao 👍

[Stainless]

"DuPont overhaul"


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

Venti
Grande
Tall

Yup. That's where I'm at right now. 11:00 meeting.

[Eli]

It's my least fav word and the word my banker uses when he's feeling all puffy chested n shit :D

I hate when people use acronyms or technical terms to sound smart. So annoying and in my industry we get it all the time ugh!

[Music to my Ears]

"Fuck You"


CH3NO2

I thought this was universal for all jobs!:happy:

[ChumpChange]

I thought this was universal for all jobs!:happy:

Ill be at your job tomorrow with the kids. I'll keep their ears shut. :D

[Music to my Ears]

Nice :wink2:
I'll keep an eye out for you!

[throttle]

Turn right
Turn left
Clear right
Fking dumbass, what part of get out of the way did you not understand, pull over to the right, that's not your right!

[Stainless]

I thought this was universal for all jobs!:happy:

Yea...and works in other applications as needed. :happy:

[Stainless]

"Change order"
"Force account"

[Stainless]

"...veiled threat"
"thinly veiled threat"

[Wendi]

Do I have to keep the pallett?
The pallett is worth $3.00
I'll keep the pallett!!!

[ChumpChange]

Happy Hour

[Eli]

Default Judgment

[HB Vic]

Diamond Club :D

[ChumpChange]

Disneyland
Go home early.

[Stainless]

Truncated Domes
KY Jiggle Bars


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

Amount left on the table


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

Turn right
Turn left
Clear right
Fking dumbass, what part of get out of the way did you not understand, pull over to the right, that's not your right!

You must be a Fireman. :D


Bench race driver of the NHRA 16X Castrol GTX Mustang

[SBS933]

I'll tell you when it's a good morning !!!

[ELIMINATORLIBERTY]

Code 4
Put your hand behind your back
Get out if the car
Let me see your hands
Have a lovely day😁

[Stainless]

More USA Today...less NY Times


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

"spare me the labor pains, just deliver the baby please"

[HB Vic]

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out :D

[ChumpChange]

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out :D

How many days must you do this!

[Eli]

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out :D

Can you stand at the door so it can hit you on the ass on your way out!!!


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[Eli]

If you know what you're doing, why do you need my help?

[2FORCEFULL]

Joint's, butt's, crack, nail and screw.

you forgot eyeball it...

[2FORCEFULL]

your pipes too small and your cats plugged...

[2FORCEFULL]

looks like your rods bent...:action-smiley-069:

[Stainless]

Hard


CH3NO2

[wolfie]

"Rodger that"
"10-4"
No I'm not a truck driver.

You forgot 4 and go, drop and go, and I work the first half, you work the second.
Oh, and how about "Sorry, I backed over the clerks van".

[djunkie]

You forgot 4 and go, drop and go, and I work the first half, you work the second.
Oh, and how about "Sorry, I backed over the clerks van".

I'm steady now. Not a lot of that gravy for me anymore. Although we did have a shorty last night. :D

[wolfie]

I'm steady now. Not a lot of that gravy for me anymore. Although we did have a shorty last night. :D

There's two more words, steady and shorty! Hopefully two that the wife doesn't use for you!!!

[Eli]

Detained
Bail
Bail hearing
Arraignment



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[mrs.daytona]

Detained
Bail
Bail hearing
Arraignment



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I thought I asked you not to post about your dealings with Grads ;)

[Eli]

I thought I asked you not to post about your dealings with Grads ;)

Oops sorry my bad ;)


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[Eli]

Fdcpa, rfdcpa, fcra, tila, ccrraaa, frcp,

[Stainless]

Ethics and compliance training today...should have some new ones for this thread.:jumping-smiley-019:

[Stainless]

A prhase from Ethics and Compliance training this morning; "budgeting for a violation of the law".

[Stainless]

Anyone know what test we are performing here? The reach fork has nothing to do with test, it's simply holding the device at a convenient position.
37185


CH3NO2

[HB Vic]

Concrete strength?


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[Stainless]

Concrete strength?


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"Skidmore Test" used to evaluate effectiveness of tools and labor when using "turn of the nut method" in bolted connections.


CH3NO2

[GottaJet]

Gmroi
ebitda
upt
aur

wtf!!!

[Stainless]

Gmroi
ebitda
upt
aur

wtf!!!

What line of work are you in? :D


CH3NO2

[GottaJet]

What line of work are you in? :D


CH3NO2
Retail

[Stainless]

Retail

Thanks! I don't think we've met, Hi I'm Danny/Stainless. :)


CH3NO2

[budman]

Gmroi
ebitda
upt
aur

wtf!!!

Haha, used to use all those when I worked for Petco corporate. Glad I don't have to do gmroi analysis anymore.

Now I have:
CPSC
CPSIA
ASTM
CCPSA
EN71

Government...ick.


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