Words in your work?

[ChumpChange]

Happy Hour!

[Stainless]

HyTorc;
37218


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

37219


ch3no2

[Stainless]

37220


ch3no2

[C-2]

happy hour!

lmgtfy

Really, that's about all I do, lol

[C-2]

Detained
Bail
Bail hearing
Arraignment



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Come on, give us some real words like...

Notwithstanding
Wherewithal
Ad litem
Pro Tem
Interlocutory
In Rem

Put some pep in that step!

[Eli]

Come on, give us some real words like...

Notwithstanding
Wherewithal
Ad litem
Pro Tem
Interlocutory
In Rem

Put some pep in that step!

I don't speak lawyer lol


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[C-2]

I don't speak lawyer lol


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Either do I; I just get into a lot of trouble.:partyguy:

[Eli]

Either do I; I just get into a lot of trouble.:partyguy:

Trouble is my middle name. Here's a few words you may like.

Anti-SLAPP
Bill of Particulars
Forward Flow agreement
Assignment


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[C-2]

Trouble is my middle name. Here's a few words you may like.

Anti-SLAPP



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You forgot the acronym - STFU

[C-2]

Here is a new one I never knew about, just saw it yesterday:

Beit Din

Huh? What type of court?

[C-2]

Mateo uses simple words, mainly:

exorbitant interest + fees = $ $ $ $

[C-2]

He's a math scholar too:

int paid < int earned

:D

[hpboats83]

Testcock

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[hpboats83]

Testcock, nipple(s), plug

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[C-2]

Testcock

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Does Jenn know about this? :D

[hpboats83]

Does Jenn know about this? :D

Who?

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[ChumpChange]

Mateo uses simple words, mainly:

exorbitant interest + fees = $ $ $ $

You should write our next incentive plan! :D

[C-2]

You should write our next incentive plan! :D


exorbitant interest + hidden fees = $ $ $ $

Who's yo daddy? :D

[ChumpChange]

exorbitant interest + hidden fees = $ $ $ $

Who's yo daddy? :D

Never hidden. No such thing as the back end fees for a portfolio commercial bank. We'll leave that to the home mortgage brokers.

[C-2]

Never hidden. No such thing as the back end fees for a portfolio commercial bank. We'll leave that to the home mortgage brokers.

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

[C-2]

Yes, I speak Jive.

[JohnnyRotten]

Never realized how dirty my business is.....

November to April

How many inches you get?
Gonna go all night
In deep
Blow a line
Wet and sticky
Bent my ram
Pushing hard
That entrance is really tight/plugged
Meet me there and we'll do it together
Nice "V" you have
Hope I'm done with this by morning
Slippery as hell
Just get her opened up and I will finish it later
Stay out of the mud


April to November

Wow, is that thick and long
I'll make it fit
Tight trim
Nice bush
Dumbass, now it's packed in too tight and won't slide out
Blow
Sorry, it's just too wet
My discharge chute is really plugged
I't been wet too long and now it's starting to rot
I'm hot
Suck the big one first and hope it all fits
Stay out of the mud

[Stainless]

Never realized how dirty my business is.....

November to April

How many inches you get?
Gonna go all night
In deep
Blow a line
Wet and sticky
Bent my ram
Pushing hard
That entrance is really tight/plugged
Meet me there and we'll do it together
Nice "V" you have
Hope I'm done with this by morning
Slippery as hell
Just get her opened up and I will finish it later
Stay out of the mud


April to November

Wow, is that thick and long
I'll make it fit
Tight trim
Nice bush
Dumbass, now it's packed in too tight and won't slide out
Blow
Sorry, it's just too wet
My discharge chute is really plugged
I't been wet too long and now it's starting to rot
I'm hot
Suck the big one first and hope it all fits
Stay out of the mud

Are you in the porn business? :D


CH3NO2

[Napanutt]

Are you in the porn business? :D


CH3NO2

I'm guessing either plowing snow or pouring concrete...or neither. :D

[ChumpChange]

Yes, I speak Jive.

You pick that up from servin papers in da ghetto?

[C-2]

You pick that up from servin papers in da ghetto?

Airplane, 1980 :D

[hpboats83]

Airplane, 1980 :D

Is that a movie, I ask because I wasn't even born yet :-)

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[314joey]

Yes, Honey

anything else honey

is this OK honey

[Stainless]

Yes, Honey

anything else honey

is this OK honey

Lmao! :D


CH3NO2

[JohnnyRotten]

Are you in the porn business? :D


CH3NO2

I once grew a cheezy mustache for Mowvember and was told that with my pants on I looked like a blonde Ron Jeremy.

Didn't know if I should laugh or cry.


I'm guessing either plowing snow or pouring concrete...or neither. :D

Close enuff.

Winter snow, lawns in the summer.....and no, I'm not a Messican.:wink_002:

[Stainless]

That's a field problem


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

How hard can it be?


CH3NO2

[ChumpChange]

Memorialize this conversation in writing.....

[Milkmoney]

Moooo:)

[shueman]

That boat is HOW MUCH...??? :indifferent0001:

[Eli]

I'm gonna sue the shit out of your ass!

I used that yesterday. 😊


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[Stainless]

Moooo:)

Lmfao! 😋


CH3NO2

[2manymustangs]

Airplane, 1980 :D

:D great movie, one of my faves...



Yes, Honey

anything else honey

is this OK honey

:D

[2manymustangs]

I'm gonna sue the shit out of your ass!

I used that yesterday. ��


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Now why would you wanna do that, sounds very UNsanitary... :cowdodo:

[Eli]

Now why would you wanna do that, sounds very UNsanitary... :cowdodo:

You're head will spin when you read this...

My client called me, while in tears she told me her $6k dentist bill was sent to a collection agency and the guy was harassing her, making sexual comments, calling her names...etc. I get the phone number and call the place to get an address, you know where I'm going to serve him. He answers the phone, assumes I'm actually my client and proceeds to harass me. Calls me names, suggests I just called bc I want to talk to a "man" I finally told him who I am and gave him my bar number. You'd think it would stop. He called me back 3 times, I finally had to give the phone to my BIL to get the prick off my ass. So, yea I told him ...I'm going to sue the shit out of your ass. Of course once he realized he was really harassing an attorney, he stopped calling. But, I couldn't believe the shit he was saying bc he thought I was my poor client. Oh and get this, it was all recorded. I feel so bad for my client. I would love for a jury to hear those recordings.

My only concern is he's some fly by night collection guy. But, not to worry, when I sue her dentist for telling her family about her debt, I'll find out all the details about the douchbag. Then, when I take douchbag's deposition, while on the record, I'm going to say, "don't you wish you believed me when I told you I'm an attorney." 😝


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[Bobbytheboozer]

You're head will spin when you read this...

My client called me, while in tears she told me her $6k dentist bill was sent to a collection agency and the guy was harassing her, making sexual comments, calling her names...etc. I get the phone number and call the place to get an address, you know where I'm going to serve him. He answers the phone, assumes I'm actually my client and proceeds to harass me. Calls me names, suggests I just called bc I want to talk to a "man" I finally told him who I am and gave him my bar number. You'd think it would stop. He called me back 3 times, I finally had to give the phone to my BIL to get the prick off my ass. So, yea I told him ...I'm going to sue the shit out of your ass. Of course once he realized he was really harassing an attorney, he stopped calling. But, I couldn't believe the shit he was saying bc he thought I was my poor client. Oh and get this, it was all recorded. I feel so bad for my client. I would love for a jury to hear those recordings.

My only concern is he's some fly by night collection guy. But, not to worry, when I sue her dentist for telling her family about her debt, I'll find out all the details about the douchbag. Then, when I take douchbag's deposition, while on the record, I'm going to say, "don't you wish you believed me when I told you I'm an attorney." 😝


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I'd hate to be that collections guy. What a dirtbag. I had a friend of mine getting calls from a dirtbag like that once. After I talked to him for about two minutes, he changed his tone really quick. :)

[Luvnlife]

Words at work? "Oh Fu@k!"


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[Eli]

I'd hate to be that collections guy. What a dirtbag. I had a friend of mine getting calls from a dirtbag like that once. After I talked to him for about two minutes, he changed his tone really quick. :)

Well with the help of my sister, also an attorney, we were able to track down the dirtbag.


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[Stainless]

Words at work? "Oh Fu@k!"


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Have you seen that video of the crane collapse in Australia? Lmfao!

I'll try to find it when I get back to the office this afternoon.


CH3NO2

[SBS933]

Rip His Head Off And Shit Down His Neck. :cowdodo: :hilarious:

[Stainless]

http://youtu.be/4OOg7vL3rNY


CH3NO2

[SBS933]

Good one Stainless

[Eli]

I guess you're right.


Love hearing those words.


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[djunkie]

"You're the asshole boss so I guess you can't ever be wrong right?" 😳😳😳😳

[ChumpChange]

I'll pick up the tab.

[Luvnlife]

http://youtu.be/4OOg7vL3rNY


CH3NO2

Terrible thing to have happen but I needed that laugh lol "Ohh Fuck"


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[HB Vic]

Thanks for coming in today.

Please don't come back tomorrow.

Hahahaha.