Dating Questions

[Eli]

Havasu Party Bus, is on to something...My "friends" and I can use some dating questions to weed out the losers!

Here's what he has...

#1 Do you have a real Job?

#2 Do you still live with your Perents?

#3 Do you have any other Babys Mommo's hunting you down?

#4

#5

Feel free to add to the list guys!!! LOL

[She's Mine]

Havasu Party Bus, is on to something...My "friends" and I can use some dating questions to weed out the losers!

Here's what he has...

#1 Do you have a real Job?

#2 Do you still live with your Perents?

#3 Do you have any other Babys Mommo's hunting you down?

#4

#5

Feel free to add to the list guys!!! LOL

Do you have car?

[GRADS]

Do you own a jet boat?

[djunkie]

I never had a problem gettin chicks when I lived at home. Having an 8" tongue and the ability to breath out of my ears helped though.

[Stainless]

havasu party bus, is on to something...my "friends" and i can use some dating questions to weed out the losers!

Here's what he has...

#1 do you have a real job?

#2 do you still live with your perents?

#3 do you have any other babys mommo's hunting you down?

#4 are you disease free?

#5



feel free to add to the list guys!!! Lol

ch3no2

[Stainless]

Finally a thread for PR :yikes:

[Wendi]

Do you like to go to the river/Lake?
Do you own a yacht?
How much is in your bank account?
Are you rich?

[Eli]

Do you like to go to the river/Lake?
Do you own a yacht?
How much is in your bank account?
Are you rich?

You're a genius! Should just ask for statements and pink slips?


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[Wendi]

You're a genius! Should just ask for statements and pink slips?


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[Stainless]

havasu party bus, is on to something...my "friends" and i can use some dating questions to weed out the losers!

Here's what he has...

#1 do you have a real job?

#2 do you still live with your perents?

#3 do you have any other babys mommo's hunting you down?

#4 are you disease free?

#5 do you smoke or chew?

Feel free to add to the list guys!!! Lol

ch3no2

[Stainless]

how many wpm can you text?

[Eli]

how many wpm can you text?

You Faulker!! That was funny shit!


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[Stainless]

Do you have an iphone, what model?

[Stainless]

Whats your 1-10 rating?

[ChumpChange]

Are you married?

[Stainless]

Whats your recovery time?

[Eli]

Whats your 1-10 rating?

I don't understand this one


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[Eli]

Whats your recovery time?

Priorities!!


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[screaming pete]

Do you like to go to the river/Lake?
Do you own a yacht?
How much is in your bank account?
Are you rich?

come on windi, you sound like a gold digger..........

how about can you BBQ and buy me a bucket at the turtle.....lol

[Stainless]

I don't understand this one


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Think in inches, size matters!

[Eli]

come on windi, you sound like a gold digger..........

how about can you BBQ and buy me a bucket at the turtle.....lol

If by gold digger you mean Brilliant! Then yea!

BBQ I like that one! Fat Eli loves that one!


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[HB Vic]

How many warrants do you have?

[Eli]

How many warrants do you have?

Is there a good number to stay under?


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[Wendi]

come on windi, you sound like a gold digger..........

how about can you BBQ and buy me a bucket at the turtle.....lol

I'm down with that too!!

[Eli]

I'm down with that too!!

Don't succumb to peer pressure!


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[HB Vic]

Is there a good number to stay under?


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1 felony, 2 misdemeanors

[HB Vic]

Have you ever dated any relatives?

[HB Vic]

Have your parents ever filed a restraining order against you?

[Eli]

Have you ever dated any relatives?


Have your parents ever filed a restraining order against you?

OMG! This is scary stuff!


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[HB Vic]

OMG! This is scary stuff!


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You said weed out the bad ones? Did you want to start at a higher level? Like which degree do you have? :D

[Eli]

You said weed out the bad ones? Did you want to start at a higher level? Like which degree do you have? :D

You're right but still scary


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[screaming pete]

shhhh Eli....I think I have a live one here

[Eli]

shhhh Eli....I think I have a live one here

I'm not sure I understand this question :D


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[ChumpChange]

Have you ever pulled a Frenchie?

[Eli]

Have you ever pulled a Frenchie?

Edit: I miss understood the story! Gross!

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[screaming pete]

OOOOOoo DAAMmmmmmmmmmm

as in we run it hard in Bomount

[RogerThat99]

Do you own a hotboat shirt?

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[pvhca1]

Most important is how well a girl can sext!!

[GRADS]

Are you open to threesomes?

[ChumpChange]

Most important is how well a girl can sext!!

Does she know how to take selfies without the duck face.....

[Stainless]

Are you paying child support and Alimony


CH3NO2

[Eli]

Do you own a hotboat shirt?

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That's demonstrative of how fun he is but an easy fix if he doesn't! I like your strategy here!


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[Eli]

Are you paying child support and Alimony


CH3NO2

Should I include to how many women?


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[Stainless]

should i include to how many women?


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:D yes


ch3no2

[Stainless]

What model wakeboard boat do you own?


CH3NO2

[pvhca1]

Does she know how to take selfies without the duck face.....

That and the spread peace sign or for guys throwing the westside sign!!

[Eli]

Most important is how well a girl can sext!!
A girl?

Are you open to threesomes?
I only know 1 guy who said he wasn't

Does she know how to take selfies without the duck face.....

She?


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[WESTERNAERO]

Are you paying child support and Alimony


CH3NO2
No, the correct question would be: Are you supposed to be paying child support?

[Eli]

No, the correct question would be: Are you supposed to be paying child support?

Hahahahahaha!!


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[Eli]

What model wakeboard boat do you own?


CH3NO2

I like this one...

What model wakeboard boat do you own and how many of my friends can we fit on the matching MTI?


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[HB Vic]

How long has your license been expired?

[Eli]

How long has your license been expired?

This is a classic "When did you stop beating your spouse" style question! You're good!


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[Stainless]

Boxers or briefs?


CH3NO2

[HB Vic]

Are your paychecks still being garnished?

[WESTERNAERO]

How long has your license been expired?

No, how long have you been driving on an expired licence.

[Tishimself]

Republican or Democrat???

[Stainless]

Republican or Democrat???

Good one, I was gonna post it too


CH3NO2

[WMC]

Do you know what EBT is?



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[Eli]

No, how long have you been driving on an expired licence.

I choked on the grape I was eating! That shit funny!


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[Tishimself]

Good one, I was gonna post it too


CH3NO2

It is the most important question. If she get's it right, I can work with nearly anything that comes next.....but if she answers wrong....she goes to banned camp. (Unless she has a OUTSTANDING uhh...errr.....)..... ;)

[rivergames]

How does your mom look?

[WESTERNAERO]

How does your mom look?

:thumbup:

[HB Vic]

How long have you had the spiderweb tat on your neck?

[Eli]

How does your mom look?

Your mom? Why do I care what HIS mom looks like?

Do you have a twin sister?;)


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THAT'S JUST WEIRD! ;)




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[HB Vic]

Why do you use a screwdriver to start your Daewoo?

[Eli]

How long have you had the spiderweb tat on your neck?

This situation requires NO QUESTIONS ASKED AND RUN!

[Napanutt]

Are your parents related to each other?
Not by marriage assuming they are married.

[Eli]

It's not weird if they want to have a threesome! :jumping-smiley-019::jumping-smiley-019::jumping-smiley-019:

I can't wrap my head around how a guy, his twin sister, his mom and I are all 4 gonna have a threesome? Not to mention how icky that is!


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[Eli]

Dose he's Bank statement look like mine?

Check you out!


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[ChumpChange]

Check you out!

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He sure has feminine hands!

[Wendi]

Grads said he even got 4 Naked Chicks in a Hot Tub once.:cowdodo:
He sucked ones flubber!!

[ChumpChange]

He sucked ones flubber!!

And her gizzard.

[Eli]

He sucked ones flubber!!

Gross!


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[Napanutt]

I've got better but of course need permission. ;)

[Eli]

I've got better but of course need permission. ;)

You have better dating questions? Let's have them


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[HB Vic]

How many cats do you currently have?

[ChumpChange]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[gn7]

In your case Eli, I would find out how many voices HE has in his head. The last thing you want to be is outnumbered in a disagreement. Besides, 12 of you get to talking and it could drive anybody crazy. I think a total of 7 of you is plenty on a date.

[Wendi]

in your case eli, i would find out how many voices he has in his head. The last thing you want to be is outnumbered in a disagreement. Besides, 12 of you get to talking and it could drive anybody crazy. I think a total of 7 of you is plenty on a date.
lololol!!!

[Eli]

In your case Eli, I would find out how many voices HE has in his head. The last thing you want to be is outnumbered in a disagreement. Besides, 12 of you get to talking and it could drive anybody crazy. I think a total of 7 of you is plenty on a date.

You make some excellent points but Bunchc*nt Eli says

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/15/8aryvagu.jpg


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[HB Vic]

Ask him if he drinks Smirnoff :D

[Eli]

Ask him if he drinks Smirnoff :D

Smirnoff?


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[gn7]

You make some excellent points but Bunchc*nt Eli says http://www.hotboat.com/frm/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=54846

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/15/8aryvagu.jpg


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I found a date for Bunchc*nt Eli. However, that pic you posted looks more like EE

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgvsgb7CGtl-l44cQyh4jkyhOcLWozzt960RKxhHDJXY0LxaiA

[Eli]

I found a date for Bunchc*nt Eli.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgvsgb7CGtl-l44cQyh4jkyhOcLWozzt960RKxhHDJXY0LxaiA

Lmao that's a good one!


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[HB Vic]

Ask him if he buys used tires :D

[Napanutt]

You have better dating questions? Let's have them


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I was supposed to be quoting mini cat. He was referring to grads and hot tub.

I haven't dated in 30 years. I got nothing more. :)

[Eli]

However, that pic you posted looks more like EE

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgvsgb7CGtl-l44cQyh4jkyhOcLWozzt960RKxhHDJXY0LxaiA

We shouldn't speak of the "not with us anymore" ;)


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[Stainless]

What does NHRA stand for?

[Stainless]

Do you have #6 drives? Preferably M8's.

[Eli]

Do you have a #6 drives? Preferably M8's.

8 is preferable


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[Wheeler]

#1 Do you have a real Job?

#2 Do you still live with your Parents?

#3 Do you have any other Babys Mommo's hunting you down?

#4 Have you served in the military?

[Eli]

#4 Have you served in the military?

Bahahahahahahaahaha! That's classic!!!


#5 do you have proof?


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[Milkmoney]

Havasu Party Bus, is on to something...My "friends" and I can use some dating questions to weed out the losers!

Here's what he has...

#1 Do you have a real Job?

#2 Do you still live with your Perents?

#3 Do you have any other Babys Mommo's hunting you down?

#4

#5

Feel free to add to the list guys!!! LOL

Yes

No

No

:)

[Eli]

Yes

No

No

:)

Sweetie, you're not supposed to answer the questions. You're supposed to give me ideas for questions to ask ;)




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[314joey]

Have you thought about this web-site........................could be some nice people, what's your thoughts.


http://www.mulletpassions.com/

[Eli]

Come on Eli maybe he answering the questions now because he wants to take you on a date! It will save time for later.:goodluck:

I think he's married but you're a good wing man


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[Eli]

Have you thought about this web-site........................could be some nice people, what's your thoughts.


http://www.mulletpassions.com/

Pure evil! ;)


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[Milkmoney]

I think he's married but you're a good wing man


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Lol. Alittle slow here. :). Oh I am not married for the record nor do I have any kids.

Ok a ? Or two.

Have any children?

How long been single?

What type of relationship are you looking for?

Hope this helps :)

[314joey]

Pure evil! ;)


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Sorry E, had to mess with you a bit, I'll post up some real one's that will help, you deserve a good man.

[Eli]

Sorry E, had to mess with you a bit, I'll post up some real one's that will help, you deserve a good man.

Oh but I LOVE EVIL!!!!

But post some good questions for Lurker to answer :schreck:

[Eli]

Lol. Alittle slow here. :). Oh I am not married for the record nor do I have any kids.

Ok a ? Or two.

Have any children?

How long been single?

What type of relationship are you looking for?

Hope this helps :)

OMG, Now I'm blushing...I'm not good at this part! :shock::yikes::yikes::schreck::schreck:

[Milkmoney]

OMG, Now I'm blushing...I'm not good at this part! :shock::yikes::yikes::schreck::schreck:

Why would you blush. ? I threw up some ? That I ask when getting to know someone on a date. :)

[Milkmoney]

Ask if you handed him this stuff what he would do with it?

I don't not have win the lotto. Lol.

And yes I think I would know what to do. :)

[rvrmom]

Do you like to go to the river/Lake?
Do you own a yacht?
How much is in your bank account?
Are you rich?


2nd time around we ain't playin....

Holy hell that made me LOL!!!

[Wendi]

Holy hell that made me LOL!!!

It did NOT make WMC laugh... LOL.

[Wendi]

Ask him if he plays the Lottey?
Ok that is a gold digger yikes.

[McRib]

Since ur a self proclaimed 2 (generously) just ask him if he's breathing and if he can get it up. :P

[Eli]

Since ur a self proclaimed 2 (generously) just ask him if he's breathing and if he can get it up. :P

I had to read that 3 times! Lol

You said I'm a 2 on a scale of 1-10! I said 5, not 2 ;)




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[McRib]

I had to read that 3 times! Lol

You said I'm a 2 on a scale of 1-10! I said 5, not 2 ;)




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Lol. I dont remember much of a fight. Lol

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[Eli]

Lol. I dont remember much of a fight. Lol

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You're right, once you said 2.5 actually I caved


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[314joey]

Just make sure he's got some cash................we don't need no cheap azz.

[Eli]

Just make sure he's got some cash................we don't need no cheap azz.

Wowzers! Did somebody say Yacht?


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[Eli]

I don't not have win the lotto. Lol.

And yes I think I would know what to do. :)

Now we're talking! ;)


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[Stainless]

Bump, was contraceptives mentioned?


CH3NO2

[Napanutt]

Bump, was contraceptives mentioned?


CH3NO2
I did notice that SOMEONE wasn't too active around here yesterday and last night-well, yesterday evening anyway. ;)

:D

[Zander]

Ask him if he plays the Lottey?

Lol! That girl is swedish. Have been on some realityshows and stuff


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[SummerO]

I like this one...

What model wakeboard boat do you own and how many of my friends can we fit on the matching MTI?


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A MTI matching a wake boat? Now that's just wrong on so many levels.:spanks::biggrin:

[Eli]

A MTI matching a wake boat? Now that's just wrong on so many levels.:spanks::biggrin:

Not the color scheme...say the wakeboard boat is red and black and the MTI is red and black and most importantly my bikini is red ;)


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[314joey]

Eli,

You're way under estimating yourself, look around you got it going on, that's a compliment I'm sure you know.

[Eli]

Eli,

You're way under estimating yourself, look around you got it going on, that's a compliment I'm sure you know.

Thanks, that's very kind...I really need help weed through the weeds ;)


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[Eli]

I did notice that SOMEONE wasn't too active around here yesterday and last night-well, yesterday evening anyway. ;)

:D

I was busy being a good sister. Threw my sister a baby shower yesterday.


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[Paul65K]

I was busy being a good sister. Threw my sister a baby shower yesterday.


Sent from my Bat CaveSooooooooooooooooo.........Didn't you have your phone with you????

[Eli]

Sooooooooooooooooo.........Didn't you have your phone with you????

I'd leave my head before I left my phone. Of course I had my phone. The shower ended around 5 ;)


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[Eli]

Bump, was contraceptives mentioned?


CH3NO2

What do you use?

A. Condoms
B. Whiskey d**k
C. Passed out drunk

:D


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[Stainless]

What do you use?

A. Condoms
B. Whiskey d**k
C. Passed out drunk

:D


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:eek: Contaceptives people, get your contraceptives.


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

What do you use?

A. Condoms
B. Whiskey d**k
C. Passed out drunk

:D


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So, is a guy that's been neutered qualify?


CH3NO2

[Stainless]

Do you date guys named "Bob"?


CH3NO2

[Eli]

So, is a guy that's been neutered qualify?


CH3NO2

I'm trying not to date dogs. :D


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[Eli]

Do you date guys named "Bob"?


CH3NO2

Awe fuck you! :D


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[Eli]

What is your favorite football team?


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[Stainless]

Awe fuck you! :D


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:D :p
Touché


CH3NO2

[Eli]

Eli do you own a SHII ? We need to know what we're dealing with here..... LOL


OMG I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or amused????


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[Eli]

You should know by now i like to mess with you......LOL

I've known for a few years ;) we coooooo


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[Paul65K]

;) we coooooo


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[Eli]

Is that the "Eli from the Hood" Eli talking there??

FO SHO!

It's my Valley Girl Edition you don't wanna hear!

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[Paul65K]

FO SHO!

It's my Valley Girl Edition you don't wanna hear!

Totally:lalala:

[Milkmoney]

Ok. Jus wondering if there are anymore dates. :). Or stories

[Eli]

Ok. Jus wondering if there are anymore dates. :). Or stories

I got nothin :(

I've diligently made a list of all the questions, good, bad, ugly and specially the perverted. If you can't answer them without being offended then adios Papi!

Okay, except the one I met for a drink last week. Very nice guy, successful, smart and good looking. But, he has no business dating. He and Ex-wife number 2 aren't divorced yet. Kids 3 & 4 are not even driving age. Mom has Alzheimer's and lives with him. Way toooo much on his full plate.

Kicker for him was when he decided to comment about his "wife's" sexual relationships after they separated. None of my business, except to say YOU GO GIRL! Oh and did I mention he told me he cheated on her, not because he had a relationship with someone he had feelings for, which still doesn't make it ok, but bc for him it was a numbers game! Hmmmm he won't cheat on me, right!?????

You know pretending I'm in a deposition and allowing the guys to give me a narrative is much easier than asking questions. First, you've gotta get some alcohol in them. I feel judgmental but, the red flags knocked me over like I was hit with a semi truck.

How about you, any interesting dates you'd like to share?

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[Eli]

Totally:lalala:


Okay like I got nothin :(

Like I totally like been cool and like I made a list of all the like questions, so like the good, bad, ugly and totally the perverted. Like if you can't like totally answer them without like being all gag me then totally adios Papi!

Okay, like except the one I met for a drink last week. Totally hip, like rich he like has his own bank account, he's smart he like totally knows wine and he was totally dreamy.





Paul, you get the picture? I couldn't keep going I was having flashbacks of Speech 101 in college.
My professor saying you can't "like have an assignment! You either do or you don't!"

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[Paul65K]

That's pretty gnarly right there :D

[SummerO]

No one has posted the most important question for you to ask. "Can you breathe through your ears?":thumb::D

And maybe..."what brand of jet do you own".

Might as well get right to the point.

[Eli]

No one has posted the most important question for you to ask. "Can you breathe through your ears?":thumb::D

And maybe..."what brand of jet do you own".

Might as well get right to the point.

I knew there was a reason I thought you were cool ;)


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[SummerO]

I knew there was a reason I thought you were cool ;)


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Well then that makes two of us! LOL it's a start.

[Eli]

Well then that makes two of us! LOL it's a start.

You're modest too! That makes two of us!


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[Milkmoney]

I got nothin :(

I've diligently made a list of all the questions, good, bad, ugly and specially the perverted. If you can't answer them without being offended then adios Papi!

Okay, except the one I met for a drink last week. Very nice guy, successful, smart and good looking. But, he has no business dating. He and Ex-wife number 2 aren't divorced yet. Kids 3 & 4 are not even driving age. Mom has Alzheimer's and lives with him. Way toooo much on his full plate.

Kicker for him was when he decided to comment about his "wife's" sexual relationships after they separated. None of my business, except to say YOU GO GIRL! Oh and did I mention he told me he cheated on her, not because he had a relationship with someone he had feelings for, which still doesn't make it ok, but bc for him it was a numbers game! Hmmmm he won't cheat on me, right!?????

You know pretending I'm in a deposition and allowing the guys to give me a narrative is much easier than asking questions. First, you've gotta get some alcohol in them. I feel judgmental but, the red flags knocked me over like I was hit with a semi truck.

How about you, any interesting dates you'd like to share?

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Wow. Lol. Umm no probably jus ur usual set ups through friends that think they would like me or I would like them. Meet some nice ladies. Jus not the one yet. They all have stories but I am sure u could use ur imagination. :)

[Eli]

Wow. Lol. Umm no probably jus ur usual set ups through friends that think they would like me or I would like them. Meet some nice ladies. Jus not the one yet. They all have stories but I am sure u could use ur imagination. :)

My imagination? That's always a fun! 6 perspectives at one time whoohoo!

If you can't have fun finding "the one" then you're doing something wrong! ;)




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[Milkmoney]

My imagination? That's always a fun! 6 perspectives at one time whoohoo!

If you can't have fun finding "the one" then you're doing something wrong! ;)




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Ya lol I mean as in all different types of personalities. Lol. Oh yes I agree. I have lots of fun. I don't date alot. Jus alittle here and there when time allows. :)

[Eli]

Ya lol I mean as in all different types of personalities. Lol. Oh yes I agree. I have lots of fun. I don't date alot. Jus alittle here and there when time allows. :)

Haha imagine a date with the six of us ;)

I don't date much either. When I was straight out of law school waiting for bar results I was going on 4-5 dates a week. It was exhausting and funny.

I met one guy at a bar next to my house and he got out of his car I noticed he left the car lights on. I told him and he arrogantly mocked me and informed me that his fancy car light turn off automatically. Well when he was leaving his car wouldn't start...yup dead battery. Well I popped my trunk pulled out the jump cables bc he didn't have a set and I handed them to him. He looked at me with the deer in the head lights terror. He didn't know how to use them and handed them back, I said something along the lines of ...don't look at me I've never done this I have breasts and legs. He was obviously mortified so I read the instructions jumped him and sent him on his way. Good times!


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[Milkmoney]

Haha imagine a date with the six of us ;)

I don't date much either. When I was straight out of law school waiting for bar results I was going on 4-5 dates a week. It was exhausting and funny.

I met one guy at a bar next to my house and he got out of his car I noticed he left the car lights on. I told him and he arrogantly mocked me and informed me that his fancy car light turn off automatically. Well when he was leaving his car wouldn't start...yup dead battery. Well I popped my trunk pulled out the jump cables bc he didn't have a set and I handed them to him. He looked at me with the deer in the head lights terror. He didn't know how to use them and handed them back, I said something along the lines of ...don't look at me I've never done this I have breasts and legs. He was obviously mortified so I read the instructions jumped him and sent him on his way. Good times!


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Lol. Nice story.

Ya not much into dating 6 personalities at once. Heck I have a hard time with one. Lol :)

[Eli]

Lol. Nice story.

Ya not much into dating 6 personalities at once. Heck I have a hard time with one. Lol :)

I hear ya! I have to make sure when on a date there are only 7 of us, including the date of course ;)


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[Milkmoney]

I hear ya! I have to make sure when on a date there are only 7 of us, including the date of course ;)


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Nice. Sounds like ur dates are in for a treat. Or treats. :)

[Eli]

I have a question:

Am I being too brutal to not consider a guy who I haven't met that said if he could blow himself he wouldn't have reason to leave the house and all he'd have to consider is to spit or swallow?

Keep in mind it was a joke.

My reply: do you need a shovel?


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[ChumpChange]

Being able to text and email brings out the worst in people. And to think they can reread the comment prior to hitting the send button.

[Eli]

Being able to text and email brings out the worst in people. And to think they can reread the comment prior to hitting the send button.

Oh good you agree with me. :D

I'm not sure why people are so weird lol


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[Napanutt]

Being able to text and email brings out the worst in people. And to think they can reread the comment prior to hitting the send button.

That's kind of why my post count isn't real high. I proof read almost everything I post unless it's the weekend then liquid courage takes over. :D

[ChumpChange]

That's kind of why my post count isn't real high. I proof read almost everything I post unless it's the weekend then liquid courage takes over. :D

Fortunately for me, I'm a fast proofreader. :D

[314joey]

Never put it it writing, especially when dealing with a attorney, dieing to know how this goes.

[Eli]

Never put it it writing, especially when dealing with a attorney, dieing to know how this goes.

Good morning! How what goes?


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[314joey]

Good morning! How what goes?


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Oh, the guy above was just a "what if guy" not a real date, my bad.............morning back atcha.

[Eli]

Oh, the guy above was just a "what if guy" not a real date, my bad.

Yea he's gone...lol




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[Milkmoney]

Hmmmm. I find dating very hard cause of my job and hours and then some of the nicest good looking girls don't understand my job and hours.

I guess not enough time for them. I call that high maintenance :).

No about the give myself a blow job. Hmmm I think Eli should pass on him. Lol. :)

[Eli]

Hmmmm. I find dating very hard cause of my job and hours and then some of the nicest good looking girls don't understand my job and hours.

I guess not enough time for them. I call that high maintenance :).

No about the give myself a blow job. Hmmm I think Eli should pass on him. Lol. :)

I'm glad everyone agrees with me...I just thought it was tacky for lack of a better word ;)


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[Milkmoney]

I'm glad everyone agrees with me...I just thought it was tacky for lack of a better word ;)


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Jus something's a guy needs a woman for :)

[Eli]

Jus something's a guy needs a woman for :)

Right? I couldn't agree more


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[314joey]

I think we need to start with this Eli.


Warning: If you complete this form it could be used against you in future arguments, at poker games, if you decide to run for office, and if worse comes to worse you’ll find it posted on the world wide web for all your friends, family, and co-workers to see.




First Name:________________________________ Last Name:_____________________________



Address:__________________________________ Phone Number:_________________________



Age:_____

(please attach copy of birth certificate to application)



Weight:_____ Height:_____

(not what you put on your driver’s license)






1). How many times a week do you bathe/shower?



___ None (afraid of being sucked down the drain)



___ 1-3 (when flies mistake me for a pile of shit)



___ 4-6 (high hopes of getting intimate with someone)



___ 7 or more (have every brand of shower gel on the market and not enough days in a week to try them all)






2). Do you leave brown stripes in your underwear?



___ Yes, I believe in conserving toilet paper.



___ No, I don’t wear underwear.






3). How often do you wash your bedding?



___ Daily (must be a nympho)



___ Once a week (at the carwash)



___ Yearly (when I get my tax refund)



___ Never (haven’t brought a date home in years)






4). What are your shopping habits?



___ I prefer shopping at garage sales. (leaves more money to buy my booze with)



___ I prefer shopping at discount stores. (can buy ten times more junk food for less)



___ I prefer shopping at the mall. (great place to check out cute butts)



___ I prefer to shop at all the finer stores (until all the credit cards are maxed out)



___ I don’t pay for anything, I just take it.






5). You are sitting in your recliner watching television and sneeze a juicy one, what do you do?



___ Wipe my nose on my sleeve then give someone a great big hug.



___ Wipe my nose with the remote.



___ Yell for someone to bring me a tissue, then hide/stuff it down the chair when I’m done with it.







6). You are cuddling with your sweetheart in bed and feel gas pressure building, what do you do?




___ Excuse myself and make a mad dash to the bathroom.




___ Let it blow and brag about how I made the windows shake.




___ Blast the stink bomb then toss the covers over both our heads so we can enjoy the juicy aroma.




___ Let it leak out silently and blame it on the dog.




7). The toilet breaks and needs repaired, what do you do?



___ Get the duct tape out and fix it myself.



___ Wait and see if it will miraculously fix itself.



___ Hire someone to fix it.



___ Choose to do nothing and use the gas station’s restroom for the rest of the year.





8.) How do you feel about washing dishes?



___ Love playing in bubbles and beg for people to dirty more dishes.



___ Only when company is coming.



___ Out of the question, I might break a nail.



___ I’m allergic to dish soap.



___ I consider dirty dishes to be a work of art and stack them all over the house/apt. as decorations.





9). How do you feel about mowing the lawn and misc. yard work?



___ Can’t wait to get the rider out so I can chase the neighbor’s cat around the yard.



___ Hire a lawn care company.



___ Just set it on fire once a year.



___ Do nothing at all, I enjoy living in a jungle.





10). Your dog accidentally takes a dump inside, what do you do?



___ Wait a couple days, wrap it up and toss it into the lost & found box at work.



___ Call my mom and have her come clean it up.



___ Ignore it and hope it will go away.



___ Call 911 and tell them I have an emergency.





11). Which best describes your cooking?



___ I must be an excellent cook because everyone I know eats at my house.



___ I burn everything and the dog refuses to eat it.



___ I have all the delivery places on speed dial.



___ I don’t cook, I have my own personal chef.





12). You are driving down the highway and notice your ex’s car pulled over with a flat tire,

what do you do?



___ Pull over and grab my old cd player out of the car while they are changing the flat.



___ Drive by and act like I don’t see them.



___ Blow the horn and yell out the window “It sucks to be you”.









I hereby attest and verify that the information I have provided in this application is absolutely false and misrepresented. I understand that any

honest or true answers could lead to me spending the rest of my life alone.





Signature:______________________________ Date:_________________________

[Eli]

I think we need to start with this Eli.

I laughed so hard I cried. I've got make up running down my face! :LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::l mao:lmao:lmao

[314joey]

I laughed so hard I cried. I've got make up running down my face! :LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::l mao:lmao:lmao


#5 is funnier than cit, a snot/booger ?

[Eli]

#5 is funnier than cit, a snot/booger ?

2 & 6 made me nearly fall out of my chair ;)


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[314joey]

2 & 6 made me nearly fall out of my chair ;)


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Definitely funny chit, thought you would get a kick out of it.

[Eli]

Hmmmm. I find dating very hard cause of my job and hours and then some of the nicest good looking girls don't understand my job and hours.

I guess not enough time for them. I call that high maintenance :).

No about the give myself a blow job. Hmmm I think Eli should pass on him. Lol. :)

Just for the record (we need a court reporter here) I'm not high maintenance if you keep in mind there are 6 of us :D


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[MUDDY WATER]

First Name:____________________________Muddy____ Last Name:_____Water________________________



Address:_______________See map___________________ Phone Number:_______________you know it.__________



Age:___old enough__

(please attach copy of birth certificate to application)



Weight:__270Height:_:__6'2"___ ____

(not what you put on your driver’s license)






1). How many times a week do you bathe/shower?



___ None (afraid of being sucked down the drain)



___ 1-3 (when flies mistake me for a pile of shit)



__x_ 4-6 (high hopes of getting intimate with someone)



___ 7 or more (have every brand of shower gel on the market and not enough days in a week to try them all)






2). Do you leave brown stripes in your underwear?



___ Yes, I believe in conserving toilet paper.



x___ No, I don’t wear underwear.






3). How often do you wash your bedding?



___ Daily (must be a nympho)



___ Once a week (at the carwash)



___ Yearly (when I get my tax refund)



__x_ Never (haven’t brought a date home in years)






4). What are your shopping habits?



___ I prefer shopping at garage sales. (leaves more money to buy my booze with)



_X I prefer shopping at discount stores. (can buy ten times more junk food for less)



___ I prefer shopping at the mall. (great place to check out cute butts)



___ I prefer to shop at all the finer stores (until all the credit cards are maxed out)



___ I don’t pay for anything, I just take it.






5). You are sitting in your recliner watching television and sneeze a juicy one, what do you do?



___ Wipe my nose on my sleeve then give someone a great big hug.



___ Wipe my nose with the remote.



_X__ Yell for someone to bring me a tissue, then hide/stuff it down the chair when I’m done with it.







6). You are cuddling with your sweetheart in bed and feel gas pressure building, what do you do?




___ Excuse myself and make a mad dash to the bathroom.




X___ Let it blow and brag about how I made the windows shake.




___ Blast the stink bomb then toss the covers over both our heads so we can enjoy the juicy aroma.




___ Let it leak out silently and blame it on the dog.




7). The toilet breaks and needs repaired, what do you do?



___ Get the duct tape out and fix it myself.



__X_ Wait and see if it will miraculously fix itself.



___ Hire someone to fix it.



___ Choose to do nothing and use the gas station’s restroom for the rest of the year.





8.) How do you feel about washing dishes?



___ Love playing in bubbles and beg for people to dirty more dishes.



___ Only when company is coming.



___ Out of the question, I might break a nail.



_X__ I’m allergic to dish soap.



___ I consider dirty dishes to be a work of art and stack them all over the house/apt. as decorations.





9). How do you feel about mowing the lawn and misc. yard work?



___ Can’t wait to get the rider out so I can chase the neighbor’s cat around the yard.



___ Hire a lawn care company.



___ Just set it on fire once a year.



_X__ Do nothing at all, I enjoy living in a jungle.





10). Your dog accidentally takes a dump inside, what do you do?



___ Wait a couple days, wrap it up and toss it into the lost & found box at work.



___ Call my mom and have her come clean it up.



_X__ Ignore it and hope it will go away.



___ Call 911 and tell them I have an emergency.





11). Which best describes your cooking?



_X__ I must be an excellent cook because everyone I know eats at my house.



___ I burn everything and the dog refuses to eat it.



___ I have all the delivery places on speed dial.



___ I don’t cook, I have my own personal chef.





12). You are driving down the highway and notice your ex’s car pulled over with a flat tire,

what do you do?



___ Pull over and grab my old cd player out of the car while they are changing the flat.



_X__ Drive by and act like I don’t see them.



___ Blow the horn and yell out the window “It sucks to be you”.









I hereby attest and verify that the information I have provided in this application is absolutely false and misrepresented. I understand that any

honest or true answers could lead to me spending the rest of my life alone.





Signature:______Muddy Watter________________________ Date:__________11-21-13_______________

[Eli]

First Name:____________________________Muddy____ Last Name:_____Water________________________



Address:_______________See map___________________ Phone Number:_______________you know it.__________



Age:_____

(please attach copy of birth certificate to application)



Weight:_____ Height:_____

(not what you put on your driver’s license)






1). How many times a week do you bathe/shower?



___ None (afraid of being sucked down the drain)



___ 1-3 (when flies mistake me for a pile of shit)



___ 4-6 (high hopes of getting intimate with someone)



___ 7 or more (have every brand of shower gel on the market and not enough days in a week to try them all)






2). Do you leave brown stripes in your underwear?



___ Yes, I believe in conserving toilet paper.



___ No, I don’t wear underwear.






3). How often do you wash your bedding?



___ Daily (must be a nympho)



___ Once a week (at the carwash)



___ Yearly (when I get my tax refund)



___ Never (haven’t brought a date home in years)






4). What are your shopping habits?



___ I prefer shopping at garage sales. (leaves more money to buy my booze with)



_X I prefer shopping at discount stores. (can buy ten times more junk food for less)



___ I prefer shopping at the mall. (great place to check out cute butts)



___ I prefer to shop at all the finer stores (until all the credit cards are maxed out)



___ I don’t pay for anything, I just take it.






5). You are sitting in your recliner watching television and sneeze a juicy one, what do you do?



___ Wipe my nose on my sleeve then give someone a great big hug.



___ Wipe my nose with the remote.



_X__ Yell for someone to bring me a tissue, then hide/stuff it down the chair when I’m done with it.







6). You are cuddling with your sweetheart in bed and feel gas pressure building, what do you do?




___ Excuse myself and make a mad dash to the bathroom.




X___ Let it blow and brag about how I made the windows shake.




___ Blast the stink bomb then toss the covers over both our heads so we can enjoy the juicy aroma.




___ Let it leak out silently and blame it on the dog.




7). The toilet breaks and needs repaired, what do you do?



___ Get the duct tape out and fix it myself.



__X_ Wait and see if it will miraculously fix itself.



___ Hire someone to fix it.



___ Choose to do nothing and use the gas station’s restroom for the rest of the year.





8.) How do you feel about washing dishes?



___ Love playing in bubbles and beg for people to dirty more dishes.



___ Only when company is coming.



___ Out of the question, I might break a nail.



_X__ I’m allergic to dish soap.



___ I consider dirty dishes to be a work of art and stack them all over the house/apt. as decorations.





9). How do you feel about mowing the lawn and misc. yard work?



___ Can’t wait to get the rider out so I can chase the neighbor’s cat around the yard.



___ Hire a lawn care company.



___ Just set it on fire once a year.



_X__ Do nothing at all, I enjoy living in a jungle.





10). Your dog accidentally takes a dump inside, what do you do?



___ Wait a couple days, wrap it up and toss it into the lost & found box at work.



___ Call my mom and have her come clean it up.



_X__ Ignore it and hope it will go away.



___ Call 911 and tell them I have an emergency.





11). Which best describes your cooking?



_X__ I must be an excellent cook because everyone I know eats at my house.



___ I burn everything and the dog refuses to eat it.



___ I have all the delivery places on speed dial.



___ I don’t cook, I have my own personal chef.





12). You are driving down the highway and notice your ex’s car pulled over with a flat tire,

what do you do?



___ Pull over and grab my old cd player out of the car while they are changing the flat.



_X__ Drive by and act like I don’t see them.



___ Blow the horn and yell out the window “It sucks to be you”.









I hereby attest and verify that the information I have provided in this application is absolutely false and misrepresented. I understand that any

honest or true answers could lead to me spending the rest of my life alone.





Signature:______Muddy Watter________________________ Date:__________11-21-13_______________

You missed a few answers...height, weight, showers etc.


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[MUDDY WATER]

Fixed it

[Eli]

Fixed it

At least you still have high hopes of bringing someone home ;)


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[314joey]

I'll be reviewing any of these this evening and give you my approval/disapproval tomorrow, I guess I'm a waterr freak because I shower a minimum of once a day, sometimes twice, cleanliness is next to godliness.

[Eli]

I'll be reviewing any of these this evening and give you my approval/disapproval tomorrow, I guess I'm a waterr freak because I shower a minimum of once a day, sometimes twice, cleanliness is next to godliness.

I'm a clean freak too. ;)

Should I forward all the filled out forms to you for approval? :D


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[314joey]

Should I forward all the filled out forms to you for approval? :D

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First maybe legal Eli should, then I'll take a look...........lol

[Eli]

First maybe legal Eli should, then I'll take a look...........lol

She sucks at this stuff ;)



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[Eli]

First maybe legal Eli should, then I'll take a look...........lol

The one thing she doesn't suck at is googling people's phone number to find out who they really are! My ex taught me 1 thing…the minute someone gives you ANY personal information…GOOGLE THAT BITCH!

[Wendi]

The one thing she doesn't suck at is googling people's phone number to find out who they really are! My ex taught me 1 thing…the minute someone gives you ANY personal information…GOOGLE THAT BITCH!

Google = BFF

[Eli]

Google = BFF

You've got that right! Now everyone google yourselves quick! lol

[314joey]

My Daughter has a service that checks these turds out, she don't play.

[Eli]

My Daughter has a service that checks these turds out, she don't play.

She's smart...can I get the info?


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[314joey]

She's smart...can I get the info?


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I'll get it from her, you betcha.

[Milkmoney]

I want to date Eli :)

[Wendi]

I want to date Eli :)
Rut Roh!!! LOL

[FireBall]

Lmao. :)

[ChumpChange]

There's a shot I adrenaline!

[MissB]

Is Havasu Party Bus single? LOL Cutie patootie!!


HOLY CRAP Note to self read "who's who" before posting.... Wayne nevermind!! LOL

[Eli]

Is Havasu Party Bus single? LOL Cutie patootie!!


HOLY CRAP Note to self read "who's who" before posting.... Wayne nevermind!! LOL

Hey there…how you doin? Are you single?

[MissB]

for you....sure :)

[GRADS]

Is Eli a lesbian? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

<---------starting to wonder.

[MissB]

I'm not one to kiss and tell. :kissykissy:

[Eli]

I'm not one to kiss and tell. :kissykissy:

You just told, by not telling, you're telling


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[Eli]

Is Eli a lesbian? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

<---------starting to wonder.

There is nothing wrong with lesbians


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[MUDDY WATER]

Me too.

[Eli]

Me too.

You're a lesbian?


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[Deranged]

Do u wanna go in the RV parked outside in front of the bar?

[MUDDY WATER]

You're a lesbian?


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Ya. I am a lickalotapuss.

[Eli]

Another question for you


If a guy is waiting to meet a girl for the first time at a bar and his "date" isn't there is it tacky for another girl to give him her number?


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[314joey]

Another question for you


If a guy is waiting to meet a girl for the first time at a bar and his "date" isn't there is it tacky for another girl to give him her number?


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Depends on good looking the guy is..................lol

[Eli]

Depends on good looking the guy is..................lol

Very ...but he ordered 2 beers for himself to "hold the chair" and he told the girl who is not his date that she's "a good looking girl".
Oh and his date is not cute and she said "that martini is my shit"

This is so fun!

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[314joey]

Very ...but he ordered 2 beers for himself to "hold the chair" and he told the girl who is not his date that she's "a good looking girl".
Oh and his date is not cute and she said "that martini is my shit"

This is so fun!

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If both beers are for himself, I like him already, who doesn't like a guy that orders two drinks at once, sounds like me.

[Eli]

If both beers are for himself, I like him already, who doesn't like a guy that orders two drinks at once, sounds like me.

Yea for himself. But he slowed down. I think he's had a few drinks bc his 5 is looking like a 7 to him right now :D


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[Eli]

Eli i found the one for you......:google:

http://youtu.be/9xiDSIX2EXw

You're Sofa king crazy!


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[Eli]

You need to watch it.......LOL

I'll watch later...now I'm drinking! ;)


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[SBS933]

Who dates, party get drunk and F@#k. that's why they built Crazy Horse.

[Eli]

Who dates, party get drunk and F@#k. that's why they built Crazy Horse.

Are you referring to the RV site in Havascrew??


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[314joey]

Any updates.

[Eli]

Any updates.

I haven't been on a date in over a week. I've been so busy I don't even have a prospect for a date lined up :(

Oh I've been ignoring the late Friday and Saturday night messages on Tinder because it doesn't take a genius to figure out what those guys want ;)




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[Paul65K]

Oh I've been ignoring the late Friday and Saturday night messages on Tinder because it doesn't take a genius to figure out what those guys want ;)

What would that be:headscratch:.....can you splain it to us please :signhuh:

[314joey]

Booty call.

[Eli]

Any updates.

Hey, I think I have a date! But, I'm not sure! I was asked out to dinner, but he said "you're too young for me". I'm not sure what that means? I'm 38.

[HB Vic]

Hey, I think I have a date! But, I'm not sure! I was asked out to dinner, but he said "you're too young for me". I'm not sure what that means? I'm 38.

Ask him how much a senior coffee is at mcdonalds :D

[Eli]

Ask him how much a senior coffee is at mcdonalds :D

He's not old enough…that's why I am confused.

[HB Vic]

He's not old enough…that's why I am confused.

The question still applies as I'm sure he's made the purchase for his November dates lol

[Eli]

The question still applies as I'm sure he's made the purchase for his November dates lol

Purchase for his November dates?

[HB Vic]

Purchase for his November dates?

I'm sure he's purchased senior coffees for his elderly dates. Lol

[Eli]

I'm sure he's purchased senior coffees for his elderly dates. Lol

Oh lol!




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[Paul65K]

On a related note I'll tell you what sucks;.....................Asking for a senior discount when you're not old enough to really get it..........AND THEY GIVE IT TO YOU!!!! :angry::thumbsdown

[Eli]

On a related note I'll tell you what sucks;.....................Asking for a senior discount when you're not old enough to really get it..........AND THEY GIVE IT TO YOU!!!! :angry::thumbsdown

Serves you right for asking ;)


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[Paul65K]

Serves you right for asking ;)


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Well............being on a "fixed income" these days I am watching my pennies.....gotta ask :rolleyes

[Eli]

Well............being on a "fixed income" these days I am watching my pennies.....gotta ask :rolleyes

Fixed income doesn't mean limited income ;)


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[Paul65K]

Fixed income doesn't mean limited income ;)


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Don't be such a smart ass........go mess with someone else :tongue:

[Eli]

Don't be such a smart ass........go mess with someone else :tongue:

I just don't want you using the wrong terminology, I know how much you like to be right ;)


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[Paul65K]

I just don't want you using the wrong terminology, I know how much you like to be right ;)


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All I know is; the guy in the mirror is always right :D

[SBS933]

Are you referring to the RV site in Havascrew??


Sent from my Bat Cave!!! Yep Back in the 80's

[314joey]

All I know is; the guy in the mirror is always right :D


That's funny, you've got a pic of my face taped on your mirror.....................lol

[Eli]

That's funny, you've got a pic of my face taped on your mirror.....................lol

ROTFLMAO


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[Milkmoney]

Eli- could I have a date? Or do you not date DR's. :)

[Milkmoney]

Hey lurker, opps I mean MilkMoney, what's up?:biggrin:

Who ? What is this milk u speak of? Have I meet you before. ?

[Eli]

I've had numerous people ask me if there is a certain type of profession or career requirement for the men I date, honestly there isn't. I have never said no to dating someone because of what they did for their job/career, as long as it was legal. I base my decision on the individual's character, integrity and overall the type of person they are, not how much money they make or how they make it.

[314joey]

I've had numerous people ask me if there is a certain type of profession or career requirement for the men I date, honestly there isn't. I have never said no to dating someone because of what they did for their job/career, as long as it was legal. I base my decision on the individual's character, integrity and overall the type of person they are, not how much money they make or how they make it.


Exotic dancer ?

[Eli]

Exotic dancer ?

A girl can dream!


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[Eli]

Then here's the one for you, Exotic dancer ?

http://youtu.be/ZkPZ5RhZbvA

I said I don't care about the material things! I sure as hell care about the superficial ones!


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[Stainless]

Eli- could I have a date? Or do you not date DR's. :)



I've had numerous people ask me if there is a certain type of profession or career requirement for the men I date, I base my decision on the individual's character, integrity and overall the type of person they are,

:eek:
Fuck that hurt.
Eli, you can't be bruising egos like this. :D


Bench race driver of the NHRA 16X Castrol GTX Mustang

[SBS933]

I've had numerous people ask me if there is a certain type of profession or career requirement for the men I date, honestly there isn't. I have never said no to dating someone because of what they did for their job/career, as long as it was legal. I base my decision on the individual's character, integrity and overall the type of person they are, not how much money they make or how they make it. Shit, you'd wanna marry me after a date in that case. :champagne:

[Eli]

Although having a yellow MTI 40 w/1100 Mercs and a matching Freightliner might make your decision easier...:wink:

I said I don't care what he does for a living not what kind of boat he has ;)
Thanks for making the clarification Pokey, you always have my back!

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[Eli]

80's


lol


:eek:
Bench race driver of the NHRA 16X Castrol GTX Mustang

We need to have an emergency board meeting!

How long should I wait before letting a guy know there's 6 of us?


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[Stainless]

We need to have an emergency board meeting!

How long should I wait before letting a guy know there's 6 of us?


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Well, you might encounter a guy with 6 personalities. How many does the Dr have?


CH3NO2

[Paul65K]

We need to have an emergency board meeting!

How long should I wait before letting a guy know there's 6 of us?


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Men seem to want to discover these thing themselves :rolleyes

I can remember these discoveries back in the day.......sometimes you unlock a vixen and sometimes it's a demon.....discovery is most of the fun :D

[Eli]

Well, you might encounter a guy with 6 personalities. How many does the Dr have?


CH3NO2

Well that won't work 8 is a crowd ;) but it is my favorite number :D

I'm not sure I couldn't keep up with all the different personalities. Now I know what it feels like to be around me :)


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[Eli]

Men seem to want to discover these thing themselves :rolleyes

I can remember these discoveries back in the day.......sometimes you unlock a vixen and sometimes it's a demon.....discovery is most of the fun :D

So what you're saying is don't unlock the vixen and the demon at the same time, got it! Thanks!


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[Eli]

Yesterday I did a total 8th grade thing and told a guy I have a crush on him. Turns out he had a date after my confession...and I ruined the date :D ...er... I mean :(


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[314joey]

Maybe you should have passed him a note after class....................lol

[Eli]

Maybe you should have passed him a note after class....................lol

I know right? I felt really bad it was kind of a weak moment on my part.


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[Paul65K]

I know right? I felt really bad it was kind of a weak moment on my part.


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!And you felt bad for how long?? :rolleyes

[Eli]

And you felt bad for how long?? :rolleyes

30-40 seconds before the date and 10-20 after the date. :D


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[Paul65K]

30-40 seconds before the date and 10-20 after the date. :D


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Well at least you worked it all the way to a minute......on the high side that is :D

[Eli]

Well at least you worked it all the way to a minute......on the high side that is :D

I've got a reputation to maintain ;)


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