View Full Version : What's the over and under on a 2013 Eli melt down?
WhiteWorks
11-10-2013, 09:17 PM
I'm calling early to mid 2014:LMAOsmiley:
Ziggy
11-10-2013, 09:46 PM
Um, I don't think any part of 2014 qualifies for her 2013 performance:headscratch:
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WhiteWorks
11-10-2013, 09:54 PM
Um, I don't think any part of 2014 qualifies for her 2013 performance:headscratch:
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Its been a long weekend Ziggy, Im thinking she can hold it together until 2014 is all Im saying.
Its been a long weekend Ziggy, Im thinking she can hold it together until 2014 is all Im saying.
She'll be fine till at least Thanksgiving, but that damn Emotional Eli could wreck havoc around Christmas time.
The under has to be Dec 1st to Jan 2.
The over is between Memorial Day and the 4th 2014.
Tell me you guys have better things to do! Please lie to me if you have to ;)
I do like the fact that you're giving me until mid 2014 for my 2013 break down :D
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She'll be fine till at least Thanksgiving, but that damn Emotional Eli could wreck havoc around Christmas time.
The under has to be Dec 1st to Jan 2.
The over is between Memorial Day and the 4th 2014.
Btw EE is gone. Let's say one Eli, who shall be nameless for the protection of us all, was left alone with EE and...have you read the book Lord of the Flies?
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WhiteWorks
11-10-2013, 10:07 PM
She'll be fine till at least Thanksgiving, but that damn Emotional Eli could wreck havoc around Christmas time.
The under has to be Dec 1st to Jan 2.
The over is between Memorial Day and the 4th 2014.
Well lets figure out the details and get this thing going, I think that throwing gas on the fire to increase the desirability of your position should be acceptable, any thoughts?
Ziggy
11-10-2013, 10:09 PM
Its been a long weekend Ziggy, Im thinking she can hold it together until 2014 is all Im saying.
Lol, gotcha.
I myself think she will prevail, it remains to be seen the sanity of those around her energizer bunny persona.;):p
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WhiteWorks
11-10-2013, 10:10 PM
Tell me you guys have better things to do! Please lie to me if you have to ;)
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We dont, its winter, its inevitable your going to lose your shit, we might as well add a little sport to it. Now go read some self help blogs n shit until after the first.
We dont, its winter, its inevitable your going to lose your shit, we might as well add a little sport to it. Now go read some self help blogs n shit until after the first.
You're going about this all wrong. You need to put money on it, PM me a deal on how you're gonna split the money with me and I can work out a break down of some sorts.
I'm Sure I can find a book to explain how that works and make it look real ;)
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Here's the deal Eli party with us we had a great time
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Fuckers
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Lol, gotcha.
I myself think she will prevail, it remains to be seen the sanity of those around her energizer bunny persona.;):p
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;) thanks!!
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WhiteWorks
11-10-2013, 10:29 PM
You're going about this all wrong. You need to put money on it, PM me a deal on how you're gonna split the money with me and I can work out a break down of some sorts.
I'm Sure I can find a book to explain how that works and make it look real ;)
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Look, you just keep doing you, your doing some stellar work, OK! We'll figure out how to bet on the outcome just fine, now run along.
Look, you just keep doing you, your doing some stellar work, OK! We'll figure out how to bet on the outcome just fine, now run along.
You got it! I'll sit back and watch...because I do that so well :D
PM me when you have it nailed down ;)
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I'm calling foul. I think the fix is already in. She already admits to being Bat Shit Crazy. She's already admitted to stalking hot dancing females, and world famous drag racers across state lines. Where EXACTLY does one go from there?
WhiteWorks
11-10-2013, 10:33 PM
I'm calling foul. I think the fix is already in. She already admits to being Bat Shit Crazy. She's already admitted to stalking hot dancing females, and world famous drag racers across state lines. Where EXACTLY does one go from there?
Your kinda right, except the fix is not in. The out come is inevitable but the when and where remain a great unknown.
HB Vic
11-11-2013, 12:06 AM
Oh ye of little faith.
Stainless
11-11-2013, 06:17 AM
Ha, her have a meltdown, never. :D
CH3NO2
How did you predict it!
Woke up at 5 am...this is my last day to get some rest and all my stuff done and this isn't going over well with me AT ALL!! My melt down maybe imminent! I feel like I'm just gonna...aaaaahhhhhhhh
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False alarm...I just had to sneeze. Sorry, my bad. Everyone go back to placing your wagers.
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Paul65K
11-11-2013, 07:06 AM
How did you predict it!
Woke up at 5 am...this is my last day to get some rest and all my stuff done and this isn't going over well with me AT ALL!! My melt down maybe imminent! I feel like I'm just gonna...aaaaahhhhhhhh
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Here is one of our Eli's on Monday morning :yikes:
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Stainless
11-11-2013, 07:24 AM
Here is one of our Eli's on Monday morning :yikes:
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Yea, thats the Eli I know! :skull:
314joey
11-11-2013, 07:48 AM
I hope Eli doesn't do Aromatherapy.
WhiteWorks
11-11-2013, 09:21 AM
February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?
RVR SWPR
11-11-2013, 10:21 AM
Eli will not be in a meltdown anytime soon if ever.no doubt about it Eli has a caused a few meltdowns over the years.Start charging for wet dreams Eli,some of these guys owe you alotta $$$$.:biggrin:
Ziggy
11-11-2013, 12:55 PM
February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?
Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o
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I hope Eli doesn't do Aromatherapy.
I love aromatherapy ;)
February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?
What's the significance? Seems like such a random date to pick.
Eli will not be in a meltdown anytime soon if ever.no doubt about it Eli has a caused a few meltdowns over the years.Start charging for wet dreams Eli,some of these guys owe you alotta $$$$.:biggrin:
Thank you! I'm not a meltdown kinda girl...but hope I've never caused one either. I like to keep life happy!
Maybe we can start an "Eli wants a boat" fund going? :D
Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o
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I don't need a sweetheart, I'm sweet enough ;)
Bobby V
11-11-2013, 01:11 PM
Eli will not be in a meltdown anytime soon if ever.no doubt about it Eli has a caused a few meltdowns over the years.Start charging for wet dreams Eli,some of these guys owe you alotta $$$$.:biggrin:
Over the years? She just joined Hot Boat in July 2013?
RVR SWPR
11-11-2013, 01:16 PM
Over the years? She just joined Hot Boat in July 2013?
Meaning her day to day life Bobby,not just Internet life.:thumbup:
WhiteWorks
11-11-2013, 01:20 PM
Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o
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I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup :)
I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup :)
Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!
Bobby V
11-11-2013, 01:39 PM
Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!
Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy. :biggrin:
WhiteWorks
11-11-2013, 01:50 PM
Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAG8iD-XS44
WhiteWorks
11-11-2013, 01:56 PM
Hammer will need an allowance of $100 per day, on top of that you cover all expenses and you will need to lease him at least a 5 series beemer or E class benz for the duration of his cabana boy days.
Is this acceptable?
Zander
11-11-2013, 02:12 PM
Not really sure if I understand what this thread is all about.... Eli, are you a nuclear reactor? :D all this meltdown and stuff :-O
Not really sure if I understand what this thread is all about.... Eli, are you a nuclear reactor? :D all this meltdown and stuff :-O
I'm not sure if anyone understands this thread. I'm under the impression it should've gone under the "drunk post" thread :D
On the other hand, most people do feel like a nuclear reactor blew through by the time I leave ;)
Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy. :biggrin:
Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAG8iD-XS44
Poor Hammer, just because he's single doesn't mean he has to be pawned off on the first Bat Shit Crazy chick.
While I'm sure he'd appreciate the negotiations on his behalf, I don't think he's crazy enough to do it for anything less then $1,000,000 up front bonus and all the extras you added.
Meaning her day to day life Bobby,not just Internet life.:thumbup:
I have a day to day life? ;)
314joey
11-11-2013, 04:21 PM
Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!
Cabana boy, with his own cabana, but no banana hammock though, gross.
Cabana boy, with his own cabana, but no banana hammock though, gross.
I agree
314joey
11-11-2013, 04:27 PM
Eli, you'll appreciate this, my daughter had her boyfriend sign a co-habitation agreement before she let him move into her house, I was so proud of her.
Eli, you'll appreciate this, my daughter had her boyfriend sign a co-habitation agreement before she let him move into her house, I was so proud of her.
Wow that's great! I'd like a copy of that agreement!
Ziggy
11-11-2013, 07:22 PM
Is that something I could have applied retroactive to May 1990?:D
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Is that something I could have applied retroactive to May 1990?:D
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That's a postnuptial agreement. But, you don't need one!
Ziggy
11-11-2013, 07:39 PM
I know but I like to be informed;):)
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I know but I like to be informed;):)
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When you're married you're better off not being informed...ignorance is bliss darling don't fuck it up ;).
Paul65K
11-11-2013, 08:47 PM
When you're married you're better off not being informed...ignorance is bliss darling don't fuck it up ;).
I agree....ignorance has worked for me for 54 years so far :D
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I agree....ignorance has worked for me for 54 years so far :D
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When did you become a member of the "WTF do I know club"?
Paul65K
11-11-2013, 08:57 PM
When did you become a member of the "WTF do I know club"?
HTF would I know???
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HTF would I know???
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Oh dear! We've crap the shit out of this thread. :D
Ziggy
11-11-2013, 09:39 PM
I agree....ignorance has worked for me for 54 years so far :D
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Damn, you've been married forever...lmao.:D:D
Ziggy
11-11-2013, 09:40 PM
When you're married you're better off not being informed...ignorance is bliss darling don't fuck it up ;).
I'm just smarter than the average ignorant :Banane21:
314joey
11-12-2013, 05:48 AM
One of my friends (I thought) came up to me right after Terri and i got married and said," congratulations, you just gave away half your chit", what a dick.
If I were to ever have a meltdown, I'm sure I won't, it will be sister induced!
I'm thinking of planning a meltdown February 10, 2014, therefore requiring a 10 day sanity break just in time for FL!! :D
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314joey
11-12-2013, 02:10 PM
If I were to ever have a meltdown, I'm sure I won't, it will be sister induced!
I'm thinking of planning a meltdown February 10, 2014, therefore requiring a 10 day sanity break just in time for FL!! :D
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Sensible Eli, thinking ahead.
Sensible Eli, thinking ahead.
Right? I've got y shit handled ;)
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WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 03:18 PM
If I were to ever have a meltdown, I'm sure I won't, it will be sister induced!
I'm thinking of planning a meltdown February 10, 2014, therefore requiring a 10 day sanity break just in time for FL!! :D
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We'll see, how are "we" doing today?
We'll see, how are "we" doing today?
We are fine...have a ton of work, but it's cool here in Batshit Crazy Land :Lies:
I do appreciate your interest in my life :3:
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 04:30 PM
We are fine...have a ton of work, but it's cool here in Batshit Crazy Land :Lies:
I do appreciate your interest in my life :3:
Just so you know I'm pulling for you to keep it together. Work is good it should buy you guys some time.
Just so you know I'm pulling for you to keep it together. Work is good it should buy you guys some time.
Sure until June 2014 :goodluck::goodluck:
screaming pete
11-12-2013, 04:35 PM
Sure until June 2014 :goodluck::goodluck:
june is a good month...........Waz Up Eli
june is a good month...........Waz Up Eli
Hey you! How the heck are you? I'm gonna be Screaming Eli in about 6-8 months :schreck:
screaming pete
11-12-2013, 04:39 PM
Hey you! How the heck are you? I'm gonna be Screaming Eli in about 6-8 months :schreck:
doing great...last weekend a Indian Joe brewing...SOLD OUT!!!
doing great...last weekend a Indian Joe brewing...SOLD OUT!!!
You know, I'm finally home and have no plans this Sunday. What's for lunch? Dinner? :eat:
screaming pete
11-12-2013, 04:47 PM
ill check the schedule:drinkin:
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 06:07 PM
Catch and release, via con dios Eli
Catch and release, via con dios Eli
What does that mean? Lol
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ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 06:21 PM
Catch and release, via con dios Eli
It appears the fisherman became the fish..........
Wendi
11-12-2013, 06:28 PM
Catch and release, via con dios Eli
Watch it sucka
Wendi
11-12-2013, 06:29 PM
doing great...last weekend a Indian Joe brewing...SOLD OUT!!!
BOMB BBQ!!! Hi
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 06:55 PM
What does that mean? Lol
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That means that just about everyone who counts (as in people I like ) thinks I should just let crazy run it's course. So just gonna sit back and watch the Eli show.
Now make me a bicycle clown.
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 06:56 PM
It appears the fisherman became the fish..........
Chumpp
Chumpp
How was the pastrami sandwich??
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 07:11 PM
How was the pastrami sandwich??
Good, where's my nigga WMC?
Wendi
11-12-2013, 07:24 PM
Good, where's my nigga WMC?
He's being good! Step away from the bar... LOL. Tropical Mexico next Tuesday?
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 08:00 PM
He's being good! Step away from the bar... LOL. Tropical Mexico next Tuesday?
He's a good boy.
ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 08:11 PM
He's being good! Step away from the bar... LOL. Tropical Mexico next Tuesday?
I'm in!
Wendi
11-12-2013, 08:11 PM
I'm in!
Cool so are we
ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 08:14 PM
Cool so are we
In my outlook. So should we start a thread?
This is for lunch, right?
Wendi
11-12-2013, 08:15 PM
In my outlook. So should we start a thread?
This is for lunch, right?
No dinner sorry
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 08:21 PM
In my outlook. So should we start a thread?
This is for lunch, right?
Don't be a homo, it's dinner not prom
ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 08:26 PM
No dinner sorry
Don't be a homo, it's dinner not prom
Dinner's my own time! :D
So what time? Make it like Prom and pick me up in your Dad's car.
HB Vic
11-12-2013, 08:28 PM
He's being good! Step away from the bar... LOL. Tropical Mexico next Tuesday?
You guys are going to Guillermo's home town for dinner?? That's soooooo cool 👍👍👍
Wendi
11-12-2013, 08:31 PM
Dinner's my own time! :D
So what time? Make it like Prom and pick me up in your Dad's car.
5:30 ish
ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 08:35 PM
5:30 ish
Is that area safe when the sun goes down?
Wendi
11-12-2013, 08:38 PM
Is that area safe when the sun goes down?
Yes just make sure you're packing!!
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 08:42 PM
Is that area safe when the sun goes down?
fuck no, its a little safer when the suns up because you can see them coming, but chances are good you will be shot or stabbed.
HB Vic
11-12-2013, 08:48 PM
fuck no, its a little safer when the suns up because you can see them coming, but chances are good you will be shot or stabbed.
Sounds like my kinda place :D
Wendi
11-12-2013, 09:04 PM
fuck no, its a little safer when the suns up because you can see them coming, but chances are good you will be shot or stabbed.
oh bs.....
Tropical Mexican? Is that a restaurant or a description of an awesome town in Mexico?
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Wendi
11-12-2013, 09:29 PM
Tropical Mexican? Is that a restaurant or a description of an awesome town in Mexico?
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Restaurant
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 09:29 PM
oh bs.....
People die down there all the time, its a risk we take for good food though.
Wendi
11-12-2013, 09:30 PM
People die down there all the time, its a risk we take for good food though.
I'm willing to take the risk are you?
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 09:31 PM
Tropical Mexican? Is that a restaurant or a description of an awesome town in Mexico?
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Just south of K38 in baja, "see you next tuesday".
Just south of K38 in baja, "see you next tuesday".
Taco Tuesday?
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WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 09:32 PM
I'm willing to take the risk are you?
I said people die there, not me.
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 09:34 PM
Taco Tuesday?
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I dont think you saw what I did there, it was awesome.
I dont think you saw what I did there, it was awesome.
We don't pay much attention ;)
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Wendi
11-12-2013, 09:35 PM
I said people die there, not me.
Are you in or out?? WMC and I are going
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 09:38 PM
Are you in or out?? WMC and I are going
chances are good, depends if i can get ammo.
Wendi
11-12-2013, 09:39 PM
chances are good, depends if i can get ammo.
You go there don't scare people
HB Vic
11-12-2013, 09:41 PM
Are you in or out?? WMC and I are going
We're in, I'll bring the 308, or maybe the snake gun, the Judge :D
ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 09:43 PM
chances are good, depends if i can get ammo.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/13/yhusygyd.jpg
ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 09:43 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/13/2a9y2ydy.jpg
And I'll bring mine
WhiteWorks
11-12-2013, 09:51 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/13/2a9y2ydy.jpg
And I'll bring mine
Looks like an amway party for rednecks.
ChumpChange
11-12-2013, 09:57 PM
Looks like an amway party for rednecks.
That's a bottle of Stella not Coors Light!
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