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Wendi
11-06-2013, 11:16 AM
I've seen this pop up everywhere on the internet, Facebook, etc... What the heck is it?

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 11:25 AM
LegalShield = MLM legal services. I won't say anything more.

Wendi
11-06-2013, 11:26 AM
legalshield = mlm legal services. I won't say anything more.

mlm?????

Cigalert
11-06-2013, 11:43 AM
mlm?????

It's like Melo Roos. You pay extra but don't see shit for it.

314joey
11-06-2013, 11:44 AM
It's a low cost legal service, not the greatest, they have plans for $20 bucks a months, but I'm sure you've heard of "you get what you pay for" think of that when thinking about doing this, would you go to a low cost monthly Doctor, probably not, be careful.

Eli
11-06-2013, 12:55 PM
Yea, that's why I cost a fortune ;)

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 01:03 PM
Yea, that's why I cost a fortune ;)

My guy at NP is literally a fortune

Wendi
11-06-2013, 01:05 PM
My guy at NP is literally a fortune

He's not a foturne he's an M41 DCB.

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 02:02 PM
He's not a foturne he's an M41 DCB.

Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok :headscratch:

Unforgiven
11-06-2013, 02:25 PM
Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok :headscratch:

you know Wendi she has 41 DCB stuck in the back of her mind...bigger is better right Wendi?

H2oSki2Fast
11-06-2013, 02:51 PM
Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok :headscratch:

You're starting to sound like that other guy, on that other forum.

314joey
11-06-2013, 02:53 PM
My guy at NP is literally a fortune

My Daughter says she's not expensive, she's valuable.

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 03:18 PM
My Daughter says she's not expensive, she's valuable.

Here's how lawyering works in a nutshell.

Picture this as a scale, only thing about this scale is YOU are the scale. LOL

<Lawyer takes all your money -----------------------<You pay either way>---------------------------The other party takes all your money>

Eli
11-06-2013, 03:25 PM
Here's how lawyering works in a nutshell.

Picture this as a scale, only thing about this scale is YOU are the scale. LOL

<Lawyer takes all your money -----------------------<You pay either way>---------------------------The other party takes all your money>

Not always...stop being Bitter Party of One ;) you love lawyers and you know it!


Sent from my Bat Cave...

GRADS
11-06-2013, 03:30 PM
It might be a good deal for someone that is always suing people.........I wonder if I know anyone like that?:rolleyes I think JW could answer that.

Paul65K
11-06-2013, 03:31 PM
mlm?????
Multi
Level
Marketing......................in other words the Amway of Legal Services :D

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 03:43 PM
Not always...stop being Bitter Party of One ;) you love lawyers and you know it!


Sent from my Bat Cave...

Not always? There are only a handful of professions where, even when you lose, you still win. Pro sports, Doctors, Lawyers, professional politicians, and The POTUS. Lets see, did I leave anyone out?? LOL :D

Eli
11-06-2013, 03:46 PM
Not always? There are only a handful of professions where, even when you lose, you still win. Pro sports, Doctors, Lawyers, professional politicians, and The POTUS. Lets see, did I leave anyone out?? LOL :D

At least we came before politicians and after doctors ...things are looking up


Sent from my Bat Cave...

GRADS
11-06-2013, 03:48 PM
Not always? There are only a handful of professions where, even when you lose, you still win. Pro sports, Doctors, Lawyers, professional politicians, and The POTUS. Lets see, did I leave anyone out?? LOL :D

Moderators. ;)

Wendi
11-06-2013, 05:06 PM
Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok :headscratch:

What I meant was as much money as you give attorneys you could probably have a bigger DCB or not an MTI maybe

Wendi
11-06-2013, 05:07 PM
Not sure what this has to do with DCB, but ok :headscratch:

It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon

Wendi
11-06-2013, 05:10 PM
Not always...stop being Bitter Party of One ;) you love lawyers and you know it!


Sent from my Bat Cave...

Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!!

Eli
11-06-2013, 05:13 PM
Bitter party of one your table is ready LOL!!!

I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!


Sent from my Bat Cave...

Wendi
11-06-2013, 05:15 PM
I'm sitting at the bar laughing like the crazy lady I am!!! Too funny!


Sent from my Bat Cave...

You're happy party of one!!

Eli
11-06-2013, 05:15 PM
It was a joke maybe I forgot my emoticon

People need to go to emoticon anonymous...or allow me to lawyer up here

Disclaimer: this is a boating website, please consider any and all non factual statements as a joke aka sarcasm! If an emoticon is missing add your own! Use your funny imagination!


Sent from my Bat Cave...

314joey
11-06-2013, 05:20 PM
Here's how lawyering works in a nutshell.

Picture this as a scale, only thing about this scale is YOU are the scale. LOL

<Lawyer takes all your money -----------------------<You pay either way>---------------------------The other party takes all your money>

Is that what they call the "scales of justice"

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 05:32 PM
Is that what they call the "scales of justice"

More like the wages of justice. The scales of justice look similar to this:

<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>

LOL

And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun. Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him :D

WMC
11-06-2013, 06:14 PM
More like the wages of justice. The scales of justice look similar to this:

<Guilty (broke).......................<Lawyer gets paid either way>...............................Innocent (not broke)>

LOL

And I hope all the lawyers here realize I'm poking a little fun. Our son will soon be a lawyer, so I can't wait to share a few lawyer jokes, I heard from lawyers, with him :D
PS your avatar sucks!

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 06:15 PM
PS your avatar sucks!

thanks

Wendi
11-06-2013, 06:17 PM
thanksOops that was me not WMC.... I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer...

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 06:19 PM
Oops that was me not WMC.... I didn't know you had such a fondness of Homer...

If it bothers you that much I'll change it.








Wait, on second thought, nah. I like Homer.

WMC
11-06-2013, 06:28 PM
You mean homie



sent from WMC's phone

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 06:32 PM
You mean homie



sent from WMC's phone

I'm guessing by the use of the work "mean", this is Wendi. I don't think Wullum uses that word. Maybe we need to merge your accounts?? We could call you WMCWENDI. What do you think? :D

WMC
11-06-2013, 06:34 PM
Two peas in a pot



sent from WMC's phone

Wendi
11-06-2013, 06:34 PM
I'm guessing by the use of the work "mean", this is Wendi. I don't think Wullum uses that word. Maybe we need to merge your accounts?? We could call you WMCWENDI. What do you think? :D
That is WMC I don't use his phone when I post. We don't need merged accounts but thanks for looking out for our best interest. He forgot to include a ? As in You mean Homie???

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 06:34 PM
two peas in a pot



sent from wmc's phone

tmi....

Wendi
11-06-2013, 06:35 PM
Two peas in a pot



sent from WMC's phone

Oh for fuck sakes it's "Two peas in a pod"

HB Vic
11-06-2013, 06:37 PM
I thought he was trying to say two peeing in a pot. Gross.

314joey
11-06-2013, 06:53 PM
My Daughter is a attorney, I tell her I have to love her, she laughs.