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I'm sure we've all had them...moments when something makes you go Hmmmmm...
For example, I tried to take a box out of my closet and I couldn't get it out...I know it fits through the opening because I put the box in there myself. So why do things fit on the way in but get stuck on the way out? Hmmmmm
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obnoxious001
10-30-2013, 08:08 PM
it's magic
314joey
10-30-2013, 08:13 PM
Eli, you've just served up a slow pitch for someone, I just can't do it.
WESTERNAERO
10-30-2013, 08:29 PM
Eli, you've just served up a slow pitch for someone, I just can't do it.
Go for it! :lmao:lmao:lmao
Eli, you've just served up a slow pitch for someone, I just can't do it.
Slow pitch?? She walked it in and held it out there like T ball. specially like the part about, "I don't understand, it fit in there before."
This is just basically good shit.
Come on, double dare you.
GRADS
10-30-2013, 10:06 PM
I know it fits through the opening because I put the box in there myself. So why do things fit on the way in but get stuck on the way out? Hmmmmm
Have you tried getting it in and out of the back door?
WESTERNAERO
10-30-2013, 10:07 PM
Have you tried getting it in and out of the back door?
Nice!!! :bananadance:
Did you try fitting it high and low? Flip it over and try again.
I got it out...there's no back door.
I didn't need help with the box...I was just...oh never mind
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314joey
10-31-2013, 05:36 AM
You guys trying to get me in trouble, huh, not me, I'm staying out of trouble............................this week.
riverrunner1984
10-31-2013, 07:04 AM
Could be that you filled the box up when placed in the closet nicely and now the box is just too big to come out!
This thread is making me go hhhmmmmmm lol
This thread is making me go hhhmmmmmm lol
Great! Not a very good example, but you're getting the idea ;)
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GRADS
10-31-2013, 07:43 AM
I'm thinking you put too much in the box and now its all blown out.
riverrunner1984
10-31-2013, 07:44 AM
I'm thinking you put too much in the box and now its all blown out.
Bursting at the seams? LMAO
Napanutt
10-31-2013, 09:10 AM
I'm thinking you put too much in the box and now its all blown out.
But is she gonna be able to put it back in? ;)
But is she gonna be able to put it back in? ;)
I already flipping did!!! I knocked out my earring in the process but the box is fine...can we all move onto a different thing that makes you go hmmmmmmm? :)
Like why do we tinkle more when it's cold, requiring us to go into the cold more often...hmmmmmm
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SBS933
10-31-2013, 09:24 AM
I'm sure we've all had them...moments when something makes you go Hmmmmm...
For example, I tried to take a box out of my closet and I couldn't get it out...I know it fits through the opening because I put the box in there myself. So why do things fit on the way in but get stuck on the way out? Hmmmmm
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Napanutt
10-31-2013, 09:30 AM
the box is fine...
Noted. :D
I remember the last days of my marriage, I couldn't get into the box. I couldn't get a Hmmmm either
I don't even know how to reply to this other than to say ...hmmmmmmm
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Why is it when a girl uses the word "box" all the men turn into giddy boys...hmmmmm
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Paul65K
10-31-2013, 10:08 AM
Why is it when a girl uses the word "box" all the men turn into giddy boys...hmmmmm
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Not all girls......just those that are smart enough to understand the "Double entendre"......you just bring out the best in us young lady :D
Not all girls......just those that are smart enough to understand the "Double entendre"......you just bring out the BEAST in us young lady :D
fixed it for ya ;)
I swear that was one time when I was innocent of being a pervert. It won't happen again :)
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Paul65K
10-31-2013, 10:13 AM
fixed it for ya ;)
I swear that was one time when I was innocent of being a pervert. It won't happen again :)
Please don't :D
314joey
10-31-2013, 10:14 AM
When someone is line at the store using food stamps and has manicured nails talking on a cell phone..................I don't say, hmmmm, I say WTF.
Please don't anyone take this as political, if it is take it down, I'm just sayin'.............
Paul65K
10-31-2013, 10:16 AM
When someone is line at the store using food stamps and has manicured nails talking on a cell phone..................I don't say, hmmmm, I say WTF.
Please don't anyone take this as political, if it is take it down, I'm just sayin'.............
I would argue that this is NOT political......just truthful :rolleyes
When someone is line at the store using food stamps and has manicured nails talking on a cell phone..................I don't say, hmmmm, I say WTF.
Please don't anyone take this as political, if it is take it down, I'm just sayin'.............
He's just sayin ...hmmmmm WTF?
You know when I was waiting for my bar results 132 moons ago...I was broke...couldn't practice law yet bc I didn't have my license so I decided to do some pro bono work at the court house for experience...I was helping people in the unlawful detainer dept and they were getting evicted with a cell phone, nice clothes, acrylic nails, one even drove an Escalade ...I thought ...hmmmmmm WTF am I doing working for them for FREE???
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riverrunner1984
10-31-2013, 10:28 AM
When someone is line at the store using food stamps and has manicured nails talking on a cell phone..................I don't say, hmmmm, I say WTF.
Please don't anyone take this as political, if it is take it down, I'm just sayin'.............
What about when they drive off in their $50k plus car? I agree Joey and not political at all IMHO
What about when you're getting a pedicure and the lady keeps rubbing her boobies on your foot...doesn't she feel it....hmmmmmmm
This happens to me every time!! I feel violated!
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riverrunner1984
10-31-2013, 10:36 AM
What about when you're getting a pedicure and the lady keeps rubbing her boobies on your foot...doesn't she feel it....hmmmmmmm
This happens to me every time!! I feel violated!
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I dont think I would mind that but then again I dont get my toes done......lol
314joey
10-31-2013, 10:39 AM
What about when you're getting a pedicure and the lady keeps rubbing her boobies on your foot...doesn't she feel it....hmmmmmmm
This happens to me every time!! I feel violated!
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I call bullchit !!!!!!!!!!!
WESTERNAERO
10-31-2013, 10:44 AM
I call bullchit !!!!!!!!!!!
Nope not bullshit. Lady hairdressers do that all the time to me. Even had one sit on my arm one time. You know like a saddle.
Little edit here. USED to do that to me.
314joey
10-31-2013, 10:47 AM
Nope not bullshit. Lady hairdressers do that all the time to me. Even had one sit on my arm one time. You know like a saddle.
No, I didn't call bullchit that it didn't happen, I called bullchit that Eli felt violated, what about it, Eli was ya fibbing.
WESTERNAERO
10-31-2013, 10:50 AM
No, I didn't call bullchit that it didn't happen, I called bullchit that Eli felt violated, what about it, Eli was ya fibbing.
You know she liked it. :bananadance:
314joey
10-31-2013, 10:53 AM
You know she liked it. :bananadance:
Who wouldn't :iagree:
No, I didn't call bullchit that it didn't happen, I called bullchit that Eli felt violated, what about it, Eli was ya fibbing.
One time I had a hot girl do my pedicure...so all but the one time I felt violated! Sheesh tough crowd!
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I dont think I would mind that but then again I dont get my toes done......lol
Maybe you should start ;)
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riverrunner1984
10-31-2013, 11:11 AM
Maybe you should start ;)
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Only if you do them and re-enact what happens when you get yours done...:yikes: JK
Only if you do them and re-enact what happens when you get yours done...:yikes: JK
Let me think about this offer...you know I pay $5,000 for a 45 min pedicure and they only slightly bump Breast to toe once for a second :D
Ok I'll do it under the same terms ;)
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314joey
10-31-2013, 11:15 AM
Aren't most of them Asian and they're not usually big breasted anyway.................right.
riverrunner1984
10-31-2013, 11:16 AM
Let me think about this offer...you know I pay $5,000 for a 45 min pedicure and they only slightly bump Breast to toe once for a second :D
Ok I'll do it under the same terms ;)
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Maybe I will just pass on getting the feed done...
For that kind of money, I sure I can find a full service nail shop!
Paul65K
10-31-2013, 11:19 AM
Let me think about this offer...you know I pay $5,000 for a 45 min pedicure and they only slightly bump Breast to toe once for a second :D
Ok I'll do it under the same terms ;)
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Disclaimer: this was in no way meant to be a political statement only a statement of fact :D
314joey
10-31-2013, 11:21 AM
For that kind of money, there's more going on that a foot rub, I've been to Vegas, haven't tried the services, but I know the drill...........................play on words. lol
Aren't most of them Asian and they're not usually big breasted anyway.................right.
Could've fooled me with the way they boobie molest my feet
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314joey
10-31-2013, 12:34 PM
Could've fooled me with the way they boobie molest my feet
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Where's this place again, I could use a little foot action.
SBS933
10-31-2013, 12:59 PM
I don't even know how to reply to this other than to say ...hmmmmmmm
Sent from my Bat Cave... That's exactly what I was talking about.
SBS933
10-31-2013, 01:01 PM
Why is it when a girl uses the word "box" all the men turn into giddy boys...hmmmmm
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Where's this place again, I could use a little foot action.
Hmmmmmmm
More like Rabid Dogs
Hmmmmmm
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Unisex perfume...it's unisex...not U & I sex! Why would anyone wear a fragrant that makes them smell like the opposite sex...hmmmmmm
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Why is it that every time I type "live" auto correct changes it to "love"? Hmmmmmm
You have any idea how many people I've asked "where do you love?" I almost did it to Unforgiven today :D
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Why is it that every time I type "live" auto correct changes it to "love"? Hmmmmmm
You have any idea how many people I've asked "where do you love?" I almost did it to Unforgiven today :D
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You just think you are typing Live. Its party girl that wants to know where the lovin is happening.
You just think you are typing Live. Its party girl that wants to know where the lovin is happening.
Well you keep asking which Eli is running the show...looks like it's the Party Girl :D
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Well you keep asking which Eli is running the show...looks like it's the Party Girl :D
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Girls just want to have fun.
When there is a line why do people stand next to you and not behind you? Hmmmmm
I find that so annoying! Get out of my personal space!
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314joey
11-09-2013, 03:01 PM
When there is a line why do people stand next to you and not behind you? Hmmmmm
I find that so annoying! Get out of my personal space!
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Why do people text while they're in line and make me stand next to them to get them to move ahead...................................j/k
Why do people text while they're in line and make me stand next to them to get them to move ahead...................................j/k
I wasn't texting...I promise! He was a creepy guy with Moobs...he needed a manzier size c cup at least.
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314joey
11-09-2013, 03:08 PM
I wasn't texting...I promise! He was a creepy guy with Moobs...he needed a manzier size c cup at least.
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I was messing,..................................... there's lots of freaks in this world.
I was messing,..................................... there's lots of freaks in this world.
I know 6 of them ;)
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314joey
11-09-2013, 03:23 PM
I know 6 of them ;)
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You got a deal 6 x $40 = $240 and they only charged you for one.
Why does my gas go from 50 miles left to 0 in 10 miles? Hmmmmm
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78Southwind
11-15-2013, 11:53 AM
Nice!!! :bananadance:
That's the first time I've seen the dancing banana, the sucker goes on for ever. lol...
Why has my gas light been on and my miles to "E" is at zero, but the car's still running? Hmmmmmm
I know right?
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I'm sure we've all had them...moments when something makes you go Hmmmmm... YEA BABY So why do things fit on the way in but get stuck on the way out? Hmmmmm
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Eli - this is the age old question for many women..... women from all corners of this big blue BALL..... "how to get it OUT once you put IT IN....."
Your foot in your mouth that is..... lol just kidding.... :thumbsUp:
Eli - this is the age old question for many women..... women from all corners of this big blue BALL..... "how to get it OUT once you put IT IN....."
Your foot in your mouth that is..... lol just kidding.... :thumbsUp:
I've stopped trying to get my foot out of my mouth...it's when a foot is up my...oh wait I'm doing it again. ;)
Why isn't that when you're running around like a chicken with its head cut off, everyone stops you to ask you questions? Hmmmmm
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Why do I have a 40 inch monitor if the font is still size 6???? Hmmmmm
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Stainless
11-19-2013, 09:05 AM
When you attempt to touch a link on your touchscreen and it moves. Then your at some other f%&king website you dont want to be, hmmm...
When you attempt to touch a link on your touchscreen and it moves. Then your at some other f%&king website you dont want to be, hmmm...
Ugh I hate that!! Did you end up at a nudie site?
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Stainless
11-19-2013, 09:13 AM
Ugh I hate that!! Did you end up at a nudie site?
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:oops:
:shhh::secret:
Stainless
11-19-2013, 10:28 AM
Why do people insist on giving driving instructions instead of an address? I have iMap and know how to use it, hmm...
Why do people insist on giving driving instructions instead of an address? I have iMap and know how to use it, hmm...
I know right?? My attention span doesn't allow me to listen that long! Hmmmmmm
I have navigation and google maps
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314joey
11-19-2013, 11:27 AM
Why do kids wear their pants like this, seems uncomfortable.
hbchgirl
11-19-2013, 11:38 AM
Why do kids wear their pants like this, seems uncomfortable.
I don't know, but it drives me crazy! :action-smiley-060:
Why do kids wear their pants like this, seems uncomfortable.
I don't know, but it drives me crazy! :action-smiley-060:
It drives me crazy too! I'm gonna ask the next one I see where he got his leggings and tell him I wear those during jazz class!
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314joey
11-19-2013, 11:55 AM
Here's the back ground on "WHY" I'll be pulling my drawers all the way up, but I ain't going to prison either.
Here's the back ground on "WHY" I'll be pulling my drawers all the way up, but I ain't going to prison either.
Oh dear!!! I'm gonna use that
Edit: I mean to get people to pull their pants up
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How the fuck do you restart a Mac?? Hmmmm
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Singleton
11-19-2013, 03:08 PM
I don't know, but it drives me crazy! :action-smiley-060:
x2. My oldest son started wearing pants like that and it bugged mom and me, so mom said we needed to teach him a lesson.
Fast forward to last summer when we were out and about at the Carlsbad outlet mall and my wife said enough is enough. She walked up behind him and depants the kid in the middle of the mall :)
Then told him you got a waist for a reason, dress right or figure out a way to buy your own clothing.
Pants have been worn correctly ever since :thumb:
hbchgirl
11-19-2013, 03:11 PM
x2. My oldest son started wearing pants like that and it bugged mom and me, so mom said we needed to teach him a lesson.
Fast forward to last summer when we were out and about at the Carlsbad outlet mall and my wife said enough is enough. She walked up behind him and depants the kid in the middle of the mall :)
Then told him you got a waist for a reason, dress right or figure out a way to buy your own clothing.
Pants have been worn correctly ever since :thumb:
THAT'S AWESOME!!!! Wish more parents would do that! Kudos to mom!!! :action-smiley-035::yourock:
hbchgirl
11-19-2013, 03:12 PM
Here's the back ground on "WHY" I'll be pulling my drawers all the way up, but I ain't going to prison either.
Interesting... never knew lol Thanks 314JOey!
How people with the last name Chukum date? Hmmmmmm
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Why does the smoke alarm down stairs only beep from a low battery when I'm upstairs so I can't figure out which one it is? Hmmmmm
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314joey
11-20-2013, 06:24 AM
Why does the smoke alarm down stairs only beep from a low battery when I'm upstairs so I can't figure out which one it is? Hmmmmm
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That will drive you crazy.
Stainless
11-20-2013, 06:27 AM
Why does the smoke alarm down stairs only beep from a low battery when I'm upstairs so I can't figure out which one it is? Hmmmmm
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Consider yourself lucky, when one of mine goes off for low batt, the rest start chirping in unison. :gathering:
That will drive you crazy.
It's all the smoke alarm's fault
Consider yourself lucky, when one of mine goes off for low batt, the rest start chirping in unison. :gathering:
I have 1 per month ugh
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Paul65K
11-20-2013, 06:30 AM
Consider yourself lucky, when one of mine goes off for low batt, the rest start chirping in unison. :gathering:A lot of them are like that :thumbsdown
Wendi
11-20-2013, 08:09 AM
Consider yourself lucky, when one of mine goes off for low batt, the rest start chirping in unison. :gathering:
I know so weird and it always happens in the middle of the night. Ugh!
Wendi
11-20-2013, 08:10 AM
Seeing a picture of grads holding an orange dildo to his mouth, that really made me go hmmmmmm!
I know so weird and it always happens in the middle of the night. Ugh!
I thought it was just me! That's so true! Every time!
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People who sport 1980's hair in 2013...hmmmm
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Milkmoney
11-20-2013, 10:10 AM
In the last few days of my texting. I have been going. Hmmmmm to myself. :)
314joey
11-20-2013, 10:19 AM
People who talk on their dahm cell phones while in the checkout line, get the fock off the phone and pay for your chit...............geez.
GRADS
11-20-2013, 10:56 AM
Seeing a picture of grads holding an orange dildo to his mouth, that really made me go hmmmmmm!
It was pink.
In the last few days of my texting. I have been going. Hmmmmm to myself. :)
You're texting yourself "hmmmm"???
People who talk on their dahm cell phones while in the checkout line, get the fock off the phone and pay for your chit...............geez.
Where's your "hmmmm"
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People who text themselves and people who don't say "hmmmm" in the "hmmm" thread ...hmmmmm
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Wendi
11-20-2013, 10:58 AM
People who talk on their dahm cell phones while in the checkout line, get the fock off the phone and pay for your chit...............geez.
Yes that is so rude!
314joey
11-20-2013, 11:22 AM
Yes, it is Wendi...................sorry, I forgot my hmmmmmmmmmm
rschap1
11-20-2013, 11:47 AM
hhhmmmm
Why people pen jack me like I'm not going to hunt them down! Hmmmm
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314joey
11-20-2013, 05:05 PM
Why people pen jack me like I'm not going to hunt them down! Hmmmm
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Fargin iceholes !!!!!
Fargin iceholes !!!!!
I know right!!! My sister was about to get cut for pulling that shit! Hmmmmm
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Milkmoney
11-21-2013, 07:17 AM
Hmmmmmm:)
314joey
11-21-2013, 08:40 AM
Why would any guy tell a women he would blow himself if he could. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why would any guy tell a women he would blow himself if he could. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because he's a moron? Hmmmmmm
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Why would a guy tell anyone his only question would be spit or swallow when referencing his own BJ? Hmmmmm
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HB Vic
11-21-2013, 09:29 AM
How do you get Deadmouse from Deadmau5?
Hmmmmm
MUDDY WATER
11-21-2013, 09:29 AM
Hmmmmm...............25884
Hmmmmm...............25884
This is "Hmmmmm" thread...not the "mmmmmmmmm" thread ;)
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Why do people stop at a Stop sign and wait for the approaching traffic to arrive and stop? You only have to stop for 3 HB seconds. Hmmmmm
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MUDDY WATER
11-21-2013, 09:32 AM
Ya. That too.
rschap1
11-21-2013, 09:34 AM
Hhhhmmm
Hmmmmm...............25884
This reminds me of cheerleading tryouts when the girl standing next to me fell on her ass...I felt terrible. Had to encourage her to get back up! She was hot and flexible so she made the squad ...hmmmmmmm
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HB Vic
11-21-2013, 09:42 AM
Hmmmmmn
25885
314joey
11-21-2013, 09:45 AM
This reminds me of cheerleading tryouts when the girl standing next to me fell on her ass...I felt terrible. Had to encourage her to get back up! She was hot and flexible so she made the squad ...hmmmmmmm
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Sounds like she should have been the Captain. hmmmmmmmmm
Sounds like she should have been the Captain. hmmmmmmmmm
Why would you think she should she be captain? Hmmmmmmm
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314joey
11-21-2013, 10:03 AM
Why would you think she should she be captain? Hmmmmmmm
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Men are PIGS.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why people call an attorney and try to tell "us" what the law is???? If you know the law then don't bother me! hmmmmmm
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Sorry, I'm just starving and an annoying guy talked to me so long my food got cold!
Men are PIGS.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
That explains why I am single! I don't like pork! ugh!!!! I mean hmmmmmm
Sounds like she should have been the Captain. hmmmmmmmmm
Speaking of the devil!
One of my cheerleading girlfriends posted this on my FB just now.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/22/e2aduhyn.jpg
How odd. Hmmmmm
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GRADS
11-21-2013, 03:10 PM
Speaking of the devil!
One of my cheerleading girlfriends posted this on my FB just now.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/22/e2aduhyn.jpg
How odd. Hmmmmm
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Are you in the top row fourth from the left?
Are you in the top row fourth from the left?
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/22/eta8ubyh.jpg
Hmmmm
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Taboma
11-21-2013, 04:11 PM
From the color of the lipstick I'm guessing third from the left --- do I win anything ? :partyguy:
314joey
11-21-2013, 05:04 PM
All cute young girls, which one is our Eli's..........................notice I said plural, not singular.
From the color of the lipstick I'm guessing third from the left --- do I win anything ? :partyguy:
All cute young girls, which one is our Eli's..........................notice I said plural, not singular.
I'm the first one standing all the way on the left...isn't it obvious?
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314joey
11-21-2013, 05:10 PM
I'm the first one standing all the way on the left...isn't it obvious?
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That's what I would have guessed, cute back then too.
Taboma
11-21-2013, 06:14 PM
I'm the first one standing all the way on the left...isn't it obvious?
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Other than me being obviously WRONG, perhaps you could point out the obvious you're referring to. At least I got the red lipstick right, at least from the few pics I've seen.
Oh wait almost forgot ------ Hmmmmmmmmmmm :hmmm:
Other than me being obviously WRONG, perhaps you could point out the obvious you're referring to. At least I got the red lipstick right, at least from the few pics I've seen.
Oh wait almost forgot ------ Hmmmmmmmmmmm :hmmm:
I'll give you a break on the lipstick shade bc you did notice I'm always wearing the red lipstick...hmmmmm excellent observation!
But, she's wearing a completely different shade red :) hmmmmmm
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Why people waist my time arguing with me!! I'm right...you're wrong! Don't force me to prove it!!!! Just follow directions and don't think, you pay me to do the thinking!!! Hmmmmm
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The lesbian in our office is married to a man! Hmmmm
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hbchgirl
11-22-2013, 12:50 PM
How people can stroll through the grocery store like nothing, while their kid is screaming in the cart! Hmmmmm! :/
How people can stroll through the grocery store like nothing, while their kid is screaming in the cart! Hmmmmm! :/
I thought I was sensitive to that crap! I'm so glad you agree!
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hbchgirl
11-22-2013, 12:57 PM
I thought I was sensitive to that crap! I'm so glad you agree!
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I kept "running" from it at the grocery store last night. LOL As soon as I heard it coming closer, I'd move to something else on my list and hit a different section.
I kept "running" from it at the grocery store last night. LOL As soon as I heard it coming closer, I'd move to something else on my list and hit a different section.
Why don't the parent realize the rest of us don't want to hear that crap and they should do something about it? Hmmmmm
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hbchgirl
11-22-2013, 01:08 PM
Why don't the parent realize the rest of us don't want to hear that crap and they should do something about it? Hmmmmm
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Seriously! One lady was standing by the checkstand having a full on conversation with someone she ran into at the market, while her kid was in the cart behind her screaming. It must have been bring your screaming kid grocery shopping with you night. I finally couldn't take it and left... so, I have to go back to the store to get the things I "forgot".
Seriously! One lady was standing by the checkstand having a full on conversation with someone she ran into at the market, while her kid was in the cart behind her screaming. It must have been bring your screaming kid grocery shopping with you night. I finally couldn't take it and left... so, I have to go back to the store to get the things I "forgot".
I would've said something nicely like
Excuse me is your child ok? Or asked the kind Sweetie are you ok?
I've asked waiters to move me when the kids next to my table start taking away from my dining experience.
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314joey
11-22-2013, 02:27 PM
How people can stroll through the grocery store like nothing, while their kid is screaming in the cart! Hmmmmm! :/
Here was my answer to my kids back in the day..........................."if you want something to cry about I'll take you out in the car and I'll give you somthing"....................... crying usually stopped.
hbchgirl
11-22-2013, 02:28 PM
Here was my answer to my kids back in the day..........................."if you want something to cry about I'll take you out in the car and I'll give you somthing"....................... crying usually stopped.
Yeah... my parents used that one on my brother and me. Worked for us too! LOL
Here was my answer to my kids back in the day..........................."if you want something to cry about I'll take you out in the car and I'll give you somthing"....................... crying usually stopped.
Yeah... my parents used that one on my brother and me. Worked for us too! LOL
Can I use that on the parents :D
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314joey
11-22-2013, 02:40 PM
Yeah... my parents used that one on my brother and me. Worked for us too! LOL
I'm thinking this is why my Daughter has become a fairly successful attorney.....at least that's what I tell myself, when she got older, she's 38 now, I asked her if she was ever scared of me and she told me no, just respected what I asked her and her Brother to do, who is a Engineer like his good ol' Dad.
Can I use that on the parents :D
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You can spank any of those guys you date if they whine...................lol
You can spank any of those guys you date if they whine...................lol
I like the way you think
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When people burn popcorn in the office…hmmmmmm
It's a microwave and now the entire office stinks!
Wendi
11-22-2013, 06:06 PM
When people burn popcorn in the office…hmmmmmm
It's a microwave and now the entire office stinks!
That would go under office pet peeves thread
That would go under office pet peeves thread
I made a mistake...hmmmmm
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314joey
11-22-2013, 06:09 PM
I made a mistake...hmmmmm
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Attorneys never make mistakes, right.................hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Attorneys never make mistakes, right.................hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Right...hmmmmm
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TJ Jones football player for Norte Dame dream job is to be a trainer for Shamu?? Hmmmmm
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314joey
11-23-2013, 01:57 PM
Stinky jock straps....................gross.
Stinky jock straps....................hmmmm.
Fixed it
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Why commercials show guys eating food...if the guy isn't hot we don't wanna see it hmmmmm
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Someone just asked me if I'm still a virgin...hmmmmm
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314joey
11-24-2013, 06:19 AM
Why is all food that is the most delicious.............................. the food that's the worst for you.
Why is all food that is the most delicious.............................. the food that's the worst for you.
Because you haven't had Eli's cooking! Mmmmmm...hmmmmm
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314joey
11-24-2013, 07:27 AM
Because you haven't had Eli's cooking! Mmmmmm...hmmmmm
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Bacon, nectar from the GODS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmm or is it mmmmmmmmmmm
Paul65K
11-24-2013, 07:44 AM
Bacon, nectar from the GODS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmmm or is it mmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMM.....looks great!!
I just asked mama to make us a coffee cake for this drizzly Sunday morning :partytime:
MMMMMM.....looks great!!
I just asked mama to make us a coffee cake for this drizzly Sunday morning :partytime:
Paul, read the rules please...you forgot to say Hmmmm
And coffee cake is not as yummy as bacon :sheep hmmmm
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Paul65K
11-24-2013, 07:49 AM
Paul, read the rules please...you forgot to say Hmmmm
And coffee cake is not as yummy as bacon :sheep hmmmm
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Fixed it!! On the other hand............you haven't tasted mama's Coffee cake.......it's pretty damn yummy and almost as bad for you as bacon :thumb:
Fixed it!! On the other hand............you haven't tasted mama's Coffee cake.......it's pretty damn yummy and almost as bad for you as bacon :thumb:
Thanks!
I have an allergy to things with carbs remember? Hmmmm
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Stainless
11-24-2013, 12:15 PM
Hmmm, http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/25/5ubyhu6u.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/25/5edute2u.jpg
CH3NO2
Hmmm, http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/25/5ubyhu6u.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/25/5edute2u.jpg
CH3NO2
That's also a WTF?
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hbchgirl
11-24-2013, 01:16 PM
Hmmm, http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/25/5ubyhu6u.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/25/5edute2u.jpg
CH3NO2
Hmmmmm is right!
314joey
11-24-2013, 04:44 PM
Why do people smoke when they know it "KILLS" them ..............hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why do people smoke when they know it "KILLS" them ..............hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
And it smells awful and tastes gross! Hmmmmm
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Paul65K
11-24-2013, 04:50 PM
And it smells awful and tastes gross! Hmmmmm
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!You're talking about tobacco.....right??:speechless-smiley-0
You're talking about tobacco.....right??:speechless-smiley-0
Everything ...weed smells even worse
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Paul65K
11-24-2013, 04:54 PM
Everything ...weed smells even worse
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!You thought I was talking about weed......:lmao1:
You thought I was talking about weed......:lmao1:
I never know what you're talking about...I'm convinced you don't know what you're talking about :D
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GRADS
11-24-2013, 04:59 PM
weed smells even worse
You're high!
Paul65K
11-24-2013, 04:59 PM
I never know what you're talking about... :D
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Duh.......that is a given :D
ChumpChange
11-24-2013, 06:32 PM
And it smells awful and tastes gross! Hmmmmm
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Good cigars are quite the opposite.
Good cigars are quite the opposite.
Have you kissed a girl who smoked a cigar but you hadn't smoked? Hmmmm
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ChumpChange
11-24-2013, 06:34 PM
Have you kissed a girl who smoked a cigar but you hadn't smoked? Hmmmm
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Her name was Monica.
MUDDY WATER
11-24-2013, 08:48 PM
Her name was Monica.
O man. I hated her cigars. Tasted like fish. WTF?
ChumpChange
11-24-2013, 09:00 PM
Well this game has changed!
Well this game has changed!
Hmmmm
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ChumpChange
11-24-2013, 09:15 PM
Hmmmm
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That was meant for the Brady Manning thread.
That was meant for the Brady Manning thread.
Lol...I did the same thing ;)
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314joey
11-25-2013, 05:55 AM
Cigars and dip are just as gross and bad for you.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ChumpChange
11-25-2013, 06:59 AM
Cigars and dip are just as gross and bad for you.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No Joe......
Cigars and dip are just as gross and bad for you.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sometimes they're worse! Hmmmmmmmm
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314joey
11-25-2013, 07:20 AM
How come the Gal you're dating doesn't fart in front of you until you marry her...................hmmmmmmmmmmmm
How come the Gal you're dating doesn't fart in front of you until you marry her...................hmmmmmmmmmmmm
I can't help you there, I don't fart. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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314joey
11-25-2013, 07:32 AM
I can't help you there, I don't fart. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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If no one is in the woods and a tree (fart) falls, does it still make noise...................hmmmmmmmmmmmm
If no one is in the woods and a tree (fart) falls, does it still make noise...................hmmmmmmmmmmmm
It sure does! Hmmmmmmm
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MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 08:01 AM
I can't help you there, I don't fart. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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No. A Lady Poots. Hmmmm
No. A Lady Poots. Hmmmm
Well there you have it...I wouldn't know what a lady does! Hmmmm
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Paul65K
11-25-2013, 08:31 AM
Well there you have it...I wouldn't know what a lady does! Hmmmm
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!C'mon.......at least one of you should know that......call a meeting and get back to us!!
MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 09:55 AM
She scares me. She is Bat Shit Crazy.
C'mon.......at least one of you should know that......call a meeting and get back to us!!
We had an emergency meeting at your suggestion and not a single one of us knows. However, we have confirmed we know a lot about Batshit Crazy things.
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She scares me. She is Bat Shit Crazy.
It's not a secret...maybe we can talk about it? Say give me your phone number?
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Milkmoney
11-25-2013, 10:18 AM
It's not a secret...maybe we can talk about it? Say give me your phone number?
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Lol. Give her ur number. :)
MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 10:35 AM
It's not a secret...maybe we can talk about it? Say give me your phone number?
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No. You will just check me out and find I am crazier then you.
No. You will just check me out and find I am crazier then you.
Which one of me? We are not all the same and we don't appreciate being treated as a collective. We are individuals with distinct insanity levels.
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MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 10:39 AM
Which one of me? We are not all the same and we don't appreciate being treated as a collective. We are individuals with distinct insanity levels.
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Poor Thang........:fart:
Lol. Give her ur number. :)
No. You will just check me out and find I am crazier then you.
I just need 4 random numbers from the phone number...give me a little bit of a challenge :)
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MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 11:41 AM
I just need 4 random numbers from the phone number...give me a little bit of a challenge :)
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Where do you work? Must be the Boss.
314joey
11-25-2013, 12:00 PM
i just need 4 random numbers from the phone number...give me a little bit of a challenge :)
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br 549
Where do you work? Must be the Boss.
In an office...I'm not the boss I just think I am ;)
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br 549
You're giving me 3 numbers and 2 letters? ;)
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314joey
11-25-2013, 12:05 PM
You're giving me 3 numbers and 2 letters? ;)
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This is a famous number from TV, a good attorney should have no problem finding out what # it is, a great attorney would have gotten it already.
This is a famous number from TV, a good attorney should have no problem finding out what # it is, a great attorney would have gotten it already.
Hee Haw
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314joey
11-25-2013, 12:25 PM
Hee Haw
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I had faith in you, good job, Junior Samples.
I had faith in you, good job, Junior Samples.
;) what shocks me is they keep trying and just don't heed the warnings ;) it's for their best interest...not mine :D
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Why do I have to repeat myself? Hmmmmmm
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MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 04:35 PM
Why do I have to repeat myself? Hmmmmmm
Sent from my Bat Cave!!!Because you are Bat Shit Crazy and know one knows WTF you be talkin bout. Junior.
Because you are Bat Shit Crazy and know one knows WTF you be talkin bout. Junior.
I can't wait to meet you! It's gonna be one exciting encounter hmmmmmm
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HB Vic
11-25-2013, 04:43 PM
Because you are Bat Shit Crazy and know one knows WTF you be talkin bout. Junior.
I'm not sure how to take this Muddy. It sounds like you're saying this in gest, but it also has a bite to it. And I'm not sure if I like the bite.
Do you have an issue with Eli or are you just joking around??
MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 04:47 PM
I'm not sure how to take this Muddy. It sounds like you're saying this in gest, but it also has a bite to it. And I'm not sure if I like the bite.
Do you have an issue with Eli or are you just joking around??No. I like Eli. She is better then a bag of nuts. Just a joke.
HB Vic
11-25-2013, 04:51 PM
No. I like Eli. She is better then a bag of nuts. Just a joke.
Ok Muddy, I'll take your word for it. Please lighten up on the ladies.
MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 04:54 PM
I found a signature line. Thanks
ChumpChange
11-25-2013, 04:56 PM
http://vexed.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/girls_on_internet.jpg
http://files.sharenator.com/there_are_no_girls_on_the_internet-s600x480-43842.jpg
MUDDY WATER
11-25-2013, 04:57 PM
You know what. I can already tell what it is going to be like around here. Please delete my account.
HB Vic
11-25-2013, 04:58 PM
I found a signature line. Thanks
Well I'm glad I could help you out Mr. Muddy.
HB Vic
11-25-2013, 04:59 PM
You know what. I can already tell what it is going to be like around here. Please delete my account.
And what is it going to be like?? A place that doesn't like drama or rude comments toward women? Have a nice day Mr. Muddy.
From my posts hopefully most people can see I have a pretty good sense of humor and I'm pretty tolerant toward a lot of stuff. I'll use Grads as an example (LOL). But when a person starts sending pm's and making the type of comments you've made, my tolerance level goes to a minus 100 faster than a beer can freeze in Green Bay. I don't appreciate you or your comments or pm's. So run along and do what ever it is you do best somewhere else.
I don't want you here.
Ciao
314joey
11-25-2013, 05:49 PM
Why can't we all just be nice descent people, life is too short to be mean...........hmmmmmm
Why does everything that's tangerine flavored taste like fish to me...hmmmm
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314joey
11-26-2013, 08:04 AM
Why does our mailman deliver our mail at 1:00pm sometime and then at 4:00pm on other days, WTF.
Why does our mailman deliver our mail at 1:00pm sometime and then at 4:00pm on other days, WTF hmmmmmm.
Ah-hem
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314joey
11-26-2013, 08:09 AM
Ah-hem
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I was just coming back to get that and you caught me, dahm................... hmmmmmm
I was just coming back to get that and you caught me, dahm................... hmmmmmm
I think the reason I'm single is becoming very clear ...hmmmmm
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riverrunner1984
11-26-2013, 09:20 AM
This one is for Eli!
26495
This one is for Eli!
26495
That's hilarious!!! I love it!!!
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Why do people keep coming into my office…hmmmmm
314joey
11-26-2013, 03:13 PM
If I won the lottery I would give half of it away to needy people, why can't I win........................hmmmmmmmmmmm
RogerThat99
11-26-2013, 03:15 PM
I wonder who Muddy Water was...Hmmmmm
Stainless
11-26-2013, 03:21 PM
I wonder who Muddy Water was...Hmmmmm
:LMAOsmiley: Good one RT, there seems to be a rash lately. :tongue: oh, forgot the hmmmmm
djunkie
11-26-2013, 09:18 PM
Why can't women just get to the point and say what's really on their mind. ;) :D :D
Why can't women just get to the point and say what's really on their mind. ;) :D :D
Where's your hmmmm? Hmmmm
Because when there are 6 of us, we don't know what's on our mind, we're not mind readers!
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I wonder who Muddy Water was...Hmmmmm
:LMAOsmiley: Good one RT, there seems to be a rash lately. :tongue: oh, forgot the hmmmmm
Apparently a very old man ...hmmmmm
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314joey
11-27-2013, 06:34 AM
Why do a "few" people get on web-sites and act stupid.....................hmmmmm
How can people lurke and not make a comment...hmmmm
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Stainless
11-28-2013, 11:48 AM
Why do things break when you don't use them? Had to replace a GFCI in MoHo, hasn't been used in 6 months. Hmmm
CH3NO2
314joey
11-28-2013, 12:04 PM
Why do we mostly only eat "turkey" on Thanksgiving......................hmmmmmmm
Why does everyone talk at the same time? Hmmmmm
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Why are the pilot and co-pilot fighting? Their both men!! Hmmmm
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314joey
11-28-2013, 01:18 PM
How can women hear two or three conversations at once........................hmmmmmm
Why does my iPhone auto correct "live" to "love" and "thong" to "thing"? Makes me look like a real pervert!! Hmmmmmmm
Sentences I've used today!!!
Where do you love?
I have a goal "38 & sporting my thing"!
WTF?? Hmmmmmmm
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Stainless
12-02-2013, 08:52 AM
How come you unsubscribe from an email list, only for it to start up again in a week or so? hmmm
WESTERNAERO
12-02-2013, 03:10 PM
Why do I have to always un-fuck and fix, what I paid a machine repairman $125 an hour for 2 days to fix? :angry: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
GRADS
12-02-2013, 03:15 PM
Why is our newest member already banned? Hhhhmmmmmmmm
Stainless
12-02-2013, 03:22 PM
Why is our newest member already banned? Hhhhmmmmmmmm
I get the impression you know why Grads. :D hmmm
Why does Grads make me think I have a new friend only to realize it is GRADS!!!!! hmmmmmmm
How can women hear two or three conversations at once........................hmmmmmm
We can't we are just better at pretending we are listening…hmmmmmm
GRADS
12-04-2013, 05:45 PM
Why do gasoline prices always end in 9/10ths? Why not round up? By saving 1/10 on every gallon of gas means I save $.01 for every 10 gallons of gas?
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1182/ler.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/138/ler.gif/)
SBS933
12-04-2013, 05:53 PM
Why Ask Why ? HHHHMMMMMMMMMMM
Why is my fancy wireless keyboard missing so many convenient keys? I only get 1 return button? http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/06/5uqu9yga.jpg
Hmmmmmm
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Taboma
12-05-2013, 11:28 AM
Why is my fancy wireless keyboard missing so many convenient keys? I only get 1 return button? http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/06/5uqu9yga.jpg
Hmmmmmm
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While we're HMMMMing about that Apple keyboard, why does it and the mouse consume batteries 10X faster than the wireless Logitech I use for my PC ? Hmmmmmmm :bangmyhead:
2manymustangs
12-05-2013, 12:01 PM
Why is my fancy wireless keyboard missing so many convenient keys? I only get 1 return button? http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/06/5uqu9yga.jpg
Hmmmmmm
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WHile you are musing that Q: Eli Mae, do you know why the key says RETURN and what the <------- logo originally meant when this nomenclature originated??? The original key label was CR...
WHile you are musing that Q: Eli Mae, do you know why the key says RETURN and what the <------- logo originally meant when this nomenclature originated??? The original key label was CR...
Should this be in the trivia thread? Hmmm
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2manymustangs
12-05-2013, 12:28 PM
Should this be in the trivia thread? Hmmm
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Oui......
Oui......
;) hmmmm
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2manymustangs
12-05-2013, 12:37 PM
From WIKI:
"Originally, the term "carriage return" referred to a mechanism or lever on a typewriter. It was used after typing a line of text and caused the assembly holding the paper (the carriage) to return to the right so that the machine was ready to type again on the left-hand side of the paper (assuming a left-to-right language). The lever would also usually advance the paper to the next line. The first power carriage return was added to electric typewriters by Smith Corona in 1960. The key for this was usually labeled "carriage return" or "return". With typewriters like the Selectric, where the type element was moved when typing and the paper held stationary, the key returned the type element to the left and the term "carrier return" was sometimes used for this function."
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