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GRADS
10-22-2013, 02:38 PM
I just found this underwater while out paddling. Lake hasn't been this low in a longtime time. What is it???
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/tudajesa.jpg
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GRADS
10-22-2013, 02:40 PM
It says contact police or military

SBS933
10-22-2013, 02:41 PM
Looks like a deal that burns to give light.

GRADS
10-22-2013, 02:45 PM
Pick it up and paddle back with it or leave it alone?

ChumpChange
10-22-2013, 02:45 PM
So you picked it up, right?

28eliminator
10-22-2013, 02:47 PM
Hit it with a rock and report back :biggrin:

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 02:55 PM
Run Grads, run!

GRADS
10-22-2013, 02:58 PM
I moved it about 15' I think I'm going to take it....here hold my beer.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/8ezaty8u.jpg

ChumpChange
10-22-2013, 03:01 PM
You gonna take the fish for dinner? Seriously, it's gonna blow. Sit on it and save the world!

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 03:12 PM
Upon closer inspection......get out of there asap!22723

FormulaZR
10-22-2013, 03:18 PM
The two-foot long device is described as “a buoyant smoke and flame-producing device that is used by ships and aircraft as a positional marker on the water surface. The MLM is designed to sink to the ocean floor after it has been expended. “However, a small number of MLMs do not completely burn off and remain afloat. Periodically, members of the public find an MLM that has washed ashore. MLMs pose a potential hazard to the public that must be taken seriously. If an MLM is found, DO NOT TOUCH! MLMs should only be handled by military or police members who have received training on the disposal of unexploded ordnance. “Handling the MLM could result in very serious burns. The MLM contains white phosphorous, a compound that burns at an extremely high temperature. Chances are that if the MLM has washed up to shore or a place that you can find it, the MLM has not completely burned off and, therefore, could possibly reignite. If the MLM reignites, only a total lack of oxygen can put it out.”

Wendi
10-22-2013, 03:18 PM
Pick it up an shake it all around

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 03:20 PM
Pick it up an shake it all around

Well that's rude :gas:

riverrunner1984
10-22-2013, 03:21 PM
Throw it at the people that blasted you with that high pitch sound thing last week lol

Wendi
10-22-2013, 03:22 PM
Well that's rude :gas:

And do the Hokey Pokey

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 03:25 PM
GRADS, before you paddle anywhere, can you sit tight for 15-20 minutes while I take out a AD&D policy on you?? :D

GRADS
10-22-2013, 03:43 PM
Still going!
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/jy8avusa.jpg

Stainless
10-22-2013, 03:49 PM
You rock Grads!

28eliminator
10-22-2013, 03:55 PM
"Grads, saving the planet one stroke at a time"


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HB Vic
10-22-2013, 03:56 PM
Great idea, take it home to your fam :oops:

GRADS
10-22-2013, 03:57 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/edezuzeg.jpg


Just kidding. I figure if can survive the ride home in the back of an F350, we're good. We'll see
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/u6ejy9u4.jpg

Eli
10-22-2013, 04:05 PM
This is one of the funniest threads I've read!

Grads: I can't believe you PWP!




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Eli
10-22-2013, 04:06 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/edezuzeg.jpg


Just kidding. I figure if can survive the ride home in the back of an F350, we're good. We'll see
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/u6ejy9u4.jpg

Why are you taking it back to your family? I think the suggestion was a joke...but I'm not sure if it's someone you've pissed off :D don't take it home!


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ChumpChange
10-22-2013, 04:06 PM
Throw it at the people that blasted you with that high pitch sound thing last week lol

Best idea yet!

GRADS
10-22-2013, 04:06 PM
I'm at the launch ramp an decided to call the police. Im going to yell boom when they walk up to it. ;)

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 04:08 PM
I'm at the launch ramp an decided to call the police. Im going to yell boom when they walk up to it. ;)

I hope you have a gopro with you :D

FormulaZR
10-22-2013, 04:14 PM
Im going to yell boom when they walk up to it. ;)


Do you need anyone to be on standby with bail money...or do you already have that covered?

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 04:16 PM
I'm at the launch ramp an decided to call the police. Im going to yell boom when they walk up to it. ;)

Can you pm me your RDP/GRADS password first? :D

GRADS
10-22-2013, 04:17 PM
They are sending out the bomb squad... Told me not to handle it. I'm kind of embarrassed to tell the I paddled 2 miles with it.

Stainless
10-22-2013, 04:22 PM
Your a hoot Grads!:LMAOsmiley:
Wonder if Mrs Daytona is offering encouragement also?

GRADS
10-22-2013, 04:38 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/aruvygy5.jpg

GRADS
10-22-2013, 04:40 PM
Just talked to Mrs Daytona and she was not to pleased.

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 04:41 PM
Just talked to Mrs Daytona and she was not to pleased.

Better tune up the trophy husband resume :D

Stainless
10-22-2013, 04:56 PM
Just talked to Mrs Daytona and she was not to pleased.
:jail:

niceguyeddie
10-22-2013, 04:57 PM
.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F324755_oA

SBS933
10-22-2013, 05:08 PM
The two-foot long device is described as “a buoyant smoke and flame-producing device that is used by ships and aircraft as a positional marker on the water surface. The MLM is designed to sink to the ocean floor after it has been expended. “However, a small number of MLMs do not completely burn off and remain afloat. Periodically, members of the public find an MLM that has washed ashore. MLMs pose a potential hazard to the public that must be taken seriously. If an MLM is found, DO NOT TOUCH! MLMs should only be handled by military or police members who have received training on the disposal of unexploded ordnance. “Handling the MLM could result in very serious burns. The MLM contains white phosphorous, a compound that burns at an extremely high temperature. Chances are that if the MLM has washed up to shore or a place that you can find it, the MLM has not completely burned off and, therefore, could possibly reignite. If the MLM reignites, only a total lack of oxygen can put it out.” There you go GRADS, take it home. You'll be the only one on your block with one.

GRADS
10-22-2013, 05:40 PM
Bomb squad dog sniffed it now some people from Beale AFB are headed here. WTF did I just paddle with for 2 miles? My battery is going dead.

Eli
10-22-2013, 05:52 PM
Bomb squad dog sniffed it now some people from Beale AFB are headed here. WTF did I just paddle with for 2 miles? My battery is going dead.

You paddled 2 miles with a live bomb? Grads the things you do to entertain us is just selfless!

I hate it when my battery dies! I have chargers everywhere!!


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HB Vic
10-22-2013, 05:53 PM
Bomb squad dog sniffed it now some people from Beale AFB are headed here. WTF did I just paddle with for 2 miles? My battery is going dead.

Get a charger ASAP and keep reporting :D

ChumpChange
10-22-2013, 06:15 PM
If you stop posting we'll think you blew up!

GRADS
10-22-2013, 06:34 PM
Military just arrived....
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/te2asyqu.jpg

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 06:38 PM
Maybe you should delete some of these pics lol

ChumpChange
10-22-2013, 06:56 PM
So awesome!

WMC
10-22-2013, 06:59 PM
Great thread. Keep reporting



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riverrunner1984
10-22-2013, 07:09 PM
Maybe you should delete some of these pics lol

The NSA already has record of them...Too late, we my never hear from Grads again lol

Napanutt
10-22-2013, 07:13 PM
I get my up dates from the wife. We're friends with him on FB.

Stainless
10-22-2013, 07:15 PM
I get my up dates from the wife. We're friends with him on FB.

Is he still with us?


CH3NO2

gn7
10-22-2013, 07:16 PM
Oh I am sure they will release him. But not until after they give him a couple days of electro shock treatments, some mind altering drugs, and he no longer can remember his own name. Then they will drop him off on a street corner in downtown Oakland in nothing but his underwear at 3:00 AM. But they won't detain any longer than that.

Stainless
10-22-2013, 07:18 PM
Oh I am sure they will release him. But not until after they give him a couple days of electro shock treatments, some mind altering drugs, and he no longer can remember his own name. Then they will drop him off on a street corner in downtown Oakland in nothing but his underwear at 3:00 AM. But they won't detain any longer than that.

:lmao:


CH3NO2

GRADS
10-22-2013, 07:37 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/u7u8e2e2.jpg

ChumpChange
10-22-2013, 07:39 PM
Yup. Looks real.

WMC
10-22-2013, 07:41 PM
Grad..,. So what is it?



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gn7
10-22-2013, 07:44 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/u7u8e2e2.jpg

They won't get near the sumbitch, let alone touch it, and Grads paddled 2 miles with it on his board right under his chin. What a guy!!
Of course after they give him an implant, they will be talking to him from inside his head for the rest of his life, he may have the occasional seizure from time to time. But that's a small price to pay to keep us all well informed.

GotHalos
10-22-2013, 07:54 PM
They won't get near the sumbitch, let alone touch it, and Grads paddled 2 miles with it on his board right under his chin. What a guy!!
Of course after they give him an implant, they will be talking to him from inside his head for the rest of his life, he may have the occasional seizure from time to time. But that's a small price to pay to keep us all well informed.

LOL :lmao

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Stainless
10-22-2013, 07:54 PM
Hey Grads, do your duty and recruit some of these Leo's and Military folk to Hotboat. ;)


CH3NO2

Havasu Party Bus
10-22-2013, 07:58 PM
PAGING SHINTOOO....... Is this a Bomb or not??????

Tishimself
10-22-2013, 08:01 PM
It doesn't matter what it is. Is says PHOSPHORUS on it. That shit alone, if it gets on you will burn right through you. There are freight cars out there that carry the stuff, when they derail and crash, and the material gets exposed to oxygen, it NEVER EVER EVER stops burning. They bury it on the spot and put up a fence around it. This is a link to the NIOSH book, the HAZMAT bible out there.....here are two different takes on the same thing.....

CDC

http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npg/npgd0511.html

NIOSH book

http://www.actionambulance.com/members/CDC/npg/npgd0509.htm

It's use in the Iraq war....

In April 2004, during the First Battle of Fallujah, a reporter from the North County Times described U.S. Marine mortar teams using a mixture of white phosphorus and high explosives to shell a cluster of buildings where Iraqi insurgents had been spotted throughout the week.[11] In November 2004, during the Second Battle of Fallujah, Washington Post embedded reporters stated that some U.S. artillery guns fired white phosphorus rounds that "create a screen of fire that cannot be extinguished with water." [12] Insurgents reported being attacked with a substance that melted their skin, a reaction consistent with white phosphorus burns.[12]

And you hiked this shit out for two miles.....Good God. I should come up there and shake you.....stay away from shit you find. Leave it alone dude. Seriously. Paddle around, don't touch. Ugh.

gn7
10-22-2013, 08:12 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/8ezaty8u.jpg
Well Grads, now that we know what killed the fish, and the military can no longer allow you to know what you have seen, AND your battery is going dead, I would say you are up the proverbial creek. But hey look on the bright side, you still have a paddle. MAYBE!

GRADS
10-22-2013, 08:31 PM
I'm home now. Having a glass of wine and decompressing.

HB Vic
10-22-2013, 08:33 PM
And I always wondered what happened to Dennis the Menace. Thanks for the entertainment Grads :thumbup:

Stainless
10-22-2013, 08:35 PM
I'm home now. Having a glass of wine and decompressing.

No sex for you Grads, Mrs doesn't want any glow in the dark children. :D


CH3NO2

Napanutt
10-22-2013, 08:44 PM
And I always wondered what happened to Dennis the Menace. Thanks for the entertainment Grads :thumbup:

Greg is good for the random shit. Me and the wife are in Las Vegas now. I'm following this on the forum, wife's following on FB.
Great entertainment.

Eli
10-22-2013, 08:48 PM
Too funny!!

Grads: did you get probed? :D



I think it's hilarious that the military wouldn't touch it and Grads was playing with it then practically had a romantic gondola style ride with it for 2 miles!




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Wendi
10-22-2013, 08:51 PM
No sex for you Grads, Mrs doesn't want any glow in the dark children. :D


CH3NO2

If he touched that thing wonder if he grows a 3rd testicle or loses one...... Pretty scary

Stainless
10-22-2013, 08:52 PM
If he touched that thing wonder if he grows a 3rd testicle or loses one...... Pretty scary

:eek:


CH3NO2

Tishimself
10-22-2013, 08:53 PM
Greg is good for the random shit. Me and the wife are in Las Vegas now. I'm following this on the forum, wife's following on FB.
Great entertainment.

Was looking for you yesterday.....hope you guys are having fun....

gn7
10-22-2013, 08:58 PM
Too funny!!

Grads: did you get probed? :D



I think it's hilarious that the military wouldn't touch it and Grads was playing with it then practically had a romantic gondola style ride with it for 2 miles!




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If he touched that thing wonder if he grows a 3rd testicle or loses one...... Pretty scary

Can you believe? The guy handles a potentially deadly device, risks incarceration to bring us the nights entertainment, and all the women are concerned about is his bung hole and dangling fruit WTF ?!?!?!?.

Eli
10-22-2013, 08:59 PM
Can you believe? The guy handles a potentially deadly device, risks incarceration to bring us the nights entertainment, and all the women are concerned about is his bung hole and nads. WTF?!?!?!?

We're perverts! What's your problem? ;)

Should I edit your quote to match your edit?

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RogerThat99
10-22-2013, 09:00 PM
Nice work Greg. Glad all is OK.

I have seen military helicopters doing touch n go type drills on the lake. Maybe they used it in one of those training sessions. It may have sank, but is now exposed due to low water vs washing ashore. Either way, you don't want to get white phospherous on you. You won't glow in the dark, you will just burn into a small pile of dust.

gn7
10-22-2013, 09:02 PM
Nah, its OK either way. We know what Wendi has on mind either way. I think there is a definite fixation there.

ChumpChange
10-22-2013, 09:03 PM
I'm home now. Having a glass of wine and decompressing.

So that was a much longer trip than expected.

Do you need me to introduce you to Edward Snowden?

gn7
10-22-2013, 09:05 PM
So that was a much longer trip than expected.

Do you need me to introduce you to Edward Snowden?

He may not think so now. But when he sees the drones circling the house he'll think differently.

Stainless
10-22-2013, 09:08 PM
Who woulda thought this would be so entertaining? Nice work Grads! ;)


CH3NO2

Wicky
10-22-2013, 09:18 PM
Call Low River!!

Napanutt
10-22-2013, 09:36 PM
Call Low River!!

Perfect!!

GRADS
10-22-2013, 10:04 PM
FormulaZR pretty much nailed it. It turned out to be a military grade white phosphorous flare that burns at 1700 degrees. They put it in some kind of bomb deal and they wont know if its live until they get back to the base.

The military guys didn't believe I paddled with it for 2 miles until I showed them a picture of it on my board. They said I'm an idiot but they were impressed that I made a cradle for it on my board with 2 crushed Bud Light Lime cans....MacGyver and shit. They said that was the ONLY thing I did right.

I'll post more about it tomorrow, I'm really tired from being out there all day.

This was probably not the smartest thing I've ever done. I'm just glad I didn't bring it home like I planned. When I told Mrs. Daytona I almost brought it home....well, it wasn't pretty.

FormulaZR
10-22-2013, 10:16 PM
They said that was the ONLY thing I did right.


I don't know why...but that sentence right there made me laugh!

If only that thing had a warning label on it so you would've known it was potentially dangerous...

GRADS
10-22-2013, 10:16 PM
I think it's hilarious that the military wouldn't touch it and Grads was playing with it then practically had a romantic gondola style ride with it for 2 miles!

This is what is too funny. They kept saying step away from it sir.....I couldn't even move my truck parked next to it. But yet I had it in my truck bed at one point (didn't tell them that) and paddled with it for 2 miles. I felt all Hurt Locker and shit. ;)

Tishimself
10-22-2013, 10:21 PM
FormulaZR pretty much nailed it. It turned out to be a military grade white phosphorous flare that burns at 1700 degrees. They put it in some kind of bomb deal and they wont know if its live until they get back to the base.

The military guys didn't believe I paddled with it for 2 miles until I showed them a picture of it on my board. They said I'm an idiot but they were impressed that I made a cradle for it on my board with 2 crushed Bud Light Lime cans....MacGyver and shit. They said that was the ONLY thing I did right.

I'll post more about it tomorrow, I'm really tired from being out there all day.

This was probably not the smartest thing I've ever done. I'm just glad I didn't bring it home like I planned. When I told Mrs. Daytona I almost brought it home....well, it wasn't pretty.


I'll say what they for whatever reason did not. YOUR DAMNED LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

Eli
10-22-2013, 10:22 PM
This is what is too funny. They kept saying step away from it sir.....I couldn't even move my truck parked next to it. But yet I had it in my truck bed at one point (didn't tell them that) and paddled with it for 2 miles. I felt all Hurt Locker and shit. ;)

Your next screen name should be GoNads bc you've got some giant ones!

I'm glad you're safe and we can all be entertained by your shenanigans. being a trophy husband is a tough job ;)


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GotHalos
10-22-2013, 10:28 PM
This is what is too funny. They kept saying step away from it sir.....I couldn't even move my truck parked next to it. But yet I had it in my truck bed at one point (didn't tell them that) and paddled with it for 2 miles. I felt all Hurt Locker and shit. ;)

LOL, glad you weren't harmed or detained. :thumbup:

Anxiously waiting for the next adventure, lol.

gn7
10-22-2013, 10:35 PM
LOL, glad you weren't harmed or detained. :thumbup:

Anxiously waiting for the next adventure, lol.

Wait till he finds out tomorrow is Friday. Then it will start to sink in.

http://www.minority-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/TR90.8.jpeg

78Southwind
10-22-2013, 11:02 PM
lol...

GRADS
10-22-2013, 11:26 PM
If he touched that thing wonder if he grows a 3rd testicle or loses one...... Pretty scary

Not those problems but I do have another problem that has lasted more than 4 hours.....should I call a doctor?:biggrin:



EDIT: although I think Mrs Daytona would like to cut it off about now.

GRADS
10-23-2013, 12:02 AM
Bomb sniffing dog. What a cute puppy... He loved the water and his ball.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/23/u5ehuba6.jpg

ChumpChange
10-23-2013, 05:10 AM
Not those problems but I do have another problem that has lasted more than 4 hours.....should I call a doctor?:biggrin:

EDIT: although I think Mrs Daytona would like to cut it off about now.

Did you ask your wife in your best Austin Powers voice: Does danger make you horny baby?

Wheeler
10-23-2013, 06:40 AM
If he touched that thing wonder if he grows a 3rd testicle or loses one......

Either way he'd form a special bond with D-Junkie.

Eli
10-23-2013, 06:44 AM
LOL, glad you weren't harmed or detained. :thumbup:

Anxiously waiting for the next adventure, lol.

I kind of wanted him to be detained just for a few hours :D


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HB Vic
10-23-2013, 07:00 AM
Call Low River!!

oh jeesus no lol

Mandelon
10-23-2013, 10:01 AM
Very entertaining. Like a guy playing with alligators. That Phosphorous doesn't mess around. You know all the bomb guys are now telling the story about the knucklehead paddleboarder who picked up a phosphorous munition and carried it around.


http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/mdeeb23.jpg

riverrunner1984
10-23-2013, 10:07 AM
Very entertaining. Like a guy playing with alligators. That Phosphorous doesn't mess around. You know all the bomb guys are now telling the story about the knucklehead paddleboarder who picked up a phosphorous munition and carried it around.


http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/mdeeb23.jpg

DAYUM!!! That is some serious damage there!

HB Vic
10-23-2013, 10:10 AM
You know everyone is waiting to see what kind of trouble Grads gets himself in to next. We know the train is gonna wreck, we're just not sure when and we don't wanna miss it LOL I think Grads should strap a gopro to his forehead and keep it running at all times :D

Tishimself
10-23-2013, 10:14 AM
Very entertaining. Like a guy playing with alligators. That Phosphorous doesn't mess around. You know all the bomb guys are now telling the story about the knucklehead paddleboarder who picked up a phosphorous munition and carried it around.


http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/mdeeb23.jpg

I think it is safe to say he has finally achieved the "legend" status he has been persuing all these years. Maybe just not for the event he had in mind.

GRADS
10-23-2013, 10:27 AM
Who posted all this using my screen name?







22753




;)

RogerThat99
10-23-2013, 10:28 AM
You know everyone is waiting to see what kind of trouble Grads gets himself in to next. We know the train is gonna wreck, we're just not sure when and we don't wanna miss it LOL I think Grads should strap a gopro to his forehead and keep it running at all times :D

The Grads Show!!

http://www.impawards.com/1998/posters/truman_show_ver1_xlg.jpg

rschap1
10-23-2013, 10:54 AM
At first all I could think of was posting the Joe Dirt crapper tank video clip too...
then seeing the melted arm reminded me of the Krocadil fake heroin injuriy pics...

quite a find there
glad you did not get burned or held up too long

ChumpChange
10-23-2013, 11:08 AM
Thanks for not getting burned. It would have put a real damper on this thread.

Napanutt
10-23-2013, 11:37 AM
Who cares hope they keep up the good work.

28eliminator
10-23-2013, 11:53 AM
Either way he'd form a special bond with D-Junkie.

LMAO...

And... WTF happened to your other avatar :biggrin:

78Southwind
10-23-2013, 12:57 PM
Dildo's to bombs what's next? :)

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Stainless
10-23-2013, 01:20 PM
DAYUM!!! That is some serious damage there!
Gross!!
But whats the watermark on the burn say?

Napanutt
10-23-2013, 01:21 PM
Dildo's to bombs what's next? :)

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Cross dressing?
I actually have a pic but I'll wait for grads to approve or not first. ;)

GRADS
10-23-2013, 01:47 PM
;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

Napanutt
10-23-2013, 01:54 PM
;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

Did you FB that? If not I'm gonna have to forward to Susie. I'm totally LMFAO out load with that one.

Napanutt
10-23-2013, 04:19 PM
Cross dressing?
I actually have a pic but I'll wait for grads to approve or not first. ;)

I found it? WTF LMFAO
22758

Eli
10-23-2013, 05:53 PM
I found it? WTF LMFAO
22758

He makes such a cute woman :D

A trophy Wusband
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Wendi
10-23-2013, 05:56 PM
I found it? WTF LMFAO
22758

Ok you have serious issues:sheep1::wtf::wtf:

28eliminator
10-23-2013, 05:56 PM
I found it? WTF LMFAO
22758

Does he have no respect for himself or what....


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GRADS
10-23-2013, 05:59 PM
Uh oh.....It's a long story. Not what it looks like.

HB Vic
10-23-2013, 06:16 PM
Uh oh.....It's a long story. Not what it looks like.

Uhuh it's never what it looks like lol

28eliminator
10-23-2013, 06:21 PM
Uh oh.....It's a long story. Not what it looks like.

Uh huh.... Not that there's anything wrong with that!! :D


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FormulaZR
10-23-2013, 06:23 PM
Uh oh.....It's a long story. Not what it looks like.

It *looks* like a grown man in a dress. What explanation could there possibly be?

Incidentally - the color of that dress does nothing to bring out your eyes.

GRADS
10-23-2013, 06:23 PM
Thanks Napanutt.... You took my thread from The Hurt Locker to the Crying Game with one post.

Eli
10-23-2013, 06:24 PM
Uh oh.....It's a long story. Not what it looks like.

It's loos like you're wearing a dress and holding flowers...right?


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Wendi
10-23-2013, 06:27 PM
It's loos like you're wearing a dress and holding flowers...right?


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I think that is what I saw too. The dress is blue right?

Wendi
10-23-2013, 06:28 PM
Thanks Napanutt.... You took my thread from The Hurt Locker to the Crying Game with one post. He sure did. But this thread has been very entertaining since it's inception. Did that bomb deal turn you gay? Is that why you are wearing a blue dress and holding flowers?

Eli
10-23-2013, 06:34 PM
I think that is what I saw too. The dress is blue right?

Yea a blue dress and a very happy smile


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78Southwind
10-23-2013, 06:44 PM
I found it? WTF LMFAO
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If your going to wear that shit at least shave your legs. Damn...

HB Vic
10-23-2013, 06:47 PM
I'm sure someone's already told you this , but just in case: you make one fugly woman.

78Southwind
10-23-2013, 07:05 PM
Ok, back to the bomb...I dig Slim Pickens in that movie...total remember it from when I was a kid.

Now all we need to do is get one of the photo choppers to chop Grads riding his bomb. ;)

gn7
10-23-2013, 07:14 PM
Yea a blue dress and a very happy smile


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From the looks of the stain, I'd say its from the Monica Lewinski Signature Blue Dress line from K Mart, and he has every reason to be smiling.
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Eli
10-23-2013, 07:33 PM
From the looks of the stain, I'd say its from the Monica Lewinski Signature Blue Dress line from K Mart, and he has every reason to be smiling.
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Grads is a better looking chick then Monica


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CampbellCarl
10-23-2013, 07:35 PM
He sure did. But this thread has been very entertaining since it's inception. Did that bomb deal turn you gay? Is that why you are wearing a blue dress and holding flowers?


That bomb dealio is so this week......

Grads and his questionable garb is so this decade....

gn7
10-23-2013, 07:37 PM
He sure did. But this thread has been very entertaining since it's inception. Did that bomb deal turn you gay? Is that why you are wearing a blue dress and holding flowers?

Come on Wendi. He was gay before it was in fashionable.

28eliminator
10-23-2013, 07:50 PM
Come on Wendi. He was gay before it was in fashionable.

Gay is old... Gay and married is the new cool.... Apparently..


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Napanutt
10-23-2013, 08:44 PM
He kind of likes the attention. I checked with him more then once before I posted said pic.
Monica Lewinski was quite a bit hotter then Greg in a blue dress, if that really matters.

Eli
10-24-2013, 06:41 AM
He kind of likes the attention. I checked with him more then once before I posted said pic.
Monica Lewinski was quite a bit hotter then Greg in a blue dress, if that really matters.

I adamantly disagree! There is nothing hot about Monica and if she's considered hot I apologize to all the people I've put in the same category.

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Wheeler
10-24-2013, 07:11 AM
LMAO...

And... WTF happened to your other avatar

I sold it to Carbon. :biggrin:

Napanutt
10-24-2013, 01:07 PM
I adamantly disagree! There is nothing hot about Monica and if she's considered hot I apologize to all the people I've put in the same category.

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Well fine. If you want to do grads in a blue dress knock yourself out. I sure as hell would pick Lewinski over grads. Nothing personal towards grads but he is a he though. :D

314joey
10-24-2013, 01:31 PM
I hope you're not looking for a compliment, because it's not coming from me.


Blue brings out the color of your eyes though lol

GRADS
10-27-2013, 11:44 PM
Stop with all they gay comments!. It was a bet. I won. I got laid. End of story.

BTW this is the thanks I got for saving their lake.....fuckers.



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gn7
10-27-2013, 11:55 PM
OMG that is fucking hilarious (AND SUCKES) It could only happen to you Grads. Looks like you got laid again, only this time without a kiss.

Baja Big Dog
10-29-2013, 11:23 AM
Damn, too bad it turned out OK, I had my money on the bomb!!