Bedroom Barricades

[Stainless]

What signals have you gotten that tell you the only thing your gonna get is sleep? Keep it clean and non graphic. :)
I'll start;
If the body pillow is in the middle of bed might as well go to sleep. :D


Carbon aka Stainless

[HB Vic]

Lmfao 😁

[Stainless]

Ladies post up your barricades too. :D


Carbon aka Stainless

[riverrunner1984]

Its hard for me to take NO for an answer....I was always told persistence pays off lol

[Ziggy]

Got to get in there the moment House Hunters ends...otherwise she'll be asleep :p

[Joker]

A headache or stomach ache followed up with a toot is good enough for me not to go down there.

[Stainless]

Nightie is a bad sign, Victoria's is good. :)


Carbon aka Stainless

[HB Vic]

Another thread I can't participate in.:D

😂😂😂 sorry Pokey

[RVR SWPR]

Coming up on 35 years,looking for many more.My wife always has a book going,always.If she is still reading when I get the place shut down I know it's a go.If not reading I know she has had enough of me for the day.

[Wendi]

When the dog is in the bed I know it lights out for me! And that is far too often.

[Wendi]

When pillows are in the middle yes that too!

[Tishimself]

Gates don't matter. Moods don't matter. Who wants what does not matter. we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.


20557

[Napanutt]

What signals have you gotten that tell you the only thing your gonna get is sleep? Keep it clean and non graphic. :)
I'll start;
If the body pillow is in the middle of bed might as well go to sleep. :D


Carbon aka Stainless

In our house, sleep always comes first. Our pattern is the somethin' somethin' happens in the morning, don't really know why.


Gates don't matter. Moods don't matter. Who wants what does not matter. we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.


20557

Too funny but in our house you substitute a #20 dog for the kitty.
The animals are like clock work (until time change). We got 2 cats and 2 dogs. There is a ritual, I'm just glad it's not my job. :D

[hbchgirl]

What signals have you gotten that tell you the only thing your gonna get is sleep? Keep it clean and non graphic. :)
I'll start;
If the body pillow is in the middle of bed might as well go to sleep. :D


Carbon aka Stainless

LMAO!!! You're too funny Carbon'

[hpboats83]

Wait, some people don't get it every night, why? :) Nuff said. :)

[hbchgirl]

Gates don't matter. Moods don't matter. Who wants what does not matter. we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.


20557

Hilarious!!'

[Stainless]

LMAO!!! You're too funny Carbon'

How about you HB? We need to know this. :D


Carbon aka Stainless

[GRADS]

A headache or stomach ache followed up with a toot is good enough for me not to go down there.
:puke:

we do not run this house, HE(Who must not be named) runs this house. Here he is eyeing my dinner. Every night, at exactly 10 pm, he strolls out of the bedroom and comes over to Chrissie and collects her and escorts her back to the bedroom, as it is time for bed. He then lies down lengthwise on the middle of the bed, and at 20+ pounds, I am too old to argue with that cat, and too tired to try. He wins by default. I roll over and go to sleep. Sometime in the night, he ever so slightly changes position from lengthwise to crosswise, making sure to line up my face with his asshole, while gently placing his head on Chrissie's shoulder and going to sleep. At some point in the night, I wake up to a face full of cat ass. And as only a cat can, I'm sure he smiles every time that happens.
Sounds like you have too much pussy. ;)

[314joey]

Wendi, I didn't see the Hubby (W) chime in, I'm guessing he was playing it safe. lol

[doubleeagle]

If I am at my own house I,m pretty much OUT OF LUCK!!!
After 40 years of marriage, I have finial figured out how to make my wife yell and scream when I,m having sex.
I call her on the phone

[Stainless]

If I am at my own house I,m pretty much OUT OF LUCK!!!
After 40 years of marriage, I have finial figured out how to make my wife yell and scream when I,m having sex.
I call her on the phone

:D


Carbon aka Stainless

[Unforgiven]

When the dog is in the bed I know it lights out for me! And that is far too often.

are you refering to Will as a dog?

[Unforgiven]

When pillows are in the middle yes that too!

the pillows are mean't for a postioning device...you know, placed under your hips..get the ass up in the air....

[Wendi]

are you refering to Will as a dog?

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/03/uzy9amur.jpg

[Unforgiven]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/03/uzy9amur.jpg

wow...when did Will get all hair????

[hbchgirl]

How about you HB? We need to know this. :D


Carbon aka Stainless

Haha... The Mr. has no barricades... he's always open for business. Me... when I go to bed with my "comfy" PJs on...although he thinks those are sexy too. lol

[Stainless]

Haha... The Mr. has no barricades... he's always open for business.
Lmao, I love the way you wrote that. :D



Carbon aka Stainless

[Eli]

What signals have you gotten that tell you the only thing your gonna get is sleep? Keep it clean and non graphic. :)
I'll start;
If the body pillow is in the middle of bed might as well go to sleep. :D


Carbon aka Stainless

I don't understand the question...people can say "NO"? There's an option? It's not mandatory?


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[2FORCEFULL]

:love::cuddle-smiley:
What signals have you gotten that tell you the only thing your gonna get is sleep? Keep it clean and non graphic. :)
I'll start;
If the body pillow is in the middle of bed might as well go to sleep. :D:cuddle-smiley:


Carbon aka Stainless

i get it whether she gives it or I take it.... and we both like either way in the end...

some times i slack and she has to remind me to pull her hair...:angry: read the lips, it say'n "pull my hair!!!"

[Stainless]

I don't understand the question...people can say "NO"? There's an option? It's not mandatory?


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The question didn't consider your bedroom. :t_lowblow:

[Eli]

The question didn't consider your bedroom. :t_lowblow:

Bedroom? :D


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[Stainless]

Bedroom? :D


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Dont injure your arm patting your back... :wedgie:

[Stainless]

:love::cuddle-smiley:

i get it whether she gives it or I take it.... and we both like either way in the end...

some times i slack and she has to remind me to pull her hair...:angry: read the lips, it say'n "pull my hair!!!"

A hand full of hair is good no matter whos pulling...:wink2:

[Ziggy]

Haha... The Mr. has no barricades... he's always open for business. Me... when I go to bed with my "comfy" PJs on...although he thinks those are sexy too. lol

That's true for all guys I would think:D:D:D. I've told my wife several times that if she is having a good dream to please wake me up and share:p I won't care what time it is.


From my POS T-mobile thingie

[hbchgirl]

That's true for all guys I would think:D:D:D. I've told my wife several times that if she is having a good dream to please wake me up and share:p I won't care what time it is.


From my POS T-mobile thingie

LOL! :biggrin:

[ChumpChange]

i get it whether she gives it or I take it.... and we both like either way in the end...

some times i slack and she has to remind me to pull her hair...:angry: read the lips, it say'n "pull my hair!!!"

Whoa whoa whoa now!

[Stainless]

that's true for all guys i would think:d:d:d. I've told my wife several times that if she is having a good dream to please wake me up and share:p i won't care what time it is.


From my pos t-mobile thingie:biggrin:

[hpboats83]

I don't understand the question...people can say "NO"? There's an option? It's not mandatory?


Sent from my Bat Cave

That's what I thought too.