Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

[2FORCEFULL]

did you, do you remember their names.?..


being from the 70's ,my twentys were very fruit full,

lived the make love not war era... hippy chicks hitch hiking...lol

its like i can kinda remember the events....but not their names....


any way......

[WESTERNAERO]

Dude!!! :lmao:lmao:lmao

[WMC]

How's the deck boat coming along?



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[Sharp shooter]

I've never been drunk so I guess I'll sit this thread out.

[2FORCEFULL]

Dude!!! :lmao:lmao:lmao

thought I'd light'n up the mood around here a bit,,, glad you saw the humor...:yes:

[2FORCEFULL]

I've never been drunk so I guess I'll sit this thread out.

can you remember all the names??

[2FORCEFULL]

How's the deck boat coming along?



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lmfao....i'm not parking it at foxes if thats what you're implieing

[28eliminator]

Only 7 of them :D

My senior year.....


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[WMC]

Lol. :eek:



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[28eliminator]

thought I'd light'n up the mood around here a bit,,, glad you saw the humor...:yes:

What's wrong with the fucking mood around here....


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[Sharp shooter]

can you remember all the names??

Maybe if I think about it long enough, but I'd bet some of the girls wouldn't remember my name. Lol

[Napanutt]

did you, do you remember their names.?..


being from the 70's ,my twentys were very fruit full,

lived the make love not war era... hippy chicks hitch hiking...lol

its like i can kinda remember the events....but not their names....


any way......

My best friend, he's 15 or 16 years older then me. He was like 19 during the summer of love. You know, free love, peace sex drugs, droppin' tabs etc. He lived less then an hour from SF. Yea, I've heard a lot of stories about them days. :)

[Stainless]

Well, I guess I don't belong in this thread lol

Lately you been landing some good ones! :D


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[Eli]

Yes


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[2FORCEFULL]

How's the deck boat coming along?



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i was there today....18948189491895018951
189521895318954189551895618957
18958

[2FORCEFULL]

Yes


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ho lee foc.....whats up ELI... glad to see you here,,,

any new wake board pics???

[Stainless]

Yes


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Homerun, that ones outta the park folks!
:p


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[GRADS]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

[2FORCEFULL]

Yes


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http://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M

[2FORCEFULL]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

that one don't count, and never never never tell that story again



http://youtu.be/ic8af1YWRRI

[Eli]

ho lee foc.....whats up ELI... glad to see you here,,,

any new wake board pics???

No new pics yet...not going until the end of this month. I'll be in a wetsuit this time :(


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[Napanutt]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.
Just had to quote this one for some reason. :D

[Eli]

http://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M

Interesting song


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[Eli]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

I'm not sure if that's classified as too drunk to know what you're doing or not drunk enough to forget! :D


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[2FORCEFULL]

I'm not sure if that's classified as too drunk to know what you're doing or not drunk enough to forget! :D


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lol,..i like fat chicks, they make good stew...

[HB Vic]

Jeezus, I guess I should have left the battery and filter threads alone :spanks:

[WESTERNAERO]

Jeezus, I guess I should have left the battery and filter threads alone :spanks:

I was just thinking the same thing. But for some sick reason I can't stop laughing at that story, my god that's nasty.:lmao

[SummerO]

Never "banged" a chick before...now I have brought many a lovely woman beyond the point of ecstasy to that place in which lovemaking transcends a mere physical act to become a sort of spiritual enlightenment followed by an emotional and physical release the likes of which are all too uncommon in this day and age but nonetheless left both of us with a feeling of pure delight and satisfaction the likes of which are all too often not repeated.

So ya I have.:wink2:

[HB Vic]

Never "banged" a chick before...now I have brought many a lovely woman beyond the point of ecstasy to that place in which lovemaking transcends a mere physical act to become a sort of spiritual enlightenment followed by an emotional and physical release the likes of which are all too uncommon in this day and age but nonetheless left both of us with a feeling of pure delight and satisfaction the likes of which are all too often not repeated.

So ya I have.:wink2:

lol good one

[2FORCEFULL]

Never "banged" a chick before...now I have brought many a lovely woman beyond the point of ecstasy to that place in which lovemaking transcends a mere physical act to become a sort of spiritual enlightenment followed by an emotional and physical release the likes of which are all too uncommon in this day and age but nonetheless left both of us with a feeling of pure delight and satisfaction the likes of which are all too often not repeated.

So ya I have.:wink2:

ok , so how can you tell if a woman is hav'n an orgasim.... or faking...

[Paul65K]

Never "banged" a chick before...
It's a California thing John .....we had no class back in 2FF's day :eh::eh:.......those of us with less years under our belt have learned to give the fairer sex the respect they deserve :D

[2FORCEFULL]

Never "banged" a chick before...now I have brought many a lovely woman beyond the point of ecstasy to that place in which lovemaking transcends a mere physical act to become a sort of spiritual enlightenment followed by an emotional and physical release the likes of which are all too uncommon in this day and age but nonetheless left both of us with a feeling of pure delight and satisfaction the likes of which are all too often not repeated.

So ya I have.:wink2:


wonder if any of them remember your name...lol

[2FORCEFULL]

It's a California thing John .....we had no class back in 2FF's day :eh::eh:.......those of us with less years under our belt have learned to give the fairer sex the respect they deserve :D

Sue is fair,... she gives me all the sex I deserve....

[SummerO]

ok , so how can you tell if a woman is hav'n an orgasim.... or faking...

Does it matter?:sheep::biggrin::biggrin:

Haha lol j/k

[28eliminator]

Never "banged" a chick before...now I have brought many a lovely woman beyond the point of ecstasy to that place in which lovemaking transcends a mere physical act to become a sort of spiritual enlightenment followed by an emotional and physical release the likes of which are all too uncommon in this day and age but nonetheless left both of us with a feeling of pure delight and satisfaction the likes of which are all too often not repeated.

So ya I have.:wink2:

I call bullshit.. Your post eludes to foreplay, which completely contradicts the term "banged".. :D

[SummerO]

wonder if any of them remember your name...lol

God I hope not! Lol

[SummerO]

I call bullshit.. Your post eludes to foreplay, which completely contradicts the term "banged".. :D

Well that's how I remembered it anyway!

[Stainless]

Better get in before this one gets locked...any I banged while drunk I didn't want to remember their name, face, or dress size. :p


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[2FORCEFULL]

Better get in before this one gets locked...any I banged while drunk I didn't want to remember their name, face, or dress size. :p


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it was good for a few laughs.....lol... carry on...

[ChumpChange]

Just how fat was she Grads?

[Eli]

Better get in before this one gets locked...any I banged while drunk I didn't want to remember their name, face, or dress size. :p


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I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?


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[2FORCEFULL]

Does it matter?:sheep::biggrin::biggrin:

Haha lol j/k

i wasn't banging that sheep, I was helping it get over the fence,

i banged a pig once, but it squeeled on me.....lol

[ChumpChange]

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

[2FORCEFULL]

I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?


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soon as they say tiger I do a ball check...L>O>LA lola.... but i'm from vegas...

[Stainless]

I call bullshit!

There's gotta be a night where you're drinking and you see some hot chick drinking at the bar across from you...you walk over, introduce yourself and you have a few more together...she yawns and suggests she's "tired" you offer to share a cab with her and drop her off at her place first. When the cab arrives at her front door she steps out, grabs your shirt and says "you're coming with me tiger" and you oblige...you wouldn't be so rude as to say "no"... You walk into her house and immediately the clothes start coming off...you head upstairs and ...you know...wake up the next morning and she's wearing no make up...she has "what a wild night" hair and she still smoking hot.

You don't ask her for her name or her number?


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Yes, I did do that once. :(


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[2FORCEFULL]

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

lmfao.... good one...

[28eliminator]

Well this one time I ended up with an older woman at a club, she looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well more than a bit), we had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "sportsman double"? "Whats that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh," I said as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place and walked in hoping for the best night of my life. She puts on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

LOL... Aww damn.

[2FORCEFULL]

Jeezus, I guess I should have left the battery and filter threads alone :spanks:

does this mean I'm not gonna win the thread of the night T shirt????:idea:

[Wendi]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name. OMG I am LAUGHING LITERALLY OUTLOUD GROSS!!! :sheep:

[Paul65K]

Sue is fair,... she gives me all the sex I deserve....
And you've been celibate for how long now :lmao

[2FORCEFULL]

And you've been celibate for how long now :lmao

does masterbate count????:oops:

[2FORCEFULL]

And you've been celibate for how long now :lmao

celabate is when your done ,right?

[Stainless]

celabate is when your done ,right?

Lmfao :D


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[mrs.daytona]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

[The Doctor]

I've never been drunk so I guess I'll sit this thread out.

I'm with you Jerry. Never drank and been married to my high-school sweetheart for 44 years so I simply don't qualify to post. I'm really not sorry, for some strange reason????

[Stainless]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

Oh fuck :(


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[Wendi]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle... LMAO, I'm glad you came on and said this. Your hubby cracks me up.:hilarious:

[2FORCEFULL]

I'm with you Jerry. Never drank and been married to my high-school sweetheart for 44 years so I simply don't qualify to post. I'm really not sorry, for some strange reason????

me either, I wouldn't go back and un bang any of them,,,

[28eliminator]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

LMFAO.... Grads your so fucked :D


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[2FORCEFULL]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

soooooo,.... you know of this story....:oops:

[Napanutt]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...

Come on, of course you can believe it. We are talking about the same dude, right? I was wondering if you were gonna catch wind of this and care, or not. :)

[Napanutt]

soooooo,.... you know of this story....:oops:
I'm thinking.....not!

[RVR SWPR]

I'm with you Jerry. Never drank and been married to my high-school sweetheart for 44 years so I simply don't qualify to post. I'm really not sorry, for some strange reason????

C'mon Doc,unwind and laugh a little.Most of us have been married to the same lady for a long time,This what can make a good forum,a few laughs and no one personally insulted at all.

[2FORCEFULL]

C'mon Doc,unwind and laugh a little.Most of us have been married to the same lady for a long time,This what can make a good forum,a few laughs and no one personally insulted at all.

are you going sat to pirates cove??

[Havasu Party Bus]

The only thing i'm going to say is.

http://youtu.be/g8ambUVZAKw

[2FORCEFULL]

The only thing i'm going to say is.

http://youtu.be/g8ambUVZAKw

thats what your facebook test was about??

[Tishimself]

I went to Military School. So there was no high school sweetheart for me. There was a really nice girl up the street who was my age, and she went to Conelly? High school in the OC somewhere, Catholic girls school...in any case, being at an all boys school, we went as each others dates for all those years..it was fun, and as I gained rank each year my uniform changed, she always liked that. In my senior year I was the Battalion XO, that was a LOT of fun. How many guys wear a real sword to their High school prom?

[RogerThat99]

I was saving myself for marriage!! :coffee-n-news:

[niceguyeddie]

i was there today....18948189491895018951
189521895318954189551895618957
18958

Boat is looking great!

[Havasu Party Bus]

I was never the fool i always used to cover the tool.

[RVR SWPR]

are you going sat to pirates cove??

Family stuff in Ventura,have not been back there in sometime.

[Havasu Party Bus]

I was saving myself for marriage!! :coffee-n-news:
And Failed right?

[GRADS]

The only thing i'm going to say is.
Maury already told me the answer to that one. ;) And no I wasn't pregnant at the time, just fat. He was good sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0eJ6QDpfEU&feature=youtu.be

[GRADS]

I was saving myself for marriage!! :coffee-n-news:

Who are you kidding, you banged my girlfriend!:grumble











:)

[314joey]

This friend I know...........

[Stainless]

Who are you kidding, you banged my girlfriend!:grumble











:)

:eek:


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[Eli]

This friend I know...........

Ouch! That kinda hit a fat spot


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[Stainless]

Ouch! That kinda hit a fat spot


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Joey, allow me to introduce Eli...bat shit crazy avid party chick! :D


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[RogerThat99]

Who are you kidding, you banged my EX girlfriend!:grumble











:)

I can neither confirm nor deny this, however you left out two VERY important letters. :D

[314joey]

Joey, allow me to introduce Eli...bat shit crazy avid party chick! :D


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I LOVE all women.

[Eli]

Joey, allow me to introduce Eli...bat shit crazy avid party chick! :D


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You don't waste any time! :D

I don't even know what an avid party chick is???


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[Cigalert]

Maury already told me the answer to that one. ;) And no I wasn't pregnant at the time, just fat. He was good sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0eJ6QDpfEU&feature=youtu.be

HAHAHA....awsome.

in case some don't get the reference...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME

[Stainless]

You don't waste any time! :D

I don't even know what an avid party chick is???


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trying to be modest eh? :stir:

[Wendi]

are you going sat to pirates cove??

Are you??

[riverrunner1984]

This friend I know...........

lmao
I have the same beer goggle issue!!!

[CarolynandBob]

I remember getting up in the morning and realizing someone was in bed with me. Thought oh fuck. Went to the bathroom and saw a condom in the trash and thought 'ok at least I did not fuck up to bad". Damn she was fat. The worst part of the whole thing was her driving me back to my truck.:no: I think i was the victim of the girlfriend switch. I remember talking to a pretty decent looking girl then waking up in bed. :AngryFinger_7WSKJO::bash::bash:

[SBS933]

I myself grew up in the 70s, and with the hippie mentality there was plenty to be had. And in the 80s, Crazy Horse campgrounds were bery bery good to me. I always told my sons, when they turned 16 and could drive they had to go to Crazy Horse on a holiday weekend. If they didn't get laid they were gay.

[Eli]

trying to be modest eh? :stir:

Seriously? I'm the biggest dud ever!


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[Stainless]

I myself grew up in the 70s, and with the hippie mentality there was plenty to be had. And in the 80s, Crazy Horse campgrounds were bery bery good to me. I always told my sons, when they turned 16 and could drive they had to go to Crazy Horse on a holiday weekend. If they didn't get laid they were gay.
Crazy Horse is the channel at night! I too have a few X-rated images from there. :iagree:

[314joey]

lmao
I have the same beer goggle issue!!!

In my "friends" younger days,................................ I've been happily attached for 24 years.

[rivergames]

I wish I could participate in this here thread. Unfortunately, I have chosen to be celibate until marriage

[Wendi]

Maury already told me the answer to that one. ;) And no I wasn't pregnant at the time, just fat. He was good sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0eJ6QDpfEU&feature=youtu.be

Maybe that time you thought you were sucking on that fat chicks rolls, it was your own. LOL

[riverrunner1984]

In my "friends" younger days,................................ I've been happily attached for 24 years.

As have I. Not quite that long but for the better part of 5 years. Congrats to you!

[Eli]

I wish I could participate in this here thread. Unfortunately, I have chosen to be celibate until marriage

Me too!


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[314joey]

As have I. Not quite that long but for the better part of 5 years. Congrats to you!

Oh, the things we did when we're young, stupid and drunk,................................ congrats to you too.

[Havasu Party Bus]

Who are you kidding, you banged my girlfriend!:grumble

:)
I think he did that to show you how to do it the right way!:hilarious:

[GRADS]

Maybe that time you thought you were sucking on that fat chicks rolls, it was your own. LOL

Oh god, I've become "the fat chick":smackhead

[niceguyeddie]

Hey you guys are talking about someone's daughters here!:tongue:

[Eli]

Maybe that time you thought you were sucking on that fat chicks rolls, it was your own. LOL

That's gotta be worse than sucking on someone else's roll :D


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[Stainless]

Hey you guys are talking about someone's daughters here!:tongue:
Lets here your stories, know you have some. :D

[Eli]

Hey you guys are talking about someone's daughters here!:tongue:

Do these jokes transfer between websites?


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[Wicky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrVqIKOUTcI

[niceguyeddie]

Lets here your stories, know you have some. :D

No way Jose. I hung that hat up! lol

[ChumpChange]

Do these jokes transfer between websites?


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Joke? Seems like a pretty serious comment to me! ;)

[Eli]

Joke? Seems like a pretty serious comment to me! ;)

Oh right! It's middle aged woman inappropriate ;)


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[Stainless]

Yes


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Do you have any drunk dude stories you would like to share with the class? :D


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[Havasu Party Bus]

Hey you guys are talking about someone's daughters here!:tongue:
:bat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol6poJ6M7MA&list=PL655C6917AEE67806

[2FORCEFULL]

Do these jokes transfer between websites?


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what history tells is, one web site starts up, usally key members of the other site, as time goes on the one thats banning everone
slowly looses so many key platers that the readers jump shark to the "new cool"... during that transition.. some post the same content on both sites..

as more time goes, more are banned ,.. the clique gets bigger and actually runs off even more member because they are allowed to
be so opinionated and mistreat the remaining few...

so ,... yes the inside joke follow....


now this is just my opinion, but the only reason the other site ever grew was because hot boat shut down,,..


but now HOTBOAT.COM is back.... the "New cool"

[Eli]

Do you have any drunk dude stories you would like to share with the class? :D


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You know what they say about the effects of whiskey? Well, I stay away from drunk dudes!


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[ChumpChange]

We'll just leave it at that G. ;)

[GRADS]

I think my comment got deleted?:headscratch:

[HB Vic]

I think my comment got deleted?:headscratch:

You are correct :D

[Stainless]

I think my comment got deleted?:headscratch:
dammit, missed it by that much

[2FORCEFULL]

dammit, missed it by that much

i had to go take a nape....

[Stainless]

i had to go take a nape....

This has been a good thread so far Steve.
I'm sure it borders on the tolerance level, but everyone has kept it R rated. Good job! :idea:

[Stainless]

You know what they say about the effects of whiskey? Well, I stay away from drunk dudes!


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Quit evading the question, how about sober dudes when you were drunk? You never went to sleep with a 10 and awoke to a 3? :fsakes

[niceguyeddie]

Quit evading the question, how about sober dudes when you were drunk? You never went to sleep with a 10 and awoke to a 3? :fsakes

What if you wake up with three 3s?

[ChumpChange]

What if you wake up with three 3s?

That's a 9!

[Stainless]

What if you wake up with three 3s?
3 3's would be 3 times as bad,lol.

[Stainless]

That's a 9!
that would be good

[niceguyeddie]

That's a 9!

I always knew you were a numbers guy!

[Brian]

A 10 at 2 is a 2 at 10 the next day. Still not a good average.

[HB Vic]

As risqué as this thread is, and as often as I've wanted to hit the delete button, you guys are doing a pretty good job of keeping it PG13. Please keep it that way. Thank you, the management :D

[She's Mine]

You know what they say about the effects of whiskey? Well, I stay away from drunk dudes!


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I beg to differ on that one... I know of a particular drunk that was around for a little while.... lmao.....

[ChumpChange]

I always knew you were a numbers guy!

That's probably the only way some people can get a 9!

[She's Mine]

[QUOTE=Eli;33136]You don't waste any time! :D

I don't even know what an avid party chick is???]

Right, You define Avid Party Chick... Don't Lie

[She's Mine]

I just want to know why everyone is banging fat chicks when they are dunk... I get ballsy when I'm drunk so I only talk to 10s.... Just so happens that I was with my ex from before I could legally drink until not too long ago... :lmao1:

[Eli]

Quit evading the question, how about sober dudes when you were drunk? You never went to sleep with a 10 and awoke to a 3? :fsakes

Sleep? Wake up?


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[Eli]

A 10 at 2 is a 2 at 10 the next day. Still not a good average.

That's why I never stay out after 12


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[niceguyeddie]

That's probably the only way some people can get a 9!

Hey it's probably less work than trying to back five 2s. ... Or is it?

[314joey]

I guess so, little fart.

Hope I'm not pushing it.

[Eli]

I guess so, little fart.

Hope I'm not pushing it.

Isn't there a 3rd date rule?

He's disappointing a lot of women thinking they can wait until the 3rd date.


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[Eli]

Hey it's probably less work than trying to back five 2s. ... Or is it?

Is this the arithmetic thread?

Please explain...um...never mind...I think Hotboat/admin prefers I stay in the dark.


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[HB Vic]

I guess so, little fart.

Hope I'm not pushing it.

Dammit Joey. You're just like us. LOL :D

[Stainless]

That's why I never stay out after 12


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awh forget it, I just remembered what your proffesion is. :LMAOsmiley:
Shit i meant to quote post 129

[Eli]

awh forget it, I just remembered what your proffesion is. :LMAOsmiley:
Shit i meant to quote post 129

Hey I had to pay for college! And grad school! Then it was my shoe collection! Don't judge!! :D


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[niceguyeddie]

Is this the arithmetic thread?

Please explain...um...never mind...I think Hotboat/admin prefers I stay in the dark.


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If you have to ask you'll never know.

[GRADS]

Hey I had to pay for college! And grads school! Then it was my shoe collection! Don't judge!! :D


:hmmm: Grads school, I like it.

[niceguyeddie]

:hmmm: Grads school, I like it.

Lmfao !!

[314joey]

Dammit Joey. You're just like us. LOL :D

I was hoping not to offend anyone, seems like I'm walking the fine line OK, thanks.

[GRADS]

I just want to know why everyone is banging fat chicks when they are dunk... I get ballsy when I'm drunk so I only talk to 10s.... Just so happens that I was with my ex from before I could legally drink until not too long ago... :lmao1:

That's what you're not understanding....when you are drinking you think you ARE talking to a 10 but in reality when you sober up the next morning she looks like this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3qj5I-28A

[HB Vic]

I was hoping not to offend anyone, seems like I'm walking the fine line OK, thanks.

You're good. Did I tell you we're going to Orlando in November? Driving distance to the coast :D

[314joey]

You're good. Did I tell you we're going to Orlando in November? Driving distance to the coast :D

If you've got time, it's about a three hour drive SW to the front door of a guy I know that has a 35' Formula, can't beat a "free" boat ride in the Gulf.

[HB Vic]

If you've got time, it's about a three hour drive SW to the front door of a guy I know that has a 35' Formula, can't beat a "free" boat ride in the Gulf.

Oh we'll make the time :D

[314joey]

Oh we'll make the time :D

You're more than welcome to out with us, give me a heads up a week or so before and we'll see about getting you guys out for a bit, Jim (aka joey)

[HB Vic]

You're more than welcome to out with us, give me a heads up a week or so before and we'll see about getting you guys out for a bit, Jim (aka joey)

Cool 👍

[hbchgirl]

No way I could remember all their names, I just remember the ones that were great or the ones that went horribly wrong. Speaking of wrong, I had this girl named Michelle in my hot tub back in the day and I remember things were getting hot and heavy and I was sucking her boobs and then remember thinking to myself well that's kind of strange....she has no nipple?.... Turns out I had been sucking on a fat roll for the last ten minutes :yikes: :yikes: Yes I was drunk and unfortunately I remember her and her name.

OMG... that's hilarious!!!

[Stainless]

OMG... that's hilarious!!!

Rules HBCH, since you posted you have to tell of an experience. :D


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[hbchgirl]

I can't believe you told this story. Oh, and just to be clear here...my name is NOT Michelle...


LOL :rotflmao:

[hbchgirl]

I remember getting up in the morning and realizing someone was in bed with me. Thought oh fuck. Went to the bathroom and saw a condom in the trash and thought 'ok at least I did not fuck up to bad". Damn she was fat. The worst part of the whole thing was her driving me back to my truck.:no: I think i was the victim of the girlfriend switch. I remember talking to a pretty decent looking girl then waking up in bed. :AngryFinger_7WSKJO::bash::bash:

Haha... beer goggles!

[2FORCEFULL]

As risqué as this thread is, and as often as I've wanted to hit the delete button, you guys are doing a pretty good job of keeping it PG13. Please keep it that way. Thank you, the management :D

:goodluck::redface::sheep::stir:

[2FORCEFULL]

Boat is looking great!

thanks,...should be done soon now

[2FORCEFULL]

Are you??

yep...

[2FORCEFULL]

whats cool about this thread is the people that are participating.... it kind of reminds me of sitting around the camp fire at the dunes...

[Havasu Party Bus]

That's why I never stay out after 12


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Are you saying you're Drunk by 11:00-11:30?


What if you wake up with three 3s?
That's just means you have to tell your self three times, What The Hell Was I Thinking Last Night.:cuddle-smiley::cuddle-smiley::cuddle-smiley:

[Stainless]

whats cool about this thread is the people that are participating.... it kind of reminds me of sitting around the camp fire at the dunes...

I agree, cool bunch to banter with! :)


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[SummerO]

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?

[Stainless]

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?

That's f~•king funny!
Tequila or Fireball have earned me a confessional with the porcelain a few times also.


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[GRADS]

At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor.

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

[2FORCEFULL]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

fuc.n grads,,...ur ahhh,,, yep... that's what I thought also:cyberguy:

[GRADS]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD. ;)

[2FORCEFULL]

Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD. ;)

they're both dicks????

[GRADS]

they're both dicks????

X2? :lmao1:

[28eliminator]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

Funny you should mention that....

My brother in law (RIP), had a drunken evening at the local Moose Lodge many years ago. It ended with him in jail and an assault charge, after he took the "New Girl" home one night. He reached down, and to his surprise, ended up with a Winker and a set of balls in his hand... :yikes: He beat the crap out of the dude right there in his bed... I never laughed so hard in my life.

[Eli]

:hmmm: Grads school, I like it.

Great! You owe me $125,000. Thank you!


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[CarolynandBob]

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?


Powerful ugly. :LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley::LMAOsmiley:

[Stainless]

Sue is fair,... she gives me all the sex I deserve....

Hey Steve, how many times a week do you get your oil changed? :D



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[28eliminator]

they're both dicks????


X2? :lmao1:

hey hey... Threads have been closed for that kind of smack talk :wink:

And you want to be a Mod...:AngryFinger_7WSKJO::biggrin:

[Eli]

Hey Steve, how many times a week do you get your oil changed? :D



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Every 3500 miles or 7000 if I use synthetic ;)


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[She's Mine]

That's what you're not understanding....when you are drinking you think you ARE talking to a 10 but in reality when you sober up the next morning she looks like this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3qj5I-28A


Oh snap... cut my arm off and never speak a word about it... When asked what happen to your arm I would reply, "it was a hunting accident"...

[She's Mine]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:

That would have been hilarious...

[Stainless]

Every 3500 miles or 7000 if I use synthetic ;)


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Don't you think that is severely exceeding the manufacturers recommendation?
I would be concerned about cob webs too. :D


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[Eli]

Don't you think that is severely exceeding the manufacturers recommendation?
I would be concerned about cob webs too. :D


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Nowadays cob webs are a welcomed circumstance ;)


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[Stainless]

Nowadays cob webs are a welcomed circumstance ;)


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:eek:


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[ChumpChange]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson. :yikes:


Funny you should mention that....

My brother in law (RIP), had a drunken evening at the local Moose Lodge many years ago. It ended with him in jail and an assault charge, after he took the "New Girl" home one night. He reached down, and to his surprise, ended up with a Winker and a set of balls in his hand... :yikes: He beat the crap out of the dude right there in his bed... I never laughed so hard in my life.

Was his favorite movie "The Crying Game"?

[2FORCEFULL]

looks like the name less will remain nameless


http://youtu.be/huKwlgKmj5A

[The Doctor]

C'mon Doc,unwind and laugh a little.Most of us have been married to the same lady for a long time,This what can make a good forum,a few laughs and no one personally insulted at all.

No disrespect is intended to others here. We laugh as much as anyone we've ever met, too. I simply happen to believe all that stuff taught in Church and it's worked for us. Six great kids later and a million reasons to brag on them, I'll take my life every day of the week and twice on Sunday. It works for us - that's all I was saying. :D

[GRADS]

No disrespect is intended to others here. We laugh as much as anyone we've ever met, too. I simply happen to believe all that stuff taught in Church and it's worked for us. Six great kids later and a million reasons to brag on them, I'll take my life every day of the week and twice on Sunday. It works for us - that's all I was saying. :D

Banging a lot of chicks was cool too.:thumbup:

[SummerO]

Banging a lot of chicks was cool too.:thumbup:

Thats all I was sayin! Lmao

[RVR SWPR]

No disrespect is intended to others here. We laugh as much as anyone we've ever met, too. I simply happen to believe all that stuff taught in Church and it's worked for us. Six great kids later and a million reasons to brag on them, I'll take my life every day of the week and twice on Sunday. It works for us - that's all I was saying. :D

Well Done Doc.Good to see your posts :thumb:

[Wheeler]

did you, do you remember their names.?..





I do, her name is Fadwah. She really looks great with makeup and a Burka. :yikes:


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[Stainless]

Wheeler, I'm sorry, do you need a therapist? :p


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[HB Vic]

Holy shits. I'm not sure what to make of that?? Wtf 😁

[314joey]

Manboobs, scary.

[GRADS]

Oh god please don't let this turn into a manboobs thread.:schreck: :badidea:

[314joey]

Oh god please don't let this turn into a manboobs thread.:schreck: :badidea:

I try and help.

[GRADS]

......And we're back on track.:thumb:

[Wheeler]

Wheeler, I'm sorry, do you need a therapist? :p



She is a therapist, she just happens to be Muslim. :shhh:

[28eliminator]

I do, her name is Fadwah. She really looks great with makeup and a Burka. :yikes:


19116

Holy shit wheeler... You just ruined my dinner


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[Wheeler]

Holy shit wheeler... You just ruined my dinner



I'm sorry. :wink2:

[ChumpChange]

Holy shit wheeler... You just ruined my dinner


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Certain pics don't need to be quoted. I figured how to pass Wheeler's post just to see the pic again in yours.

[Stainless]

Certain pics don't need to be quoted. I figured how to pass Wheeler's post just to see the pic again in yours.

That's funny, it was so disturbing I didn't quote it either, lol.


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[ChumpChange]

That's funny, it was so disturbing I didn't quote it either, lol.


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If somebody quotes it to the next page, they should be banned.

[28eliminator]

Certain pics don't need to be quoted. I figured how to pass Wheeler's post just to see the pic again in yours.

Lol... Suck it up princess :D


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